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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Vladimir Shavnetski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and David Hasslehoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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270 lbs
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265 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
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BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Vladimir Shavnetski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, David Hasslehoff!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and James Atkins.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Shavnetski throws a shot from downtown. Hasslehoff moves away and avoids it.
Shavnetski scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Shavnetski throws a series of punches but Hasslehoff avoids them all with ease.
Hasslehoff should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
A swing and a miss from Shavnetski.
Shavnetski clobbers Hasslehoff with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Shavnetski lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hasslehoff circles away quickly and effectively.
Shavnetski looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Shavnetski misses with a head kick.
Shavnetski moves out of range of the leg kick from Hasslehoff.
Shavnetski misses the shot to the body.
Shavnetski throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A jab from Shavnetski misses.
Shavnetski lands with a kick to the temple. Hasslehoff shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like David Hasslehoff has been cut.
Shavnetski thows a left - swing and a miss!
Shavnetski looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Shavnetski.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hasslehoff misses with a low kick.
Shavnetski lands a big head kick that sends Hasslehoff tumbling to the mat! Shavnetski takes a step backwards and waves Hasslehoff back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Hasslehoff thows a body shot but no joy.
Shavnetski throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hasslehoff stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Hasslehoff looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Shavnetski cracks Hasslehoff with an open hand slap.
Vladimir Shavnetski is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Shavnetski feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Hasslehoff sprawling to the canvas! Hasslehoff rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Shavnetski finish him?!
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Hasslehoff has eaten all the pies!
Hasslehoff slips a jab and a cross from Shavnetski.
Shavnetski lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Shavnetski throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Shavnetski scores with a body shot.
Shavnetski rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Hasslehoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Shavnetski lands a big head kick that sends Hasslehoff tumbling to the mat! Shavnetski takes a step backwards and waves Hasslehoff back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Hasslehoff is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Shavnetski throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Shavnetski lands a big head kick that sends Hasslehoff tumbling to the mat! Shavnetski takes a step backwards and waves Hasslehoff back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Shavnetski tries to bum rush Hasslehoff with a series of wild strikes but Hasslehoff uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nice uppercut there from Shavnetski.
Shavnetski misses with a hook. Hasslehoff ducked under it nicely.
Shavnetski avoids the body shot from Hasslehoff.
Hasslehoff feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Shavnetski pulls Hasslehoff in close to prevent any damage.
Hasslehoff is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Shavnetski is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Shavnetski has escaped and now he's on top!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Shavnetski wants to get up but he can't break Hasslehoff's closed guard. He needs to be careful trying to break the legs open, as he's open to submissions here.
Shavnetski wants to pass the guard but Hasslehoff is keeping the position.
Shavnetski is sitting in close to Hasslehoff's body. Hasslehoff has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Shavnetski is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Shavnetski is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Hasslehoff.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). David Hasslehoff!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
RATING
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