PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ern McCracken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and MR nobody (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). McCracken comes into the arena with "Crying Like a Bitch" by Godsmack blaring out of the sound system. MR nobody has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Ern McCracken 's chin.

McCracken
vs
nobody

199 cm
18
265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

193 cm
18
230 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ern McCracken !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, MR nobody!
The judges for this bout are Joseph Jones, Bruno Lombardi and Dean Styles.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCracken displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
nobody shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
McCracken goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Decent striking displayed by McCracken there.
nobody fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but McCracken avoids it really well and circles away.
McCracken misses with the combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
nobody looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Ern McCracken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MR nobody.

nobody scores with a takedown into McCracken 's guard.
nobody passes McCracken 's left leg - he's now in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
nobody thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed McCracken 's head.

nobody escapes and gets back to his feet.

nobody gets a takedown into half guard.
McCracken is refusing to be controlled, as nobody sits in half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCracken wants to improve his position but nobody is controlling well.
nobody looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
nobody wants to pass to mount but McCracken is defending the position.
nobody throwing shots but McCracken is blocking nicely.
nobody throwing shots but McCracken is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ern McCracken dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

nobody looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
McCracken throws a nice looking combination but nobody bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McCracken slaps away a takedown attempt from nobody, before circling back to the center of the mat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch combination from McCracken misses.
Ern McCracken is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCracken scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Some wild striking there from McCracken .
McCracken jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
McCracken scores with the left hand. nobody knows he should have avoided that one.
McCracken connects with a looping right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McCracken throws a series of punches but nobody moves out of range.
nobody tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McCracken swivels and escapes.
Ern McCracken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MR nobody.
McCracken lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
nobody takes one to the side of the head.
A combination from McCracken does no damage.
nobody fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
nobody takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
McCracken misses with a head kick.
McCracken lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
McCracken tries to land a leg kick but nobody saw it coming and moves away.
McCracken fakes a jab and throws a low kick but nobody checks it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
nobody shoots for a takedown but McCracken saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McCracken scores with a nice head shot.
McCracken scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
McCracken jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Ern McCracken is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McCracken lands a straight punch to the body, keeping nobody at a distance.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Danga de danga de dang - McCracken scores with a four punch combination!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ern McCracken dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

nobody tries to score a power double leg takedown but McCracken sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten nobody somewhat.
nobody fails to land the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McCracken clobbers nobody with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's one minute gone in the round.
nobody dodges the punch combination from McCracken .
McCracken misses with a few strikes there.
McCracken lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
McCracken throws a right hand that nobody ducks under and follows up with a left that nobody also avoids with ease.
nobody changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. McCracken tries to avoid it but nobody manages to keep hold of a leg and drag McCracken to the ground. McCracken escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Ern McCracken has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of MR nobody.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
nobody is looking to clinch but McCracken is avoiding it.
nobody fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
nobody takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Jab, jab by McCracken - just one landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
nobody shoots for a takedown but McCracken saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
McCracken fails to land with a series of punches.
McCracken throws a combination. nobody tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
McCracken with a jab.
nobody misses with a takedown attempt - McCracken sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
nobody doesn't manage to clinch there - McCracken circles away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
nobody takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
nobody looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? McCracken is fending him off so far but nobody persists. Nope, McCracken circles away and we're back to standing.
McCracken fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
MR nobody has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McCracken swinging wilding here.
McCracken smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ern McCracken showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McCracken , winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Joseph Jones scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:26
Judge Dean Styles scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ern McCracken !