PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between eat me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dewayne Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Carter has chosen Lil Wayne as his entrance music. Dewayne Carter will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

me
vs
Carter

150 cm
23
139 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

170 cm
25
130 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, eat me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dewayne Carter!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carter throws a series of punches but me moves out of range.

me shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than me was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!

me jumps to the side looking to secure the arm triangle…. Ooooh, that looks tight… Carter is gargling but he's managed to escape! Nice work there by Carter and me has given up the dominant position trying to land that submission.

me stands up.
Carter throws a right hand that me ducks under and follows up with a left that me also avoids with ease.
Carter misses with a takedown attempt

and me counters with a shoot takedown. Carter fights it but they end up in guard.
me pushes down on Carter's leg and manages to get into half guard.

me decides to stand up and try his luck on the feet.
This has been an exciting period of action!

me feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
me is looking to work some ground and pound but Carter has wrist control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
me preventing the sweep.
me loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
me wants to pass the guard but Carter is keeping the position.

me is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Carter is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Carter has escaped and now he's on top!

me looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
me is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
me manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!

me is thinking about an arm triangle here, looking to tighten it up before moving to side control. Carter can see it coming though and defends well with a couple of strikes to the head and some good arm positioning.
me can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Carter is looking to escape.

me goes for an armbar but Carter turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Carter.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
me is looking to sweep but instead, Carter has passed into half guard.

me looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Carter wants to work for an arm triangle but me is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
me is looking for a sweep. Carter is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
me makes his way to full guard. A much better position for me.

me is looking for a triangle but Carter pushes his legs off easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
me is trying to keep Carter in close.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

eat me dominated that round.
That's time! me's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A combination from Carter does no damage.
Carter throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

me feints and as Carter raises his hands in defense, me changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.

me stands up and waves to Carter to follow him.

me gets the takedown into side control.

me is trying to get an arm triangle but Carter is defending well.

me wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Carter, who protects the arm well.
me advances nicely into full mount.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

me goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Carter is on top in guard.

me looking for a triangle here. Carter is fighting it but it looks tight! me pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Carter is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). eat me!