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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jay Keel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Boner Patrol (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keel comes to the cage accompanied by SuperStar. Patrol has chosen Sign of a victory - R.Kelly as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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160 lbs
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170 lbs
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Good wrestler
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Jay Keel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Boner Patrol!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Patrol closes this distance looking for a takedown but Keel circles away.
Keel tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Keel throws a right and a left that both miss.
Keel doesn't manage to clinch there - Patrol circles away.
Keel has closed the distance and engaged Patrol in a clinch.
Keel connects with a knee to the head.
Patrol prevents a body shot from Keel.
Keel misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Patrol.
A short uppercut from Keel.
Keel is working Patrol over against the cage.
Keel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Patrol backwards.
Keel connects with a nasty looking knee right to Patrol's face.
Keel misses with a hook from the clinch.
Patrol tries to score a body lock takedown but Keel shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Patrol tries for a takedown but Keel manages to get underhooks.
Jay Keel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
A left hand lands to the body for Keel.
Keel looking to throw knees to the head but Patrol is blocking nicely.
Keel cracks Patrol with a nice body shot.
Patrol looks gassed!
Keel throws a knee to the head but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Patrol tries for a takedown. No joy.
Patrol goes for a takedown attempt but Keel pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Keel ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Keel moves into range and clinches up with Patrol.
Keel lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Keel landing knees to the head.
Patrol blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Patrol on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A short right from Keel on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Keel.
Keel with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Patrol wants a takedown but no success here.
Keel stalls.
Keel lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Patrol wants a takedown but no success here.
Keel is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Patrol is defending well for now.
Keel slows down the pace here.
Keel tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Nice body punch from Keel.
Keel is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Patrol is defending well for now.
Keel presses Patrol against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Keel throws a knee to the head but misses.
Keel gets underhooks to prevent Patrol's takedown attempt.
Keel lands a body punch in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Keel scores with a nice short uppercut.
Keel lands a shoulder strike.
Keel pushes Patrol back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Keel is pressed up against the cage. Patrol has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Keel down to the mat. Keel avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Patrol tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Keel swivels and escapes.
Keel takes a swing at Patrol's ribcage but misses.
Patrol swats away the attempt to clinch by Keel.
Keel tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Keel tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Keel misses with the combination.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Patrol paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Keel throws an overhand right that lands on Patrol's shoulder, as Patrol tries to avoid the shot.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Keel clinches.
Keel throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Patrol blocks it with crossed arms.
Keel presses Patrol against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A bit of stalling here from Keel.
The crowd are getting pretty annoyed with Keel for his constant stalling in the clinch and are voicing their displeasure.
Patrol drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Keel unloads a knee to the mid-section. Patrol lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Patrol is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Keel pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Keel using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Patrol has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Keel stalls.
Keel throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Patrol blocks it with crossed arms.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jay Keel dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Keel fails with an attempt to clinch.
Keel pushes Patrol up against the cage in a clinch.
Patrol wants a takedown.
Keel lands a body shot.
Keel throws a head punch that misses.
Keel throws a knee to the head but misses.
Keel can't find room to land a body shot as Patrol controls the action.
Keel with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Patrol has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Keel avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Keel lands a body punch in the clinch.
Patrol goes for a takedown attempt but Keel pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Jay Keel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
Keel lands a jab.
Keel swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Patrol is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keel paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Keel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Keel buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Keel tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Keel tries to clinch up.
Jab, jab by Keel - just one landing.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Keel, as that shot connected.
Keel swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jay Keel is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Keel misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keel throws a right hand that Patrol ducks under and follows up with a left that Patrol also avoids with ease.
A combination from Keel does no damage.
Keel is looking to clinch.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch but Patrol swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Patrol closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Patrol shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Keel pinned against the cage. Keel gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Keel tries to clinch but Patrol is having none of it.
Keel tries to clinch but Patrol is having none of it.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Keel throws a low kick, looking for Patrol's leg but Patrol calmly moves out of range.
Keel tries to bum rush Patrol with a series of wild strikes but Patrol uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Patrol swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Keel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Keel swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Patrol paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Keel tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Patrol is able to avoid easily.
Keel is looking to clinch but Patrol is avoiding it.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch but Patrol swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Keel throws a lazy right hand but Patrol sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Patrol keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - Keel looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Patrol takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Keel is looking to chop away at Patrol's legs.
Keel is looking to clinch.
Keel misses with a hook.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Keel bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Keel throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Patrol sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Keel stuffs the takedown attempt from Patrol. Patrol gets slowly back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jay Keel dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!
Patrol circles away from the clinch attempt.
Keel drives through and clinches with Patrol against the cage.
Keel tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Patrol has Keel pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Keel manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Keel tries a knee to the head but Patrol blocks it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Keel.
Keel prevents a takedown attempt there.
Keel is struggling to control the position.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Patrol takes a shot to the head.
Good body shot from Keel.
Keel stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Keel gets through Patrol's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Keel stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Patrol takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Keel misses with a short punch on the inside.
Keel pushes Patrol back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Patrol has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Keel clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Keel wants to control his opponent's hands but Patrol gets his hands free.
Keel manages to reverse the position and now he's in Patrol's guard. Nice work there by Keel.
Keel stands up from Patrol's guard - Keel perhaps looking for a knockout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Keel wants to clinch up but Patrol keeps it at a distance.
Keel wants to clinch.
Keel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Keel works the jab nicely.
Jay Keel is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jab, jab by Keel - just one landing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Keel misses.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch up but Patrol swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Patrol shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Keel as he avoids it easily.
Jay Keel has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Boner Patrol.
Keel throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Patrol shoots in but Keel avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Keel tries to score with a low kick but Patrol moves his leg out of the way.
Patrol is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Keel.
Keel tries to close the distance and clinch but Patrol swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
A big right from Keel misses.
Boner Patrol has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Patrol clinches up against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Keel lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Patrol backwards.
Patrol blocks the elbow strike.
Patrol wants a takedown but no success here.
Keel tries to throw a body punch but Patrol avoids it by throwing Keel back against the cage.
A right hook to the body lands for Keel.
Keel lands with a short shot to the head.
A shot in the inside from Keel.
Nice body punch from Keel.
Keel cracks Patrol with a nice body shot.
Keel throws a head punch that misses.
A short left from Keel.
Keel lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Keel working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Keel lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Keel with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Patrol drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Keel gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A short right from Keel on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
Jay Keel showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Keel, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Jay Keel!
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hype
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