PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Kenneth Noisewater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Niko Swahani (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Noisewater comes to the cage accompanied by Boats 'n Hoes. On his way into the cage it seems that Kenneth Noisewater has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Kenneth Noisewater seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Noisewater
vs
Swahani

185 cm
24
165 lbs
6 - 5 - 0

173 cm
22
160 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kenneth Noisewater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Niko Swahani!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Noisewater slips a jab and a cross from Swahani.
Swahani throws a head kick but Noisewater moves out of range.

Noisewater instigates a clinch.
Swahani gets underhooks to prevent Noisewater's takedown attempt.
Swahani looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Swahani looking for a takedown.

Noisewater drags the fight down to the ground.
Swahani trying to stand up but can't free himself from Noisewater's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Noisewater is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Swahani wants to stand and escape but instead Noisewater has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Swahani wants to stand up but Noisewater is controlling him.

Noisewater is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Noisewater drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Noisewater jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Noisewater stands up from Swahani's guard - Noisewater perhaps looking for a knockout.
Swahani pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Noisewater buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Swahani tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Swahani connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Swahani fails to land with a series of punches.
Swahani misses with a leg kick

and Noisewater moves into the clinch.
Swahani tries to break free but Noisewater pushes him back against the cage.

Noisewater has dropped down and is working for a takedown. Swahani is trying to keep an underhook but Noisewater manages to get the takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Swahani is pushing off trying to get to his feet. Noisewater has hold of the leg though and he's dropped back for a heel hook… has he got it?? YES! Swahani is tapping! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Heel Hook). Kenneth Noisewater!