PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nicholas Marmon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Marmon is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Like My Swagga. Nicholas Marmon has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do's chin.

Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do
vs
Marmon

150 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
22
285 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Counter striker
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Nicholas Marmon!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, John Mangel and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Marmon buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Marmon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.

Any Ting Ul Do looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Marmon!
Marmon wants to hold on but Any Ting Ul Do pushes him away.
Any Ting Ul Do prevents Marmon from getting the reversal.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Any Ting Ul Do breaks from Marmon's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Any Ting Ul Do prevents Marmon from getting the reversal.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Marmon has eaten all the pies!
Marmon tries to hold on but Any Ting Ul Do postures up.
Any Ting Ul Do is landing with some decent strikes but Marmon is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.

It looks like Nicholas Marmon has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Any Ting Ul Do cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Any Ting Ul Do knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Marmon on the ground.
Marmon just holding on.
Marmon manages to regain half guard. Good work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marmon is trying to stand.
Any Ting Ul Do throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Marmon is trying to control but can't.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Marmon on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That has opened up Nicholas Marmon's cut even more.
Marmon is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Any Ting Ul Do's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Any Ting Ul Do's back!
Will Marmon go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
I really don't envy Any Ting Ul Do right now.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Marmon's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Marmon looks gassed!
Any Ting Ul Do is in bad spot here.
Marmon lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Any Ting Ul Do.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Any Ting Ul Do is really stuck here.
Marmon missing with strikes.
Any Ting Ul Do holding both Marmon 's hands and preventing any damage.
Marmon gets his hooks in and is throwing strikes.
Any Ting Ul Do wants to escape the position.

Marmon patiently working for the choke. Which fighter will keep their nerve here?
Any Ting Ul Do is in bad spot here.
Marmon is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Any Ting Ul Do up.
Marmon trying to control.

Marmon has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Any Ting Ul Do prevents Marmon from getting a body triangle.
Marmon keeps control of the position as Any Ting Ul Do tries to break free.

Any Ting Ul Do manages to stand up with Marmon still on his back. Eventually Marmon drops to his feet and we're back in the standing position.

Any Ting Ul Do scores a takedown into full mount!
Any Ting Ul Do working away from the top, dropping strikes.

Nicholas Marmon's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Nicholas Marmon's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Onion Bhaji Chicken Vindaloo Popadom Pilau Rice Any Ting Ul Do!