PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between David Hasselhof (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinrich Dussander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hasselhof's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Nas - Hate me now. Dussander has chosen Binary Helix- No Sleep as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that David Hasselhof has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily David Hasselhof seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Hasselhof
vs
Dussander

165 cm
24
155 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

177 cm
20
155 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, David Hasselhof!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Heinrich Dussander!
The judges for this bout are Paulo Santos, Leandro Rodrigues and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hasselhof fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Danga de danga de dang - Hasselhof scores with a four punch combination!

It looks like Heinrich Dussander has been cut.
Hasselhof tries to close the distance and clinch up but Dussander swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Hasselhof shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dussander napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Dussander sneaks back into half guard.
Dussander is looking for a sweep. Hasselhof is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dussander tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Dussander has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hasselhof is working away from the top position though.

Hasselhof seems to be working for a kimura but Dussander defends the submission attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dussander blocking the ground and pound attempt from Hasselhof.
Dussander is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Dussander has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Hasselhof is working away from the top position though.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dussander thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Dussander displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Hasselhof.
Dussander throws a shot to the body.
Hasselhof moves forwards but Dussander connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Dussander cracks Hasselhof with a good jab.
Dussander fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Dussander throws a series of punches but Hasselhof avoids them all with ease.
Dussander stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Dussander wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for David Hasselhof. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hasselhof is breathing heavily.
Dussander misses the shot to the body.
Hasselhof displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dussander throws out the jab.
Hasselhof tries to land a leg kick but Dussander saw it coming and moves away.
Dussander lands with a nice body punch.
Dussander paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Dussander lands with a straight right. Hasselhof didn't see that one coming.
Dussander misses with a wild combination.
Dussander throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Hasselhof stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dussander swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dussander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dussander throws a one two combo.
Dussander thuds his right hand into Hasselhof's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dussander connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hasselhof shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dussander punishes Hasselhof's body with a nice straight punch.
Heinrich Dussander is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dussander lands an overhand right.
Dussander paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Good exchange - Dussander coming out on top.
Dussander lands with a cross.

Hasselhof is rocked!
Dussander lands with a shot to the body.
Hasselhof takes one to the side of the head.
Oh Hasselhof is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Dussander closes the distance and lands a brutal uppercut that knocks Hasselhof out! We're looking at the replay now - he was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Heinrich Dussander!