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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Stephaun Spanky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and iLike Turtles (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spanky kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is Point of No Return - Immortal Technique. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.
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BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Stephaun Spanky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, iLike Turtles!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Paulo Santos and Emerson Jorge.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Spanky looks frusrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Turtles fails with an attempt to clinch.
Turtles lands a body shot.
Spanky is breathing heavily.
Turtles throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Spanky checks a low kick from Turtles.
Turtles swings for the body but Spanky moves out of range.
Turtles throws a jab but it's blocked by Spanky.
Turtles looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Spanky misses with a two punch combination.
Nice sprawl there from Turtles as Spanky shoots in.
Turtles tries to clinch there but Spanky circles away.
Turtles closes the distance and clinches up with Spanky, looking for a takedown. Turtles pushes Spanky against the cage but Spanky circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtles throws a wild body kick that Spanky sees coming a mile off.
Spanky displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Turtles throws out the jab.
Turtles swinging wilding here.
Turtles looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Spanky!
Turtles fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Spanky really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Spanky regains half guard.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Spanky tries to roll over but Turtles keeps him under control.
Turtles passes to side control.
Turtles should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Spanky tries to improve position but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turtles trying to control the action but Spanky is working from the bottom.
Spanky tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Turtles lands a nice forearm strike.
You can see the frustration on Spanky's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Spanky takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Turtles has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Spanky is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Turtles off and has taken his back!
Spanky has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Spanky is persistently looking for the submission but Turtles is defending it well.
Spanky doesn't have the hooks in and Turtles manages to turn into his guard.
Spanky keeping full guard, as Turtles tries to pass.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtles works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Turtles works his foot free and advances to mount.
Turtles working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Spanky is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Turtles misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Turtles misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Spanky bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Turtles wants to sweep here but Spanky controlling him for the moment.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Turtles is on top in guard.
Spanky looking for a guillotine here but Turtles defends easily.
Turtles working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turtles with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Turtles trying to control but Spanky is working from the bottom.
Turtles slips nicely into half guard.
Spanky taking some punishment here, with Turtles in his half guard.
Turtles wants to pass to mount but Spanky is defending the position.
Turtles wants to lay and pray for a moment but Spanky keeps working.
Turtles scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Spanky is looking to improve his position.
Turtles seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Spanky does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spanky works his way to full guard. Good work.
Spanky avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Turtles is working Spanky over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Turtles trying to control the position from guard on top but Spanky is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
iLike Turtles dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Spanky tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Stephaun Spanky is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turtles rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spanky moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Turtles tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Spanky paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Spanky with a poor takedown
enabling Turtles to counter with a crisp jab.
Turtles throws a right and a left that Spanky avoids nicely.
Turtles misses with a straight left.
Turtles takes the fight into the clinch.
Turtles can't get the takedown.
Spanky drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Turtles gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Turtles tries to work over Spanky's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Turtles gets underhooks to prevent Spanky's takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stephaun Spanky. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Spanky avoiding damage as Turtles throws knees to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Spanky.
Spanky prevents a body shot from Turtles.
Turtles lands a takedown into guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Spanky lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Turtles!
Turtles is not a happy chappy… he wants out of there.
Turtles is in all sorts of trouble here.
Turtles regains half guard.
Turtles works his way to full guard. Good work.
Turtles wants to sweep here but Spanky controlling him for the moment.
Spanky trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Turtles bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Spanky's guard.
Spanky is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
iLike Turtles has got the better of the ground game so far.
Spanky has momentary wrist control but Turtles slips an elbow through the middle.
Turtles keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Spanky's head.
Turtles slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Turtles works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Spanky taking punishment in the form of punches.
Turtles tries to advance to mount but can't.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turtles scores with punches from side control.
Spanky is working to avoid the ground and pound but Turtles connects with a decent elbow.
Spanky tries to improve position but can't.
Turtles trying to control the position but Spanky is working away.
Spanky manages to get back to half guard.
Spanky is staying active underneath Turtles, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Spanky is trying to get back to full guard.
Turtles winds up and cracks Spanky with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Spanky is rocked!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Turtles is nestled in close to Spanky, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Oh Spanky is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Turtles not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Turtles throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Turtles missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Turtles thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Turtles missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Turtles is working for a submission of some sort.
Turtles throwing shots but Spanky is blocking nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Turtles rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Spanky moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Spanky avoids a punch combination nicely.
Spanky dodges the punch combination from Turtles.
Spanky keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turtles.
Spanky seems to have got his legs back now.
Spanky gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Turtles makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Turtles fails in his attempt to clinch.
Turtles fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Spanky manages to avoid it.
Turtles throws a jab when Spanky was well out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turtles misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Spanky.
Spanky with a lazy takedown attempt
enabling Turtles to counter with a crisp jab.
Turtles looks for the body kick but Spanky saw that one coming.
Turtles looks to score with a jab to the body but Spanky is just out of range.
Turtles tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Spanky scores with the left hand. Turtles knows he should have avoided that one.
Nice sprawl there from Spanky as Turtles shoots in.
Spanky tries for a takedown but Turtles sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Spanky shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Turtles throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Turtles keeping full guard, as Spanky tries to pass.
Spanky wants to control from the top but Turtles keeps moving.
Spanky thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
iLike Turtles showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Turtles wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Turtles misses with a body shot.
Turtles pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Spanky shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Turtles counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Turtles misses with a takedown attempt
and Spanky counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Turtles!
Turtles is trying to escape the mount but Spanky keeps good control and instead manages to take Turtles's back.
Spanky doesn't have the hooks in and Turtles manages to turn into his guard.
Turtles sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Spanky's guard.
Turtles wants to pass the guard but Spanky is defending well.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Spanky is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Turtles pulls his head out easily.
Turtles scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Turtles throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Turtles drops an elbow to the side of Spanky's head.
Spanky wants to get back to full guard.
Turtles missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Spanky looking for submissions off his back.
Turtles is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Spanky tries to get back to half guard but can't.
A nice elbow there by Turtles.
Turtles landing strikes, looking to finish!
Spanky is in a horrible position here. Turtles smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Turtles landing punches.
Spanky keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Turtles working Spanky over with strikes here.
Spanky is trying desperately to improve position.
Spanky is bucking up trying to escape but Turtles cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Turtles cracks Spanky with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Spanky is trying desperately to improve position.
Turtles scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Spanky?
Turtles prevents Spanky from getting the reversal.
Spanky taking shots to the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Turtles pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Turtles punishing his opponent with strikes.
Turtles lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Spanky keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Spanky is in a horrible position here. Turtles smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Spanky is working to get back to half guard.
Spanky is working hard here to advance position.
Turtles looking to finish Spanky with some ground and pound. This is bad for Spanky!
The referee warns Spanky that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Turtles has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Spanky's face.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turtles lands a heavy elbow.
A nice elbow there by Turtles.
Spanky can't escape the position.
Spanky bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Turtles controls Spanky momentarily but Spanky frees himself.
Turtles keeping full guard, as Spanky tries to pass.
Turtles wants to sweep here but Spanky controlling him for the moment.
Turtles keeping moving, preventing Spanky from controlling successfully.
Spanky forces his way into half guard.
Spanky passes to full mount!
Spanky working for a guillotine from mount but Turtles is in no mood to give up.
Spanky working for a submission but Turtles is keeping him at bay.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Turtles regains half guard.
Turtles is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Spanky is trying to control the action in half guard but Turtles is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Turtles throws a strike from the bottom that misses.
Turtles gets back to full guard.
Stephaun Spanky has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Turtles looking for a guillotine here but Spanky defends easily.
Turtles lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Spanky!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Spanky is trying desperately to improve position.
Turtles has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Turtles lands with some strikes.
And that's the end of the fight!
iLike Turtles comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Turtles has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Leandro Rodrigues scores the fight 27:30
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 27:30
Judge Emerson Jorge scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... iLike Turtles!
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