PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Shane Old Papi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Karl Lulz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Karl Lulz has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Shane Old Papi's chin.

Old Papi
vs
Lulz

188 cm
22
215 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

201 cm
22
209 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Shane Old Papi!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Karl Lulz!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Yves DeLean and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lulz throws a right and a left that Old Papi avoids nicely.
Old Papi fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Old Papi slips a jab and a cross from Lulz.
Old Papi tries a low kick but Lulz avoids it.
Old Papi slips a jab and a cross from Lulz.
Lulz blocks a jab.
Old Papi showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lulz.
Lulz looks to land a combination but Old Papi avoids it well.
Lulz misses with a jab, cross combination.
Old Papi looks to land a combination but Lulz avoids it well.
Old Papi throws a left and a right that both miss
and Lulz counters with a three punch combo that has Old Papi backing up. Old Papi nods at Lulz to acknowledge the strikes.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Old Papi counters with a right hand to the body.
Lulz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Old Papi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Lulz looks gassed!
Old Papi misses with a looping left.
Old Papi throws a series of punches but Lulz moves out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Old Papi, as that shot connected.
Lulz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Old Papi counters with a stiff right hand.
Old Papi misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lulz misses with a combination
and Old Papi counters with a nice uppercut.
Old Papi throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Old Papi lands a really nice looking cross but Lulz seems unphased.
Lulz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Old Papi counters with a two punch combo.
Old Papi catches Lulz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Lulz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Old Papi counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Old Papi throws a series of punches but Lulz avoids them all with ease.
Old Papi motions for Lulz to come forward. Old Papi throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Old Papi throws a one two combo.
Old Papi connects with a jab.
Old Papi scores with a hook to the body. Lulz takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Old Papi throws a hook but Lulz blocks it.
Lulz slips a jab and a cross from Old Papi.
Karl Lulz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Old Papi goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lulz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Old Papi.
Lulz doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A swing and a miss from Old Papi.
Some wild striking there from Old Papi.
Lulz uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Old Papi.
Lulz on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Old Papi lands with an overhand left.
Old Papi comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi counters with a straight right hand.
Old Papi lands a nice looking body shot.
Old Papi lands with a right hand.
Old Papi connects with a single shot there.
The crowd cheers as Old Papi lands an impressive looking overhand right. Lulz doesn't seem phased though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Old Papi swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lulz counters with a series of strikes. Old Papi will be more careful next time no doubt.
Old Papi getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Old Papi throws a right and a left that Lulz avoids nicely.
Old Papi connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Old Papi stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Old Papi throws a series of punches but Lulz moves out of range.
Lulz throws a combination that misses
and Old Papi counters with a stiff right hand.
Lulz misses with a combination
and Old Papi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Old Papi bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Old Papi misses with a double jab.
Old Papi with a nice cross.
Lulz on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Old Papi throws a low kick but it's checked well by Lulz.
Old Papi pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Old Papi goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Old Papi with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Lulz to score with a decent uppercut.
Old Papi throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Lulz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Old Papi counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Lulz ducks under a wild hook from Old Papi.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Old Papi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Old Papi scores with a punch to the head.
Old Papi looks to land a right hand but Lulz moved out of range.
Old Papi throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big right from Old Papi misses.
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi counters with a two punch combo.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Old Papi throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Lulz stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Lulz walks into a stiff left hand from Old Papi.
Old Papi misses with a two punch combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shane Old Papi dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Lulz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Lulz misses with a combination
and Old Papi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Old Papi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Shane Old Papi is winning the standup battle so far.
Lulz misses with a combination
enabling Old Papi to counter with a crisp jab.
Old Papi lunges at Lulz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lulz's hand.
Jab, jab by Old Papi - just one landing.
Old Papi looks to land a combination but Lulz avoids it well.
Old Papi misses with a body kick.
Old Papi missing with a left hand there. Lulz was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Lulz is breathing heavily.
A right-left combo lands from Old Papi.
Old Papi throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Old Papi swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Decent striking displayed by Old Papi there.
Old Papi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lulz momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Old Papi misses with a hook. Lulz ducked under it nicely.
A jab from Old Papi misses.
Lulz looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Old Papi is fending him off so far but Lulz persists. Nope, Old Papi circles away and we're back to standing.
Lulz showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Old Papi.
Old Papi throws a looping overhand right but Lulz ducks down to avoid it.
Old Papi misses with a two punch combination.
Lulz has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Old Papi misses with an uppercut.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Old Papi counters with a straight right hand.
Old Papi misses with a body kick.
Old Papi misses with a straight left.
Old Papi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Old Papi looks to land a body kick but Lulz moved away.
Lulz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Old Papi counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Lulz checks a low kick from Old Papi.
Old Papi bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lulz's head backwards.
Old Papi catches Lulz with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Old Papi is looking to chop away at Lulz's legs.
Old Papi throws the left hand but Lulz avoids the punch easily.
Old Papi has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Lulz misses with a combination
and Old Papi counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Old Papi lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Lulz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Old Papi counters with a right hand to the body.
Old Papi rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lulz moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lulz avoids the body shot from Old Papi.
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Old Papi lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Old Papi cracks Lulz with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Lulz moves away from the strike by Old Papi.
Old Papi lands a jab to Lulz's midsection.
Old Papi cracks Lulz with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Old Papi with a jab.
Lulz ducks right into an uppercut from Old Papi.
Old Papi misses with a low kick.
Old Papi lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Old Papi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Old Papi lands a jab to the head.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Old Papi counters with a one-two to the body.
Old Papi uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Lulz has time to react.
Shane Old Papi is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Old Papi throws a hook to the side of Lulz's head but Lulz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lulz checks the leg kick.
A shot to de liver by Old Papi. Beautiful body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lulz ducks right into an uppercut from Old Papi.
Old Papi lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Old Papi lunges at Lulz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Lulz's hand.
Lulz avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Lulz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Old Papi makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Old Papi throws a right and a left that both miss.
Old Papi is working the combinations to good effect here.
Old Papi throws a chopping leg kick but Lulz manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Lulz ducks under a wild hook from Old Papi.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Old Papi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Old Papi lands a slapping body shot.
Old Papi throws a solid leg kick but Lulz takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Old Papi.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shane Old Papi dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

Lulz throws a combination that misses
and Old Papi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Lulz misses with a combination
letting Old Papi counter with a right hand.
Old Papi misses with an uppercut.
Lulz staying out of range there.
Lulz scores with a one two! Old Papi had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Old Papi throws a good cross that connects.
Old Papi closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Lulz defending well as Old Papi loads up on a big left hand.
Old Papi fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Lulz has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lulz there as he acknowledges the shot.
Lulz takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Lulz takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Old Papi lands a two punch combo.
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi counters with a three punch combo that has Lulz backing up. Lulz nods at Old Papi to acknowledge the strikes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Old Papi bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Lulz's head.
Old Papi misses with a head kick.
Lulz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Old Papi counters with a one-two to the body.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
enabling Old Papi to counter with a crisp jab.
Old Papi throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lulz slips a jab and a cross from Old Papi.
Lulz takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice body punch from Old Papi.
Lulz takes one to the side of the head.
Old Papi misses with a wild combination.
Lulz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Old Papi counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Old Papi clobbers Lulz with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Old Papi scores with a shot to the body.
Lulz avoids a punch combination nicely.
A big left from Old Papi misses.
Old Papi misses with a series of wild punches.
Old Papi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Old Papi shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Lulz throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Old Papi makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Old Papi throws a leg kick but Lulz sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Old Papi scores with a jab to the body.
Lulz takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Lulz checks a low kick from Old Papi.
Lulz walks into a jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lulz takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Old Papi misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Old Papi slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Lulz throws a left and a right that both miss
enabling Old Papi to counter with a crisp jab.
Old Papi listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Jab from Old Papi.
Old Papi connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Lulz momentarily.
Lulz blocks a jab.
Lulz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Lulz falls off balance throwing a combination
and Old Papi counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Old Papi thows a left - swing and a miss!
Old Papi swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi counters with a two punch combo.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lulz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Old Papi!
Old Papi cracks Lulz with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Lulz throws a left and a right that both miss
and Old Papi counters with a lovely straight right hand!
A cross from Old Papi lands.
A jab lands there for Old Papi.
Lulz takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Old Papi throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Lulz tries to move into range but Old Papi moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Lulz gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Old Papi.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lulz slips a jab and a cross from Old Papi.
Lulz swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Old Papi cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Karl Lulz has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Lulz misses with a double jab
and Old Papi connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

And that's the end of the fight!
Shane Old Papi showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Old Papi has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:26
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Shane Old Papi!