PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mark Kerr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and VooDoo Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kerr comes to the cage accompanied by Them Bones. VooDoo Daddy is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kerr
vs
Daddy

191 cm
24
263 lbs
4 - 5 - 1

215 cm
22
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mark Kerr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, VooDoo Daddy!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kerr motions for Daddy to come forward. Kerr throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Daddy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Daddy ducks under a wild hook from Kerr.
Kerr takes a head kick and keeps coming.

It looks like Mark Kerr has been cut.
Daddy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Daddy dodges the punch combination from Kerr.
Daddy ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Kerr uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Daddy.
A punch combination from Daddy misses.
Daddy tests Kerr's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Daddy tries to clinch but Kerr moves out of range.
Daddy digs a good hook to Kerr's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Daddy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Daddy jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kerr is breathing heavily.
Daddy fails in his attempt to clinch.
Daddy throws a head kick that half lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kerr takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Daddy fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A punch combination from Daddy misses.
Daddy scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Daddy lands a nice hook to Kerr's body. Kerr takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Daddy tries to clinch up.
Daddy's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Daddy duly obliges.

Mark Kerr's cut is getting worse.
VooDoo Daddy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Daddy lands a big head kick that sends Kerr tumbling to the mat! Daddy takes a step backwards and waves Kerr back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Daddy is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Kerr rather than just go for the knockout.
Daddy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

Daddy moves into the clinch.
Daddy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Kerr has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Daddy lands an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daddy lands a knee to the body.
Daddy lands a nice knee to the body.
Daddy fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Daddy tries to land a knee to the head but Kerr blocks with his arms.
Daddy is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Kerr is defending well for now.
Daddy misses with the head strike.
Daddy misses with a knee to the head.
Daddy looking to throw knees to the head but Kerr is blocking nicely.
Daddy lands an uppercut.

Mark Kerr's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Daddy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A frustrated look appears on Kerr's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Daddy has a couple of punches blocked by Kerr.
Daddy misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Daddy fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kerr blocking some punches.
Daddy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Kerr blocks an uppercut.
Daddy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Kerr.
Daddy misses with a knee strike.
Daddy has Kerr pressed against the cage, preventing Kerr from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Daddy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Daddy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Kerr's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Daddy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Daddy throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Kerr blocks it with crossed arms.
Daddy tries to land knees in the clinch but Kerr avoids the damage to the body.
Kerr wants to get back to striking at distance but Daddy won't allow it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Daddy tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Kerr avoids it.
Daddy tries to land a knee to the head but Kerr blocks with his arms.
Daddy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Daddy connects with a knee to the head.
Kerr on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Daddy swings wildly with an uppercut but Kerr uses good head movement to avoid it.
Daddy misses with a knee strike.
Daddy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Daddy lands a knee to the head.

Jeez, Mark Kerr's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Daddy has a couple of punches blocked by Kerr.
Daddy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Daddy throws a head punch that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

VooDoo Daddy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mark Kerr's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Kerr drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Kerr working away.
Daddy is pushing Kerr's head away, looking to escape. Kerr manages to hold on to the position though.
Kerr working away.
Kerr wants to lay and pray for a moment but Daddy keeps working.
Daddy tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Kerr presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!
Daddy is trying desperately to improve position.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Daddy is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Daddy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Daddy wants to hold on but Kerr pushes him away.
Daddy is wriggling around trying to escape.
Kerr can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Daddy is looking to escape.
Daddy really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Kerr. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Daddy really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Daddy is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kerr tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kerr wants to control the pace but Daddy is squirming around nicely.
Daddy squirming around on the bottom, looking to escape.
Daddy wants to control but Kerr is having none of it.
Daddy is looking to get to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Kerr looking to control and managing it successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Daddy tries to hold on but Kerr postures up.
Kerr throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.
Daddy is working to get back to half guard.
Kerr looking to control and managing it successfully.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Kerr lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mark Kerr dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mark Kerr's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

A shot to de liver by Daddy. Beautiful body shot.
Daddy with a hook.
Mark Kerr is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Daddy moves in looking to clinch but Kerr pushes him off.
Daddy moves in looking to clinch but Kerr pushes him off.
Daddy fails in his attempt to clinch.
VooDoo Daddy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Daddy tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kerr swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The fight stays on the outside here - Daddy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Kerr throws a lazy head kick
and Daddy counters with an outside leg kick.
Kerr misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Daddy scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Kerr takes a head kick and keeps coming.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Daddy digs a good body shot into Kerr's ribs.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Daddy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
A nice inside leg kick there by Daddy. That's going to slow Kerr down.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Daddy scores with a shot to the body.
Daddy tries to clinch up but Kerr circles away and keeps his distance.
Kerr avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Daddy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Mark Kerr's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). VooDoo Daddy!