PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sakke Uchiha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pierre Le Pain (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Uchiha kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genuis that is In Flames - Leeches. Le Pain has chosen The Mountain Song as his entrance music. Pierre Le Pain is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Uchiha
vs
Le Pain

185 cm
19
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
200 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Plays chess

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Sakke Uchiha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Pierre Le Pain!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, William Gold and Paul Tew.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Le Pain keeps the fight on the outside.
Le Pain will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Uchiha wants to clinch.
Uchiha throws a combination that misses
enabling Le Pain to counter with a crisp jab.
Uchiha throws a nice looking combination but Le Pain bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Le Pain tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
A head kick by Uchiha misses
and Le Pain counters with a series of strikes. Uchiha will be more careful next time no doubt.
Le Pain dodges the punch combination from Uchiha.
Le Pain blocks a head kick by Uchiha.
Le Pain throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Pain looks gassed!
A head kick misses from Uchiha.
Uchiha tries a head kick but it misses.
Le Pain on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Uchiha. Uchiha obviously looking to wear him down.
Le Pain works over Uchiha's head and body with a nice combination.
Uchiha throws a body kick that misses.
Uchiha throws a head kick that misses.
Uchiha throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Le Pain misses with a jab, cross combination.
Uchiha throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uchiha goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Uchiha goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A decent looking body kick lands there for Uchiha.
Le Pain is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Uchiha lands a nice looking kick to the body. Le Pain takes a step back to recover.
Uchiha tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Uchiha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Uchiha throws a head kick that misses.
Le Pain misses with a few strikes there.
Le Pain looks for a takedown but Uchiha sprawls well.
Le Pain misses with a jab, cross combination.
A head kick misses from Uchiha.
Uchiha throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Le Pain throws a nice looking combination but Uchiha bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Uchiha tries a head kick but it misses.
Uchiha dodges the punch combination from Le Pain.
Uchiha slips a jab and a cross from Le Pain.
Uchiha throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Uchiha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Danga de danga de dang - Le Pain scores with a four punch combination!
A head kick misses from Uchiha.
Uchiha tries a head kick but it misses.
Uchiha misses with a head kick.
Le Pain throws a one two combo.
Uchiha lands a head kick that stumbles Le Pain and the fighters go to the mat.

Le Pain is rocked!
Le Pain looking to control.
Le Pain is still in real trouble! Can Uchiha finish him?
Uchiha might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Le Pain wants to sweep here but Uchiha controlling him for the moment.

Uchiha stands up and waves to Le Pain to follow him.
Sakke Uchiha is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Le Pain blocks a head kick by Uchiha.
Le Pain swinging wilding here.
Le Pain seems to have recovered his senses.
Uchiha tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Le Pain counters with a nice uppercut.
Le Pain moves out of range of the body kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Uchiha.
Uchiha tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Le Pain tests Uchiha's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Uchiha tries a head kick but it misses.
Uchiha throws a sloppy head kick and Le Pain moves out of range easily.
Le Pain keeps the fight on the outside.
Uchiha throws a head kick that misses.
Le Pain misses with a hook.
Uchiha is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Uchiha pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Uchiha looks to land a body kick but Le Pain moved away.
Uchiha throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Le Pain.
Pierre Le Pain seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Le Pain throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Pain changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Uchiha tries to avoid it but Le Pain manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Uchiha to the ground. Uchiha escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Le Pain avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Uchiha misses with a body kick.
Le Pain fails to land with a series of punches.
Le Pain throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Le Pain throws a combination that misses
and Uchiha counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Some wild striking there from Le Pain.
A shot to de liver by Le Pain. Beautiful body shot.
Le Pain throws a right hand that Uchiha ducks under and follows up with a left that Uchiha also avoids with ease.
Le Pain misses with a combination
and Uchiha counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Le Pain throws a one two combo.
Uchiha misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Uchiha throws a combination that misses
and Le Pain cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Uchiha throws a head kick but Le Pain moves out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Uchiha.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Le Pain crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Uchiha - the referee stops the clock and Le Pain gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Uchiha. Le Pain manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Uchiha tries to clinch but Le Pain is having none of it.
Uchiha tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Le Pain counters with a one-two to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A combination from Le Pain does no damage.
Le Pain is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Uchiha throws a right hand that Le Pain ducks under and follows up with a left that Le Pain also avoids with ease.
Le Pain moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.

Uchiha is rocked!
It's a brutal combination of punches from Le Pain! Uchiha is backing up but he can't get away as Le Pain lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops Uchiha and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Pierre Le Pain!