PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between He Me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Little Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). He Me has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Me
vs
Girl

178 cm
22
175 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

180 cm
22
175 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, He Me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Little Girl!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Hogan, Damien Edna and Eliza Hachem.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from Girl.
Girl rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Me moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Girl looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Me fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Girl, pushing him back against the cage.
Me tries a knee to the head but Girl blocks it.
Girl blocks an elbow strike from Me.
Me lands a knee to the head.

It looks like Little Girl has been cut.
Me putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Girl in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Me stalling the fight.
Girl tries to pull guard but Me holds him up against the cage and eventually Girl drops back down to his feet.
Me lands an elbow inside that Girl shrugs off.
With the fighters up against the cage, Me throws an elbow but misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Me connects with a nasty looking knee right to Girl's face.
Girl tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Me smiles and moves away.
Girl lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Me circles away quickly and effectively.
Me uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Girl.
Girl throws a right and a left that both miss.
Girl throws a good cross that connects.
Little Girl seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Me takes the fight into the clinch.
Me lands an elbow that stopped Girl in his tracks for a moment.
Girl jumps guard but Me stands there with Girl around his waist. Girl gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
He Me has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Little Girl.
Me lands a nice elbow.
Me slows down the pace here.
Me scores a nice knee to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Me makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Me is pushing Girl up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Me lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Girl takes an elbow to the temple.
Me is stalling here.
Knees to the body from Me.
Me lands a knee to the body.
Me throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Me lands an elbow just above Girl 's eye.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me slows down the pace here.
Me lands an elbow that stopped Girl in his tracks for a moment.
Girl avoids a wild elbow strike from Me.
A knee to the head by Me.
Knees in the clinch landing for Me.
Me throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nice elbow from Me.
Me misses with a hook to the ribs.
Me stalls.
Me scores with a knee to the head.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Girl tries to pull guard but Me holds him up against the cage and eventually Girl drops back down to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Me is pushing Girl up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
A knee to the head by Me.
Me has Girl pushed against the cage.
Me lands a knee to the body.
Me putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Girl in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Me lands a damaging elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Girl takes a knee right on the jaw!
Me throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Girl blocks it with crossed arms.
Me landing knees to the body.
Girl takes a knee right on the jaw!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

He Me dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Little Girl's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Girl is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Me.
A swing and a miss from Girl.
Girl throws an overhand right that lands on Me's shoulder, as Me tries to avoid the shot.

Me pushes Girl up against the cage in a clinch.
Me crunches a lovely knee into Girl's ribcage.
Girl takes an elbow to the temple.
Me lands an elbow inside that Girl shrugs off.
Girl tries to pull guard but Me won't allow it.
Me has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Me lands an elbow inside that Girl shrugs off.
Me tries a knee to the head but Girl blocks it.
Me dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Me lands an elbow that stopped Girl in his tracks for a moment.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Me throws an elbow but it misses.
Knees to the body from Me.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me scores with a shoulder strike.
Girl takes an elbow to the forehead.
Girl letting Me take a breather here.
Me pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Girl tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Me just stands there and leans against the cage.
Me working Girl over with knees to the body.
Girl tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
He Me has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Little Girl.
Me dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Me crunches a lovely knee into Girl's ribcage.
Stalling in the clinch from Me.
Knees to the body from Me.
Girl is breathing heavily.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Me obliges.
Me gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Me taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Girl fails to pull guard.
Me has Girl pushed against the cage.
Knees to the body from Me.
Me holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Me pushes Girl back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Girl tries to pull guard but Me won't allow it.
He Me has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Me lands an elbow just above Girl 's eye.
Knees to the body from Me.
Me landing knees to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Me lands with a left to the head.
Girl being controlled against the cage.
Me landing knees to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Me lands a damaging elbow.
Me's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Me landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Me unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Me lands a nice knee to the body.
Me lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Me scores with a nice short uppercut.
Me manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl letting Me take a breather here.
Girl tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Me just stands there and leans against the cage.
Me gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Me lands a knee to the head.
Me controlling the action here for a moment.
Girl tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Me smiles and moves away.

Me fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Girl, pushing him back against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A right hook to the body lands for Me.
Girl fails to pull guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

He Me dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Little Girl's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Me is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Girl blocks an elbow strike.
Knees to the body from Me.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Me lands an elbow just above Girl 's eye.
Me scores with a hook to the body.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Me.
Me gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Me lands a shoulder strike.
Me tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Girl takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Me creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Girl's defenses.
A bit of stalling here from Me.
Me lands an elbow inside that Girl shrugs off.
Me comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Me just misses with a elbow thrown towards Girl's brow.
Me creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Girl's defenses.
Me tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Knees to the body from Me.
Girl tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Me smiles and moves away.
Girl sizes up Me with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Girl swats away the attempt to clinch by Me.
Me is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Girl can do to turn this around?
Me tries to clinch up but Girl circles away and keeps his distance.
Girl fails to land with a series of punches.
Little Girl has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Me slips a jab and a cross from Girl.

Me clinches with his opponent.
Girl jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Me walks away with a smile on his face. Girl gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Girl looks to throw the jab but Me is out of range.
A decent looking cross lands there for Girl.

Me moves into the clinch.
Me with a knee to the head.
Me has Girl pushed against the cage.
Girl jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Me walks away with a smile on his face. Girl gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
He Me has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Little Girl.
Girl moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Girl lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Me slips a jab and a cross from Girl.
Girl clobbers Me with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Me scores with a leg kick.

Me moves into the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Me.
Me lands an elbow just above Girl 's eye.
Me slowing the pace effectively.
Me connects with a nasty looking knee right to Girl's face.
Me gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Me lands a nice elbow.
Me landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Knees in the clinch landing for Me.
Me gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Girl goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Girl tries to pull guard but Me holds him up against the cage and eventually Girl drops back down to his feet.
Me digs a right hand into Girl's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Girl's gas tank.
Girl takes an elbow to the temple.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Me walks away with a smile on his face. Girl gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Girl might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Girl throws a looping overhand right but Me ducks down to avoid it.
Me ducks under a wild hook from Girl.
Girl looks to land a combination but Me avoids it well.
Me closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.

Me moves into range and clinches up with Girl.
Me lands an elbow just above Girl 's eye.
The referee calls for Me to work.
Me lands an elbow inside that Girl shrugs off.
Me has Girl pressed against the cage.
Girl blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Me lands a damaging elbow.
Girl can't find room to land a body shot as Me controls the action.
He Me is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Girl fails to pull guard.
Girl tries a body shot but Me blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
He Me showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Me, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... He Me!