PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Johnny The Badass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think The Badass might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Bad to the Bone. Mom is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ameno by ERA. This should be fireworks!

The Badass
vs
Mom

196 cm
22
272 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

215 cm
19
277 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

THE STEEL PENN NUTRITION
[MMABR] Killer Bee Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Johnny The Badass!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice shot by Mom.

It looks like Johnny The Badass has been cut.

Mom drops The Badass with a beautiful combination! The Badass stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Mom is looking for the KO!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Badass misses with a few strikes there.

The Badass clinches.

The Badass is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Mom can't fight it off and eventually The Badass manages to take the fight to the floor. Mom looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Mom lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for The Badass!
The Badass is trying to escape the mount.

Mom is standing up, even though he is in mount.
Mom takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Badass misses with a wild combination.
A head kick misses from The Badass.
Mom cracks The Badass with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.

The Badass closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Mom did well to prevent The Badass getting side control.
The Badass is thwarting Mom's attempts to control the position.
Mom manages to get to full guard.
The Badass tries to free his leg and advance position but Mom is retaining full guard.
Mom is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Mom wants to sweep here but The Badass controlling him for the moment.
The Badass works over Mom with some ground and pound from guard.
The Badass throws and elbow that misses. Mom uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Badass's guard. Nice move by Mom!
Mom must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Badass manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Mom blocking the ground and pound.
The Badass throwing strikes here but Mom is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
The Badass thowing shots but they're missing.

The Badass swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Mom is now in The Badass's guard. A big mistake from The Badass there, giving up the dominant position!
The Badass manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Mom is trying desperately to improve position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Badass sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Mom is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Mom is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but The Badass is staying active.
Mom avoids a series of strikes thrown by The Badass.
The Badass misses with a series of strikes from mount. He'll no doubt be working on his ground and pound when he gets back to the gym.
Mom tries to lock up and control but The Badass gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Mom avoids a series of strikes thrown by The Badass.
Mom gets back to half guard.
Mom keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The Badass throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The Badass works his way into side control.
You can see the frustration on Mom's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.

The Badass looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
The Badass with the ground and pound but Mom regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Mom wants to control but The Badass is keeping busy.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

The Badass is trying to work for a kimura but Mom is defending well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Your Mom dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Johnny The Badass's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Mom.
The Badass gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

Mom gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows The Badass to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Mom wants to stand but The Badass is controlling the position.
The Badass throws and elbow that misses. Mom uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in The Badass's guard. Nice move by Mom!

The Badass working for a triangle but Mom defends it easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mom trying to control but The Badass is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mom not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

The Badass is working an open guard so Mom takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Mom scores with a body shot.
Mom moves out of range of the body kick from The Badass.
Mom keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The Badass displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Mom throws out the jab.
Mom lands with an uppercut that bounces The Badass off the cage and back into rage.
The Badass misses with a low kick.
Mom scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The Badass shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A right-left combo lands from Mom.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Mom tries to bum rush The Badass with a series of wild strikes but The Badass uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Johnny The Badass is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The Badass will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The Badass takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Badass throws a sloppy head kick and Mom moves out of range easily.
The Badass doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Mom lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

Johnny The Badass's cut is getting worse.
Your Mom seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mom connects with a stiff jab that staggers The Badass - oh and he follows up with a huge uppercut that knocks him out cold! Man, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Your Mom!
Your Mom is the new heavyweight champion!