PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Colonel Mustard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mustard comes to the cage accompanied by Crazy Train. Colonel Mustard has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Mustard
vs
Bin Laden

213 cm
25
277 lbs
9 - 2 - 0

190 cm
24
275 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Colonel Mustard!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, David Schapiro and Columbo Gatti.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mustard misses with a wild body shot.
Bin Laden misses with a looping left.
A big right from Bin Laden misses.
Bin Laden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mustard was well out of range. Poor timing from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a shot from downtown. Mustard moves away and avoids it.
Mustard shoots in looking for a takedown. Bin Laden tries to sprawl out of it but Mustard keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bin Laden manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Mustard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bin Laden.

Mustard closes the distance and clinches.
Mustard makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Mustard tries to score a body lock takedown but Bin Laden shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Bin Laden has Mustard pushed against the cage.
Mustard is trying to drag Bin Laden to the mat but Bin Laden just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Colonel Mustard. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Mustard decides to pull guard.
Bin Laden wants to control from the top but Mustard keeps moving.
Mustard manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Poor strikes thrown by Mustard there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden is trying desperately to improve position.
Mustard looking to finish with strikes here!

Mustard swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Bin Laden is now in Mustard's guard. A big mistake from Mustard there, giving up the dominant position!
Mustard manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. Bin Laden manages to get himself to full guard.
Mustard throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bin Laden works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Mustard wants to pass the guard but Bin Laden is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bin Laden keeping moving, preventing Mustard from controlling successfully.
Mustard is looking to work some ground and pound but Bin Laden has wrist control.
Bin Laden has his hands on Mustard's head, controlling the position.
Mustard throwing strikes but missing.
Mustard will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Bin Laden utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Mustard. Bin Laden does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden misses the body punch
and Bin Laden takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Mustard looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Bin Laden is fending him off so far but Mustard persists. Nope, Bin Laden circles away and we're back to standing.
Bin Laden throws a series of punches but Mustard moves out of range.
Mustard dives in and grabs Bin Laden's left leg, looking for a takedown. Bin Laden pushes down on Mustard's head and hops out.

Mustard moves into range and clinches up with Bin Laden.
A frustrated look appears on Mustard's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Mustard jumps guard but Bin Laden stands there with Mustard around his waist. Mustard gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Mustard tries a knee to the head but Bin Laden blocks it.

Mustard pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bin Laden looks to land a left hand but Mustard moved out of range nicely.
Bin Laden lands with a right hand.
Bin Laden misses with a series of wild punches.

Mustard closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bin Laden is trying to improve his position.
Mustard with the ground and pound but Bin Laden regains half guard under the barage of strikes.

Bin Laden kicks Mustard off and gets back to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustard fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
A swing and a miss from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden scores with a one two! Mustard had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin Laden sizes up Mustard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Mustard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden misses with a wild combination.
Mustard avoids the body shot from Bin Laden.
Mustard changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Bin Laden tries to avoid it but Mustard manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Bin Laden to the ground. Bin Laden escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Bin Laden swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Mustard.
Bin Laden lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Mustard backs up against the cage.
Bin Laden swings for the body but Mustard moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A combination from Bin Laden does no damage.
Mustard shoots in and drives through. Bin Laden sprawls well.
Bin Laden wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mustard shoots for a takedown but Bin Laden saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Mustard is breathing heavily.
Mustard tries to close the distance and clinch but Bin Laden swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden dominated that round.
That's time! Mustard's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Bin Laden lands a nice shot to the body.
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mustard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bin Laden misses with a shot to the body
and Mustard counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Good exchange - Bin Laden coming out on top.
Colonel Mustard is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bin Laden slaps away a takedown attempt from Mustard, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bin Laden lands a nice hook to Mustard's body. Mustard takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Bin Laden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bin Laden lands the left hand.
Mustard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bin Laden fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mustard on the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Mustard is defended easily by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mustard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Mustard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bin Laden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mustard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bin Laden uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Bin Laden lands with a shot to the body.
Bin Laden scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mustard shoots for a double leg takedown but Bin Laden sprawls well. He's pushed Mustard's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Colonel Mustard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Bin Laden thuds a left hand into Mustard's body.
Jab, jab by Bin Laden - just one landing.
Bin Laden throws an overhand right that lands on Mustard's shoulder, as Mustard tries to avoid the shot.
Bin Laden misses the shot to the body.
A slow jab from Bin Laden misses its intended target.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bin Laden throws a right hand that Mustard ducks under and follows up with a left that Mustard also avoids with ease.
Bin Laden sizes up Mustard with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Mustard uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden tries to bum rush Mustard with a series of wild strikes but Mustard uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Bin Laden loads up on a big right hand but Mustard slips the punch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Mustard.
Bin Laden misses with a hook. Mustard ducked under it nicely.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Mustard blocks it.
Mustard closes the distance and clinches up with Bin Laden, looking for a takedown. Mustard pushes Bin Laden against the cage but Bin Laden circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Mustard on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bin Laden.
Mustard moves out of range as Bin Laden strikes.
Bin Laden looks to land a right hand but Mustard moved out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Mustard shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Bin Laden is trying to defend but Mustard finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bin Laden keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.

Bin Laden kicks off Mustard and gets to his feet.
Bin Laden throws a nice looking combination but Mustard bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut. Mustard saw that one coming.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Mustard blocks it.
Bin Laden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bin Laden getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Mustard avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bin Laden misses the shot to the body.
Bin Laden just misses with a punch to the body.
Bin Laden thuds his right hand into Mustard's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden connects with a body shot.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut. Mustard saw that one coming.
Mustard ducks under a wild hook from Bin Laden.
Mustard closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bin Laden moves out of range as Mustard strikes.
Bin Laden throws a jab but it's blocked by Mustard.
Mustard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a lazy right hand but Mustard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Mustard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bin Laden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mustard moves away.
Bin Laden fails to land with a series of punches.
Bin Laden scores with a three punch combo!
A swing and a miss from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut. Mustard saw that one coming.
Bin Laden looks to throw the jab but Mustard is out of range.
The fighters circling - Bin Laden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Mustard slips under a jab from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a lazy right hand but Mustard sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A slow jab from Bin Laden misses its intended target.
Mustard takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Bin Laden waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mustard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden misses with a telegraphed body shot

and Mustard counters with a takedown into side control.
Bin Laden pushes Mustard away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Mustard gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Bin Laden prevents Mustard from improving position.
Bin Laden is trying to improve his position.
Mustard postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Bin Laden can't do much from the bottom here.
The strikes coming from Mustard are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mustard with the ground and pound but Bin Laden regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Mustard thows a huge punch but Bin Laden dodges it nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Bin Laden leaves Mustard with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Mustard is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bin Laden sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Mustard takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Some wild striking there from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden swings wildly with a couple of big hooks

and Mustard counters with a takedown into side control.
Bin Laden dodges the ground and pound from Mustard.

Mustard looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Bin Laden is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Mustard off and has taken his back!
Bin Laden lands punches and elbows.
Mustard trying to control the hands but Bin Laden won't let him.
Mustard is trapped and Bin Laden is scoring with shots to the head and body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mustard covering up well under a barage of strikes.
Colonel Mustard overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Mustard covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.

Mustard is rocked!
Bin Laden throwing sloppy strikes.
Bin Laden missing with strikes.
Bin Laden lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Oh Mustard is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bin Laden is not going to allow Mustard to sit and survive in this position.
Bin Laden misses with an elbow to the head.
Mustard seems to have got his legs back now.
Mustard rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
Mustard slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Bin Laden loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Bin Laden looking to sit in guard and control but Mustard gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mustard won't allow Bin Laden to get back to his feet.
Mustard throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Bin Laden works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bin Laden avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.

Bin Laden pushes Mustard off and scrambles back to his feet.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice shot by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Mustard avoids it easily.
Mustard is trying hard to land a takedown here. Bin Laden sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Colonel Mustard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Mustard shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Bin Laden sprawls well. Bin Laden wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Mustard gets slowly back to his feet.
Bin Laden throws the left hand but Mustard avoids the punch easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Mustard moves away.
Mustard closes the distance and clinches up with Bin Laden, looking for a takedown. Mustard pushes Bin Laden against the cage but Bin Laden circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Bin Laden missing with a left hand there. Mustard was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mustard avoids the body shot from Bin Laden.
Horrible takedown by Mustard or perhaps it was just good defense by Bin Laden which made him look bad.
Good shot there by Bin Laden.
A punch combination from Bin Laden misses.
No luck for Mustard with that takedown attempt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Bin Laden throws a shot to the body.
Bin Laden uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mustard has time to react.
Bin Laden staying out of range there.
Mustard uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Bin Laden scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Mustard looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bin Laden throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mustard stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bin Laden with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Mustard takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bin Laden throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bin Laden fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Mustard looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Mustard circles away quickly and effectively.
Bin Laden looks to land a left hand but Mustard moved out of range nicely.
Bin Laden throws a looping overhand right but Mustard ducks down to avoid it.
Mustard shoots for a double leg takedown but Bin Laden sprawls well. He's pushed Mustard's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mustard takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bin Laden connects with a body shot.
Bin Laden fails to land with a series of punches.
Bin Laden lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Mustard backs up against the cage.
Mustard shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Bin Laden darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Bin Laden is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Bin Laden misses with a looping left.
Bin Laden thows a body shot but no joy.
Bin Laden misses with a few strikes there.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Mustard throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bin Laden's waist but Bin Laden gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mustard off to one side.
Mustard on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Mustard avoids it easily.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the side of Mustard's head but Mustard sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Adolf Bin Laden is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bin Laden stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden really dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Bin Laden lands a glancing blow to the side of Mustard's head.
Bin Laden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mustard.
Nice jab there from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden looks to land a combination but Mustard avoids it well.
Bin Laden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Bin Laden scores with a jab.
Bin Laden throws out a powerful jab.
Mustard slips under a jab from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut. Mustard saw that one coming.
Bin Laden throws a jab when Mustard was well out of range.
Bin Laden rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mustard moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Mustard closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Mustard lands in his opponent's guard.
Mustard trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Mustard pushes down on Bin Laden's leg and manages to get into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bin Laden has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mustard is working away from the top position though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden is looking to improve his position.
Mustard has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

Mustard is trying to work for a kimura but Bin Laden is defending well.
Bin Laden works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bin Laden has control of Mustard's left arm, preventing Mustard from doing any damage.
Mustard wants to pass the guard but Bin Laden is keeping the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bin Laden keeping moving, preventing Mustard from controlling successfully.
Mustard tries to free his leg and advance position but Bin Laden is retaining full guard.
Bin Laden working a defensive guard here.
Mustard stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Bin Laden swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mustard throws a big right hand that misses.
Mustard looking to pass the guard.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
A big left from Bin Laden misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut. Mustard saw that one coming.
Bin Laden misses with a wild body shot.
Bin Laden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mustard takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Mustard moves out of range of the strikes.
Bin Laden throws the left hand but Mustard avoids the punch easily.
Bin Laden lands a jab to the head.
Mustard fails with a takedown attempt.
Bin Laden looks to land a left hand but Mustard moved out of range nicely.
Mustard walks into a stiff left hand from Bin Laden.
Mustard shoots in for a double leg but Bin Laden sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Bin Laden tests Mustard's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mustard throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bin Laden's waist but Bin Laden gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mustard off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Colonel Mustard. That's going to take a lot out of him.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Mustard wants to clinch up but Bin Laden keeps it at a distance.
Bin Laden lands with an uppercut that bounces Mustard off the cage and back into rage.
Bin Laden misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mustard slips under a jab from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mustard takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bin Laden misses with a series of wild punches.
Bin Laden scores with a nice head shot.
Bin Laden leaves Mustard with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Bin Laden misses with a body shot

and Mustard counters with a nice double leg into side control. Bin Laden won't be happy with that.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Bin Laden explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
A big left from Bin Laden misses.
Mustard uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A combination from Bin Laden does no damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mustard slips under a jab from Bin Laden.
Mustard fails with a takedown attempt.
Bin Laden looks to throw the jab but Mustard is out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

A combination from Mustard does no damage.
Bin Laden punishes Mustard's body with a nice straight punch.
Mustard ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bin Laden lands with a shot to the body.
Mustard looks for a takedown but Bin Laden sprawls well.
Bin Laden punishes Mustard's body with a nice straight punch.
Bin Laden throws a right hand that Mustard ducks under and follows up with a left that Mustard also avoids with ease.
Mustard moves forwards but Bin Laden connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bin Laden slaps away a takedown attempt from Mustard, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a shot to the body

and Mustard counters with a takedown into side control.
Bin Laden keeping his opponent close.
Mustard wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bin Laden keeps working.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - an gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Mustard throwing strikes but Bin Laden manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden is chipping away with strikes.
Mustard prevents Bin Laden from moving into mount.
Mustard is trying to get back to half guard.
Bin Laden landing a few strikes.
Mustard throws an elbow to the body but it doesn't land.
Bin Laden landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Bin Laden gets to mount! Mustard was on the offensive and wasn't defending properly.
Bin Laden cracks Mustard with a big head shot that has him covering up instantly! He's rolled onto his side and the referee has seen enough - this one is aaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Bin Laden!
Adolf Bin Laden is the new heavyweight champion!