PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sluggo Brott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cartman
vs
Brott

190 cm
20
220 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

191 cm
24
221 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Prefers standup

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

♦Xplode Nutrition♦

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sluggo Brott!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Gwen Towbar and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman misses with a body kick.
Brott looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Cartman will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cartman lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Cartman misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Brott stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brott swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Brott just misses with a punch to the body.
Cartman tests Brott's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Brott fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Cartman on the side of the head.
Cartman misses with a wild combination.
Brott misses the shot to the body.
A left and a right from Cartman both land. Nice combination.
Cartman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Brott.
Brott takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A punch lands to the side of Brott 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Cartman swinging wildly here.
Brott lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Brott avoids it well.

Brott closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Brott missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Brott throwing shots but Cartman is blocking nicely.
Cartman looks like he's trying to stand up.
Brott lands strikes from half guard.
Brott seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Cartman is trying to stand back up but Brott is controlling him
Brott not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartman trying to control but Brott postures up.
Brott looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cartman with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Brott working Cartman over with strikes.
Brott is controlling the pace.
Brott prevents Cartman from standing back up.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brott lands strikes from half guard.
Brott lands strikes from half guard.
Cartman is trying to stand up here but Brott is controlling him well.
Brott drops an elbow to the side of Cartman's head.
Cartman is looking to escape.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
Cartman is not content to let Brott control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Brott trying to pass the guard but Cartman defending well.
Brott not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartman is trying to stand up here but Brott is controlling him well.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Cartman tries to score with a low kick but Brott moves his leg out of the way.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Brott.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Brott blocks the low kick.
Brott connects with a crisp jab.
A slow jab from Brott misses its intended target.
Brott thows a body shot but no joy.
Brott scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Cartman throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brott is trying hard to land a takedown here. Cartman sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Brott avoids it well.
Eric Cartman is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A left lands for Brott.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Cartman lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Brott has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Brott and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Brott lands with a hook. Cartman tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Cartman throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Brott dips to his left and cracks Cartman with an uppercut!
Brott rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Brott counters with a nice body shot.
Brott takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Brott dodges the punch combination from Cartman.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Cartman finds it's target.
Cartman on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Cartman throws a left and a right that both miss
and Brott counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Brott lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Cartman tries to clinch but Brott moves out of range.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Brott counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Brott shoots in looking for a takedown. Cartman tries to sprawl out of it but Brott keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Cartman manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Eric Cartman has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sluggo Brott.
Cartman misses with a leg kick.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Brott cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Brott cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Brott looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Cartman falls off balance throwing a combination

and Brott counters with a nice double leg into side control. Cartman won't be happy with that.
Brott lands a decent elbow from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sluggo Brott dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Brott scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Cartman wants to slow Brott down by chopping away at his legs.
Brott throws a series of punches but Cartman moves out of range.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Brott counters with a straight right hand.
Cartman tries to clinch

and Brott counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Brott is nestled in close to Cartman, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Cartman tries to kick Brott off but Brott keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Brott missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Cartman looks like he's trying to stand up.
Brott has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Brott working the head and body with strikes.
Brott has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Brott is landing with some decent strikes but Cartman is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

Brott has control of Cartman's right arm, working for a kimura. It's a bit of a token attempt though and Cartman regains control of the situation pretty easily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cartman is trying desperately to improve position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Cartman is trying to stand up.

Brott looking to secure an arm triangle but Cartman defends it well.
Cartman gets back to half guard.
Brott working the head and body with strikes.
Cartman tries to kick Brott off but Brott keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Brott winds up and cracks Cartman with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Cartman is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Brott scores with a couple of nice shots.
Cartman trying to control here.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!

Brott is working for a kimura but Cartman is defending it quite comfortably.
Brott is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Cartman pushes Brott off and gets back to his feet.
Cartman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brott.
Cartman's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Cartman duly obliges.
Brott uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cartman.
Brott changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Cartman stuffs the takedown.
Cartman ducks under a wild hook from Brott.
Cartman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Brott counters with a nice double leg into side control. Cartman won't be happy with that.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sloppy strikes there by Brott.
Brott sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Cartman is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Cartman is looking for a sweep.
Cartman wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The ground and pound from Brott seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Brott scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Cartman to see if he's OK.
Cartman is looking to reverse the position.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Brott closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Cartman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Cartman takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Brott getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Cartman throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Brott counters with a nice uppercut.
Cartman misses with a looping right.
A decent looking cross lands there for Brott.
Cartman throws a combination that misses

and Brott counters with a single leg into guard. Cartman didn't expect that.
Brott stops Cartman from standing up.
Brott stands up over Cartman, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Brott prevents Cartman from getting back to his feet.
Brott landing with the ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet but Brott is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Brott keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Cartman's head.
Brott forces his way into half guard.
Cartman is refusing to be controlled, as Brott sits in half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Brott lands a nice short elbow.
Brott is nestled in close to Cartman, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cartman blocking the ground and pound attempt from Brott.
Cartman is looking for a sweep. Brott is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Cartman wants to get back to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sluggo Brott showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Horrible takedown by Brott or perhaps it was just good defense by Cartman which made him look bad.
Sluggo Brott seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cartman misses with a double jab
and Brott counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
A low kick from Cartman is predictable there

and Brott counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Cartman knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Brott on the ground.
Cartman is trying to stand.
Brott lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Cartman trying to control but Brott postures up.
Brott moves into full mount! Cartman won't be happy about that!
Cartman sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
Cartman pushes Brott off looking to stand but Brott dives back in and keeps control.
Brott is nestled in close to Cartman, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Brott drops an elbow to the side of Cartman's head.
Sluggo Brott has got the better of the ground game so far.
Brott scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Brott looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Cartman with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Cartman tries to kick Brott off but Brott keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brott missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Brott landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Brott landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Cartman pushes Brott off but Brott dives into side control.
Cartman tries to improve position but can't.
Brott has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Cartman is pushing Brott's head away, looking to escape. Brott manages to hold on to the position though.

Brott has hold of Cartman's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Cartman tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Brott cranks the arm and Cartman screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Cartman, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:41 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Sluggo Brott!