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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Geodude Golem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hans Schwanz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Golem kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Geo dude geo geo dude. Schwanz has chosen Tool - Lipan Conjuring as his entrance music. Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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217 lbs
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204 lbs
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Good wrestling
Excellent MT
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Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Geodude Golem!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
10 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Hans Schwanz!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Cesar, Mauricio Rocha and Paulo Santos.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Golem chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Schwanz can pounce on him.
Some bone on bone action there as Schwanz checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Golem misses with a leg kick
and Schwanz counters with a slapping leg kick.
Schwanz misses with a low kick.
Golem throws a leg kick
and Schwanz counters with an inside leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Schwanz.
Schwanz lands a jab to the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwanz scores with a push kick.
Golem is breathing heavily.
Golem takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A head kick by Golem misses
and Schwanz counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Golem is rocked!
Schwanz throws a nice inside leg kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Schwanz.
Schwanz throws a front kick that sends Golem stumbling back into the cage.
Schwanz feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Golem sprawling to the canvas! Golem rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Schwanz finish him?!
Oh Golem is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Schwanz throws a leg kick which misses Golem's front leg but catches the back leg as Golem tries to avoid it.
Schwanz throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Golem seems to have got his legs back now.
Schwanz scores with a kick to the body.
Schwanz scores with a shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A slapping body kick lands there for Schwanz.
Schwanz moves into the clinch.
Golem tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Schwanz misses with a knee to the head.
Schwanz tries a knee to the head but Golem blocks it.
A short body shot lands from Schwanz as the two fighters clinch.
Schwanz misses with a knee strike.
Golem is trying to break the clinch but Schwanz is controlling him.
A nice left hand lands by Schwanz.
Schwanz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Schwanz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Schwanz lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Schwanz lands an uppercut.
Schwanz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Golem's face.
A nice right hand lands inside from Schwanz.
Schwanz tries a knee to the head but Golem blocks it.
A shot in the inside from Schwanz.
Schwanz missing with knees to the body.
A right handed body shot lands from Schwanz.
Schwanz misses with a knee to the head.
Schwanz lands a nice knee to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short right from Schwanz on the inside.
Schwanz throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schwanz scores with a nice hook to the head.
Schwanz crunches a lovely knee into Golem's ribcage.
Schwanz lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Schwanz with a knee to the head.
Schwanz unloads a knee to the mid-section. Golem lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Schwanz pushes Golem back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Schwanz is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Golem on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Schwanz obliges.
Schwanz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
A nice left hand lands by Schwanz.
Schwanz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Schwanz lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Schwanz lands a shot to the body.
Schwanz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Golem blocks it with crossed arms.
Golem trying to stall but Schwanz improves his position.
Golem wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Schwanz.
Schwanz lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Golem is trying to stall.
Schwanz unloads a knee to the mid-section.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schwanz gets through Golem's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Golem misses with a knee strike.
Schwanz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Schwanz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Golem has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Schwanz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Golem's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Golem takes a knee to the side of the body.
Schwanz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the head but Golem blocks with his arms.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Golem avoids it.
Schwanz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schwanz throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Golem blocks it with crossed arms.
Schwanz connects with a nasty looking knee right to Golem's face.
Good body shot from Schwanz.
A nice left hand lands by Schwanz.
Schwanz scores with a knee to the head.
Schwanz scores with a shot to the side of Golem's head.
Schwanz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Schwanz throws a knee to the head but misses.
Schwanz scores with a shoulder strike.
Schwanz lands a body shot in the clinch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwanz pushes Golem back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Schwanz looking to throw knees to the head but Golem is blocking nicely.
Schwanz misses with a knee to the head.
Golem tries to land knees in the clinch but Schwanz avoids the damage to the body.
Golem with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schwanz tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Golem with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schwanz gets through Golem's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Schwanz as the two fighters clinch.
Golem misses with a knee strike.
Schwanz lands a hook that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Schwanz lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Golem backwards.
Golem stalling in the clinch but Schwanz improves position.
Schwanz with a knee to the head.
Schwanz scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Schwanz using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Schwanz lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Schwanz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Schwanz tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Golem avoids it.
Schwanz misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Golem.
A frustrated look appears on Golem's face as he tries to break the clinch.
A nice right hand lands inside from Schwanz.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hans Schwanz dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Nice body kick there by Schwanz.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Schwanz has Golem pressed against the cage, preventing Golem from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Golem with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Schwanz cracks Golem with a nice body shot.
Schwanz lands a nice knee to the body.
Schwanz digs a right hand into Golem's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Golem's gas tank.
Schwanz landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Schwanz missing with knees to the body.
Schwanz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Schwanz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Schwanz misses with a knee strike.
Schwanz lands a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Schwanz lands with a short shot to the head.
Schwanz misses with a knee strike.
Schwanz lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Golem.
Knees in the clinch landing for Schwanz.
Golem can't break the clinch.
Schwanz lands with a right to the head.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Schwanz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Schwanz drops Golem with a big knee straight up the middle! Golem is covering up against the cage but manages to escape and gets back to his feet!
It looks like Geodude Golem has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwanz throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Golem stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Golem steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Schwanz. That one must have hurt.
Golem walks forward, straight into a front kick from Schwanz.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Schwanz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Schwanz has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schwanz turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Schwanz clobbers Golem with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Schwanz lands with an uppercut that bounces Golem off the cage and back into rage.
Schwanz cracks the inside of Golem's front leg.
Golem will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Golem takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Schwanz scores with a leg kick.
Schwanz misses with a few strikes there.
Schwanz scoring well with a low kick there.
Golem is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Schwanz fakes the leg kick and cracks Golem in the body.
Golem throws a leg kick
and Schwanz counters with a slapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwanz lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Both fighters circling a little - Schwanz finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Golem stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Schwanz.
Schwanz seems to be stalking Golem here. He circles momentarily and then unleashes a devastatic head kick! Golem drops like a stone, out cold! WOW! Are you kidding me!? What a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:20 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hans Schwanz! Hans Schwanz retains his light heavyweight title!
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