PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wallace Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyler Perry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weasel's entrance music is Suck My Kiss. A fine choice. Wallace Weasel has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Weasel
vs
Perry

197 cm
22
280 lbs
5 - 0 - 1

192 cm
23
275 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants
[JMFC] Club Tops 'n' Hot Pants

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wallace Weasel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tyler Perry!
The judges for this bout are Felipe Paraventi, Alexandre Firmino and Mauricio Rocha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Perry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Perry. Weasel shrugs it off though.
Weasel misses with a wild body shot.
Perry slips a straight right by Weasel.
A telegraphed right hand from Weasel misses the target.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses.
Perry staying out of range there.
Weasel swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Weasel misses with a low kick.
A head kick by Weasel misses
and Perry counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Perry blocks a jab.
Weasel misses with a leg kick
and Perry counters with a solid body kick.
Weasel is breathing heavily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weasel has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Perry finds it's way round the side to connect with Weasel's head.

It looks like Wallace Weasel has been cut.
Perry pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Weasel stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Perry.
Perry buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Weasel takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Perry.
Weasel takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Perry fakes the leg kick and cracks Weasel in the body.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Perry counters with a body kick.
Perry uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Perry with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Weasel blocks a head kick by Perry.
A head kick misses from Perry.
Wallace Weasel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Perry connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Perry pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A chopping leg kick lands by Perry.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A nice inside leg kick there by Perry. That's going to slow Weasel down.
Perry thumps Weasel with a low kick.
Perry feints and then cracks Weasel's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Weasel down.
Weasel on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.

Wallace Weasel's cut is getting worse.
Weasel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Weasel stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Perry.
Perry throws a head kick that misses.
Weasel swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Weasel takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Look low, kick high! Perry uses the oldest trick in the book to send Weasel tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Perry is absolutely delighted - when Weasel wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Tyler Perry!