PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pouncy McGee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Optimus Maximus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Optimus Maximus was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

McGee
vs
Maximus

190 cm
26
250 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

200 cm
25
275 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Global Nutritional - ACME - (Q145 for $16)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Pouncy McGee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Optimus Maximus!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Emerson Jorge and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Maximus fails to land with a series of punches.
McGee wants to clinch up but Maximus keeps it at a distance.
Maximus displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from McGee.

Maximus closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming McGee to the mat! McGee manages to get full guard.

McGee had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Maximus defends it easily.
Maximus throwing strikes from guard but McGee blocks nicely.
Maximus postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.

McGee looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

McGee has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Maximus can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Maximus works over McGee with some ground and pound from guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Maximus trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

Maximus drops back looking for a leg! McGee is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and McGee manages to kick Maximus off! Maximus jumps back into McGee's guard.
Maximus working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
McGee looking to hit a scissor sweep but Maximus is one step ahead there.
McGee trying to control the position.
Maximus preventing the sweep.

McGee looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

McGee is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Maximus defends well.
Maximus must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

McGee is actively looking for submissions from his back. He's worked himself a little space on the bottom and seems to be going for a triangle. No, he's switched into an armbar! That was slick! Maximus rolls with it to try and escape but McGee cranks on the arm and Maximus is forced to tap out! This one is aaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Pouncy McGee!