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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Raging Douche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mariano Filipe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters will be looking to make this an exciting fight for the fans, I'm sure!
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130 lbs
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153 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Good kicks
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Raging Douche!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Mariano Filipe !
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Filipe 's corner calls for a 1-2. Filipe obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Filipe looks to land a combination but Douche avoids it well.
Filipe lands a with a good body shot.
Douche shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Filipe is trying to defend but Douche finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Douche throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Filipe is holding on to half guard well.
Douche wants to free his trapped foot but Filipe is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Douche drops an elbow to the side of Filipe 's head.
Douche sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Filipe defending well though.
Douche is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Filipe doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Douche.
Filipe taking some punishment here, with Douche in his half guard.
Filipe is trying to maintain the position but Douche is very close to passing his half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Filipe tries to roll over but Douche keeps him under control.
Filipe is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
Filipe trying to control from the bottom.
Douche not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douche thows a huge punch but Filipe dodges it nicely.
Filipe looking for submissions off his back.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Filipe looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Douche is fending him off so far but Filipe persists. Nope, Douche circles away and we're back to standing.
Filipe misses with a jab, cross combination.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Douche - that will leave a mark!
Douche lands a glancing blow to the side of Filipe 's head.
Douche lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Douche throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douche has a takedown stuffed.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Douche slams his shin into Filipe 's torso.
Douche catches Filipe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Filipe connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Douche's hands.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Douche cracks a nice hook into Filipe 's ribs.
Filipe takes a jab right on the kisser.
Filipe changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Douche tries to avoid it but Filipe manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Douche to the ground. Douche escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
A big right from Douche misses.
Douche throws a jab but it's blocked by Filipe .
Filipe slips under a jab.
Filipe chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Douche can pounce on him.
Filipe throws a right and a left that both miss.
Filipe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Douche.
Douche scores with a spinning back kick!
Douche keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Filipe avoids the head kick by Douche.
Douche tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Filipe was well out of range. Poor timing from Douche.
Filipe throws a right hand that Douche ducks under and follows up with a left that Douche also avoids with ease.
Douche throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Filipe blocks a head kick by Douche.
Douche swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Douche scores with a body shot.
Filipe scores with a shot to the body.
Douche shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Filipe is trying to defend but Douche finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Douche lands a nice short elbow.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filipe slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Filipe utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Douche might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Douche throws a big right hand that misses.
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Filipe works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douche stopping the sweep attempt from Filipe .
Douche throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Filipe works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Douche throwing strikes but missing.
Filipe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Filipe shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Douche manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Douche bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Filipe 's guard.
Douche lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filipe has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Douche can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Filipe looks gassed!
Douche trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Douche scoring with punches to the head and body.
Filipe has control of Douche's left arm, preventing Douche from doing any damage.
Douche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Filipe is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Douche is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Douche working some strikes from top position.
Douche has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Filipe is trying to keep Douche in close.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Filipe looking for a sweep. Not yet Filipe , not yet.
Douche missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Raging Douche dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Filipe looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Douche is fending him off so far but Filipe persists. Nope, Douche circles away and we're back to standing.
Filipe tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Douche swivels and escapes.
Douche drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Decent striking displayed by Douche there.
Douche dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Filipe . That did some damage!
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Douche misses with a body shot.
Douche shoots in for a double leg but Filipe sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Filipe looks for a takedown but Douche sprawls well.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mariano Filipe .
Douche feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Douche pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Filipe is keeping the position for now.
Douche scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Filipe is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douche is aware though and is defending well.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douche wants to pass the guard but Filipe is keeping the position.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Filipe bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Douche's guard.
Filipe is breathing heavily.
Douche looking to hit a scissor sweep but Filipe is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douche bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Filipe 's guard.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douche accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douche in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Filipe lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Douche!
Filipe goes for an armbar but he's fallen flat on his backside there and now Douche is on top in guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douche works over Filipe with some ground and pound from guard.
Filipe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Filipe has wrist control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filipe working for a triangle but Douche defends it easily.
Douche missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Filipe avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Filipe looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Filipe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
Douche working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Douche slips a jab from Filipe .
Filipe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Douche lands a nice hook to Filipe 's body. Filipe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A left and a right from Filipe both land. Nice combination.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Douche misses with an uppercut.
Douche looks to score with a jab to the body but Filipe is just out of range.
Filipe jabs Douche right on the nose. Douche blinks but takes it well.
Filipe shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Douche is trying to defend but Filipe finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Douche moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Filipe being controlled here momentarily.
Douche looking to control.
Douche is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Douche on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Douche tries to get out of the position.
Filipe postures up.
Filipe lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Filipe scoring with some ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Filipe wants to pass the guard but Douche is keeping the position.
Filipe throwing strikes but missing.
Filipe thows a big elbow that misses.
Filipe with a nice head shot there.
Filipe tries to free his leg and advance position but Douche is retaining full guard.
Douche is trying to control the position but Filipe postures up.
Douche pulls Filipe in close to prevent any damage.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Douche takes a swing at Filipe 's ribcage but misses.
Douche misses with a head kick.
Filipe changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Douche tries to avoid it but Filipe manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Douche to the ground. Douche escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Douche moves out of range as Filipe strikes.
Douche uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Filipe .
Douche shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Douche was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Raging Douche will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!
Filipe moves out of range of the body kick from Douche.
Douche connects with a good right hand that stumbles Filipe . Filipe circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Douche pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Douche. Filipe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Douche tries a head kick but it misses.
Filipe misses with the combination.
Filipe avoids the head kick by Douche.
Jab, jab by Filipe - just one landing.
A solid body kick from Douche.
Douche swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Douche shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Douche showed some decent athleticism there.
Filipe is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Douche's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Douche's back!
Well, with Filipe on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Douche is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Douche fending off the submission attempt from Filipe .
Douche manages to reverse the position and now he's in Filipe 's guard. Nice work there by Douche.
Filipe takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Filipe avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Douche missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Douche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douche is looking to work some ground and pound but Filipe has wrist control.
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Filipe is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Douche pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Filipe misses with a two punch combination.
Filipe scores with a hook.
Douche moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Filipe fails with the takedown.
A big left from Douche misses.
Douche gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Douche missing with knees to the body.
Douche crunches a lovely knee into Filipe 's ribcage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Filipe working aggressively here.
Douche misses with a short punch on the inside.
Filipe lands a hook to the side of the head.
Filipe avoiding damage as Douche throws knees to the body.
Filipe wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Douche has him pressed against the cage.
Filipe looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Douche is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Filipe is defending well for now.
Douche working Filipe over with knees to the body.
Filipe tries to circle away but Douche has him pinned against the cage.
Douche lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Douche working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Filipe lands a right hand.
Douche crunches a lovely knee into Filipe 's ribcage.
A short right from Douche on the inside.
Douche stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Douche lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Filipe backwards.
Filipe wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Filipe has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Douche lands a body punch in the clinch.
Filipe takes an elbow to the temple.
Douche scores with a nice hook to the head.
Douche with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Douche throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Filipe blocks it with crossed arms.
Douche misses with a knee strike.
Douche makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Filipe is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Filipe avoids a wild elbow strike from Douche.
Filipe is trying to break the clinch but Douche has him pressed against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Douche.
Filipe breaks from the clinch.
Filipe scores with a hook to the body. Douche takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Filipe has a takedown stuffed.
A slapping body kick lands there for Douche.
Filipe takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Both fighters circling a little - Douche finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Douche digs a good body shot into Filipe 's ribs.
Douche ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Filipe fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Raging Douche has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mariano Filipe .
Douche shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Douche thows a huge punch but Filipe dodges it nicely.
Douche sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Filipe defending well though.
Douche is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Filipe doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Douche.
Filipe keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Filipe gets back to full guard.
Filipe is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Douche defends well.
Mariano Filipe has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douche throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douche loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Filipe is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Douche is aware though and is defending well.
Raging Douche overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douche lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Douche got a little sloppy there for a moment and Filipe has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Douche has managed to get both his arms back between Filipe 's legs - danger averted.
Filipe working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douche.
And that's the end of the fight!
Raging Douche showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Douche has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:27
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Raging Douche!
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