PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Herschel Walker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Cartman might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to The Way Of The Fist. This should be a great matchup!

Cartman
vs
Walker

183 cm
24
215 lbs
5 - 6 - 0

179 cm
22
219 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Herschel Walker!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Walker.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Walker avoids it well.
Walker takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Walker fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Walker looks gassed!
Walker throws a sloppy head kick and Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Walker moves out of range.
Cartman lands a body shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Cartman sends Walker crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Cartman is motioning to the referee to let Walker up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Walker is rocked!

It looks like Herschel Walker has been cut.
Walker slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Walker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Walker switches off momentarily and Cartman cracks him with a monster right hand! Walker topples backwards and makes a semi conscious attempt to cover up, as Cartman dives in to land one more shot, before the referee has time to call the fight. What a finish by Cartman!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Cartman!