PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crazy Legs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and stevie cranbrook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Crazy Legs is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Legs
vs
cranbrook

225 cm
22
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
18
285 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Crazy Legs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, stevie cranbrook!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Konstantin Menshow and Valeri Chadov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
cranbrook tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Legs swivels and escapes.
cranbrook fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Legs scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
cranbrook looks gassed!
Legs tries to clinch up.
Legs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Legs throws a head kick that misses.

Legs feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends cranbrook sprawling to the canvas! cranbrook rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Legs finish him?!

It looks like stevie cranbrook has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Legs moves into the clinch successfully.
Legs is trying to break the clinch but cranbrook has him pressed against the cage.
Legs is trying to force a seperation but cranbrook has the dominant position.
Legs has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Legs throws a knee to the head but misses.
cranbrook prevents Legs from breaking the clinch.
cranbrook prevents Legs from breaking the clinch.
Legs tries to circle away but cranbrook has him pinned against the cage.
Legs has a couple of punches blocked by cranbrook.
Legs is trying to break the clinch but cranbrook has him pressed against the cage.
Legs stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Legs is trying to break the clinch but cranbrook is controlling him.
cranbrook blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
cranbrook keeps control of Legs as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

Legs's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Legs drops cranbrook with a beautiful combination! cranbrook stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Legs is looking for the KO!

cranbrook is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Legs lands an uppercut, right on the button! cranbrook tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Crazy Legs!