PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo WhiteSlice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuck Norris (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kimbo WhiteSlice has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

WhiteSlice
vs
Norris

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

210 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Syndicate Drugs

Control Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kimbo WhiteSlice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Norris!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Winston Howard and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Norris drives through with a takedown into guard.
Norris working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
WhiteSlice keeping full guard, as Norris tries to pass.
Norris lands a couple of elbows.
Norris connects with a couple of short punches.
Norris with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Norris tries to free his leg and advance position but WhiteSlice is retaining full guard.
WhiteSlice is trying to control the position but Norris postures up.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Norris's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Norris slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Norris working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Norris looking to sit in guard and control but WhiteSlice gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
WhiteSlice preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
WhiteSlice wants to stand but Norris has a closed guard, so he can't escape.
Norris manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. WhiteSlice manages to get himself to full guard.
WhiteSlice preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Norris controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Norris chips away with some ground and pound.
Norris working some strikes from top position.
Norris working some strikes from top position.
WhiteSlice is breathing heavily.
WhiteSlice is pulling down on Norris's head. It's preventing any offense from Norris, at least for the moment.
Norris seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Norris distracts WhiteSlice with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Norris scoring with punches to the head and body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Norris with a nice head shot there.
Norris slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Norris takes a little break here. WhiteSlice wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
WhiteSlice taking a bit of punishment here - Norris scoring with strikes.
You can see the frustration on WhiteSlice's face as Norris controls the position.
WhiteSlice takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
WhiteSlice manages to get back to half guard.
WhiteSlice taking some punishment here, with Norris in his half guard.
Norris lands with a punch from half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Norris scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Norris working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Norris working the head and body with strikes.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Norris lands a nice short elbow.
Norris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Norris working over WhiteSlice with some ground and pound. WhiteSlice looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Norris scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Norris is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Norris working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Norris lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Norris looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Norris is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Norris with the ground and pound from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Norris dominated that round.
That's time! WhiteSlice's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Norris gets the takedown into side control.

It looks like Kimbo WhiteSlice has been cut.
WhiteSlice seems a little lost for a moment, as Norris dominates the positioning.
Norris has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Norris landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
WhiteSlice tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Norris wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Norris taking a breather here.
Norris has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Norris cracks WhiteSlice with a big right hand but WhiteSlice just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Norris is putting a hurting on WhiteSlice here, landing some big shots from side control.
Norris in side control lands a decent elbow.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Norris lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear WhiteSlice down.
Norris works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Norris scores with a couple of short elbows.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Norris is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt WhiteSlice will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Norris works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Norris moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
WhiteSlice is working to avoid the ground and pound but Norris connects with a decent elbow.
Norris content to control the pace. The referee will try and keep them active though.
Norris's corner are shouting for him to control the position and he seems happy to oblige.
Norris working the head and body with strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Norris in side control, just content to control the action for now.
WhiteSlice is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
WhiteSlice is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
WhiteSlice takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.

Kimbo WhiteSlice's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
WhiteSlice takes a big shot right to the temple there but he's taken it well.
The referee asks Norris politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Norris prefers to stall for the moment though.
Norris lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.

Jeez, Kimbo WhiteSlice's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Kimbo WhiteSlice's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Chuck Norris!