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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gill Wallnuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wallnuts comes to the cage accompanied by KO in the Air Tonight. Killer Clown has chosen Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown as his entrance music. John Wayne Killer Clown will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.
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310 lbs
4 - 1 - 0 |
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300 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big heart |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Determined |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gill Wallnuts!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, and Timothy Bukovac.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wallnuts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Killer Clown was well out of range. Poor timing from Wallnuts.
Killer Clown tries to clinch up.
Killer Clown drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Killer Clown tries to free his leg and advance position but Wallnuts is retaining full guard.
Killer Clown drops back, looking for a kneebar! Wallnuts looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Wallnuts looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Wallnuts!
Wallnuts has had enough of the ground for now and decides to stand.
Wallnuts works over Killer Clown's head and body with a nice combination.
It looks like John Wayne Killer Clown has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wallnuts connects with a good right hand that stumbles Killer Clown. Killer Clown circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wallnuts cracks Killer Clown with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Killer Clown slips a jab and a cross from Wallnuts.
Killer Clown misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Wallnuts throws a left jab followed by a right to the body, Oh Killer Clown colapses and takes a barrage of punches from Wallnuts as he moves to mount! the ref stops the fight and Killer Clown is left battered and dazed whilst Wallnuts and his camp cheer!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Gill Wallnuts!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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