PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between William Joseph Blazkowicz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Little Nog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blazkowicz comes to the cage accompanied by Wolfenstein Theme. Little Nog is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Joseph Blazkowicz
vs
Nog

193 cm
24
221 lbs
7 - 0 - 0

186 cm
24
216 lbs
6 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, William Joseph Blazkowicz!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Little Nog!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nog tries to bum rush Blazkowicz with a series of wild strikes but Blazkowicz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

Blazkowicz forces Nog back against the cage and clinches.
Nog working hard to break the clinch.
Blazkowicz lands a shot to the body.
Nog blocking some punches.
Nog wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz leaning against his opponent.
Blazkowicz lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Blazkowicz slowing the pace effectively.
Blazkowicz has Nog pressed against the cage, preventing Nog from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Blazkowicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blazkowicz struggles to land a body shot inside as Nog controls his hands.
Nog has a couple of punches blocked by Blazkowicz.
A left hand lands to the body for Blazkowicz.
Nog tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nog tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blazkowicz takes a shot to the head.
Nog wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nog trying to stall but Blazkowicz improves his position.
The referee is keeping an eye on Blazkowicz - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Nog blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Blazkowicz throws a punch but it's blocked by Nog.
Blazkowicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nog is trying to force a seperation but Blazkowicz has the dominant position.
Nog looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Blazkowicz misses with the head strike.
Blazkowicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blazkowicz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Blazkowicz misses with a body punch.
Blazkowicz is pushing Nog up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Nog wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Blazkowicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Blazkowicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Blazkowicz dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Nog blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Nog blocking some punches.
Blazkowicz goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Nog working hard to break the clinch.
Blazkowicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Blazkowicz lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Nog or not.
Blazkowicz will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nog up against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nog scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Good body shot from Blazkowicz.
A frustrated look appears on Nog's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The referee is keeping an eye on Blazkowicz - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Blazkowicz tries to throw a body punch but Nog avoids it by throwing Blazkowicz back against the cage.
Nog blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A short right from Blazkowicz.
A head punch on the inside from Blazkowicz fails to land.
Blazkowicz is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Nog tries to break free but Blazkowicz pushes him back against the cage.
Blazkowicz dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Nog tries to stall but Blazkowicz uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
A body shot lands from Blazkowicz.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nog looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Blazkowicz is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Blazkowicz digs a right hand underneath Nog's ribcage. Nog let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Blazkowicz misses with some punches.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Nog is trying to break the clinch but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Nog is looking to break free of the clinch but Blazkowicz has double underhooks.
Nog wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Blazkowicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nog's elbow.
Nog wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Nog cracks Blazkowicz with a nice body shot.
Blazkowicz slows down the pace here.
Blazkowicz prevents a body shot from Nog.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Blazkowicz takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nog looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nog tries to break free but Blazkowicz pushes him back against the cage.
Nog is trying to force a seperation but Blazkowicz has the dominant position.
A right hook to the body lands for Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Blazkowicz has a couple of punches blocked by Nog.
Blazkowicz will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nog up against the cage.
Blazkowicz misses with a body punch.
Nog prevents a body shot from Blazkowicz.
A frustrated look appears on Nog's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Blazkowicz dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Nog has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nog is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Joseph Blazkowicz dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Blazkowicz takes one to the side of the head.
Blazkowicz fails in his attempt to clinch.
Little Nog is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nog takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Blazkowicz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Blazkowicz fails in his attempt to clinch.
Blazkowicz uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Nog.
Nog scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Blazkowicz has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Blazkowicz there as he acknowledges the shot.
Blazkowicz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nog throws a hook but Blazkowicz avoids it easily.
Nog is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Blazkowicz.
Nog throws a lazy right hand but Blazkowicz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Little Nog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nog misses with a wild combination.
Blazkowicz has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Nog finds it's way round the side to connect with Blazkowicz's head.
Nog lands a jab to the nose.
A swing and a miss from Nog.
Nog misses the shot to the body.
Nog cracks Blazkowicz with a right hand to the side of the head.
No joy there for Nog, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A big right from Nog misses.
Blazkowicz wants to clinch.
A big left from Blazkowicz misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A slow jab from Nog misses its intended target.
Nog scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Blazkowicz doesn't seem bothered though.
Nog throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz ducks under a wild hook from Nog.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Nog!

It looks like William Joseph Blazkowicz has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nog is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz tries to clinch there but Nog circles away.
A big right from Nog misses.
Nog throws a right and a left that Blazkowicz avoids nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz lands a lovely overhand right.
Nog misses with a hook.
Nog throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Blazkowicz sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Blazkowicz avoids a punch combination nicely.
Nog displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Blazkowicz defending well as Nog loads up on a big left hand.
The fighters circling - Blazkowicz throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Blazkowicz takes one on the button.

Blazkowicz closes the distance and pushes Nog back into the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz keeps control of Nog as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Blazkowicz effectively controlling the action here.
Nog wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Blazkowicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A head punch on the inside from Blazkowicz fails to land.
Nog is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nog wants to break free but Blazkowicz has control.
Blazkowicz taking a breather.
Nog prevents a body shot from Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz stalling against the cage.
Nog tries to circle away but Blazkowicz has him pinned against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nog wants to break the clinch but can't.
Good body shot from Blazkowicz.
William Joseph Blazkowicz has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nog is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nog is trying to break the clinch but Blazkowicz is controlling him.
Nog tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Little Nog showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on William Joseph Blazkowicz's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Nog misses with a wild combination.
Blazkowicz slips a jab from Nog.
Nog throws a shot from downtown. Blazkowicz moves away and avoids it.
Nog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Nog throws an overhand right that lands on Blazkowicz's shoulder, as Blazkowicz tries to avoid the shot.
Blazkowicz thows a body shot but no joy.
Blazkowicz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nog fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Blazkowicz manages to avoid it.
Blazkowicz slips under a jab.
A punch combination from Nog misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blazkowicz takes a swing at Nog's ribcage but misses.
Blazkowicz scores with a body shot.
Blazkowicz is looking to wear down Nog with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Nog lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Nog might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A combination from Nog does no damage.
Nog looks to score with a jab to the body but Blazkowicz is just out of range.
Nog lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Blazkowicz circles away quickly and effectively.
Blazkowicz tries to clinch there but Nog circles away.
Blazkowicz tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Nog paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nog jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nog waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Blazkowicz.
No joy there for Nog, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Little Nog seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nog swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nog misses with a body shot.

Blazkowicz clinches with his opponent.
Nog being controlled against the cage.
Nog is trying to break free.
Nog stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Blazkowicz just leaning against Nog, taking a breather.
Blazkowicz throws a head punch that misses.
Nog takes a shot to the head.
Blazkowicz has Nog pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz throws a head punch that misses.
Nog has had enough of the clinch but Blazkowicz keeps him there for the moment.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nog prevents a body shot from Blazkowicz.
Nog tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nog wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Blazkowicz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.

Nog manages to break the clinch.

Blazkowicz clinches up against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by William Joseph Blazkowicz.
Nog throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Blazkowicz blocks a jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for Nog. That snapped Blazkowicz's head back.
Blazkowicz tries to clinch up.
Nog throws a big shot that misses.
Nog throws an overhand right that lands on Blazkowicz's shoulder, as Blazkowicz tries to avoid the shot.
A punch lands to the side of Blazkowicz 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Nog throws a hook to the side of Blazkowicz's head but Blazkowicz sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Blazkowicz gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Blazkowicz slows down the pace here.
Nog is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Nog tries to circle away but Blazkowicz has him pinned against the cage.
Nog working hard to break the clinch.
Nog lands a hook that snaps the head of Blazkowicz backwards.
Nog wants to break free but Blazkowicz has control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Little Nog just about did enough to take it.
The cut man is working on William Joseph Blazkowicz's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Blazkowicz moves in looking to clinch but Nog pushes him off.
Nog circles away from the clinch attempt.
Blazkowicz tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nog swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A looping hook to the body misses from Blazkowicz. Nog does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nog ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nog misses with a jab, cross combination.
Nog misses with a few strikes there.
Nog throws a shot from downtown. Blazkowicz moves away and avoids it.
Blazkowicz slips a jab from Nog.
Jab from Nog.

Blazkowicz rushes Nog and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nog wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Nog is trying to break the clinch but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz misses with some punches.

Nog breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Nog throws a series of punches but Blazkowicz avoids them all with ease.
Nog misses with a straight right.
Nog looks to land a right hand but Blazkowicz moved out of range.
Nog fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Blazkowicz uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Nog.
Nog misses with a series of wild punches.
Nog misses the jab.

Blazkowicz has closed the distance and engaged Nog in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Blazkowicz cracks Nog with a nice body shot.
Blazkowicz scores with a hook to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Blazkowicz avoiding damage.
Nog is trying to break free.
Nog tries to break the clinch but Blazkowicz is controlling the position.
Blazkowicz misses with some punches.
Blazkowicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blazkowicz tries to throw a body punch but Nog avoids it by throwing Blazkowicz back against the cage.
Nog looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nog trying to stall but Blazkowicz improves his position.
Nog is trying to force a seperation but Blazkowicz has the dominant position.
Blazkowicz lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Blazkowicz lands a nice shot to the body.
Blazkowicz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Nog tries to pull guard but Blazkowicz holds him up against the cage and eventually Nog drops back down to his feet.
Still in the clinch, Blazkowicz scores with a nice short uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Nog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Blazkowicz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nog is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Nog tries to circle away but Blazkowicz has him pinned against the cage.
Blazkowicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Blazkowicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blazkowicz tries a body shot but Nog blocks it.
Blazkowicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Blazkowicz digs a right hand into Nog's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Nog's gas tank.
Nog wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Still in the clinch, Blazkowicz scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nog wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A frustrated look appears on Nog's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nog lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Blazkowicz creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Nog wants to get back to striking at distance but Blazkowicz won't allow it.
Blazkowicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Blazkowicz has Nog pushed against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Nog's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Nog is trying to break the clinch but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz misses with a hook from the clinch.
Nog blocking some punches.
Blazkowicz's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Nog wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Blazkowicz misses with a body punch.
Nog working hard to break the clinch.
Blazkowicz misses with a punch to the body.
Nog blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

William Joseph Blazkowicz had his way with Little Nog in that round.
The cut man is working on William Joseph Blazkowicz's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Nog throws a right and a left that both miss.
Nog scores with a jab.
Nog avoids the body shot from Blazkowicz.
Blazkowicz blocks a jab.
Blazkowicz slips under a jab from Nog.
Blazkowicz jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Nog just misses with a punch to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A right-left combo lands from Nog.
Blazkowicz avoids a punch combination nicely.

Blazkowicz pushes Nog up against the cage in a clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nog is trying to break the clinch but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Nog wants to get back to striking at distance but Blazkowicz won't allow it.
Nog wants to break free but Blazkowicz has control.
Nog throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Nog tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blazkowicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Blazkowicz has a couple of punches blocked by Nog.
Blazkowicz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Nog is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Blazkowicz working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Blazkowicz pushes Nog back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nog working hard to break the clinch.
Blazkowicz misses with a punch to the body.
Blazkowicz tries to work over Nog's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Blazkowicz keeps control of Nog as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Blazkowicz takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Nog tries to break free but Blazkowicz pushes him back against the cage.
Blazkowicz content to slow the pace in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz tries a body shot but Nog blocks it.
Nog tries to circle away but Blazkowicz has him pinned against the cage.
Blazkowicz is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
Nog wants to break free but Blazkowicz has control.
Blazkowicz taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Blazkowicz tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Blazkowicz prevents Nog from breaking the clinch.
Blazkowicz has a couple of punches blocked by Nog.
Nog has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nog misses with a punch on the inside.
Blazkowicz effectively controlling the action here.
Blazkowicz misses with a hook to the ribs.
Nog blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Blazkowicz misses with a punch to the body.
Blazkowicz content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Blazkowicz struggles to land a body shot inside as Nog controls his hands.
Nog tries to break free but Blazkowicz pushes him back against the cage.
Blazkowicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Nog uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blazkowicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Blazkowicz misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Nog wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
Blazkowicz content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Blazkowicz misses with the head strike.
Nog wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nog is trying to break the clinch but Blazkowicz has him pressed against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Blazkowicz fails to land.
Nog wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nog tries to break the clinch but Blazkowicz is controlling the position.
Nog wants to break free but Blazkowicz has control.
Blazkowicz will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Nog up against the cage.
Blazkowicz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Blazkowicz tries to work over Nog's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Nog wants to break free but Blazkowicz has control.
Nog trying to stall but Blazkowicz improves his position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Blazkowicz slowing the pace effectively.
Blazkowicz misses with a punch to the body.
Nog tries to break free but Blazkowicz pushes him back against the cage.
Blazkowicz just leaning against Nog, taking a breather.
Blazkowicz lands a right hand.
Blazkowicz leaning his opponent against the cage.
Blazkowicz makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Blazkowicz swings wildly with an uppercut but Nog uses good head movement to avoid it.
Blazkowicz tries a body shot but Nog blocks it.
Blazkowicz misses with a punch on the inside.
Blazkowicz misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Blazkowicz tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nog's elbow.
Nog blocking some punches.

Nog has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Blazkowicz uses from the top position.
Blazkowicz trying to control the position from guard on top but Nog is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

And that's the end of the fight!
William Joseph Blazkowicz showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Blazkowicz has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 48:47
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 48:47
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 48:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... William Joseph Blazkowicz!
William Joseph Blazkowicz retains his light heavyweight title!