PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Simba Burns (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Remy Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Burns's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Shook Ones Pt 1. Valentine has chosen Pantera-Throes of Rejection as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Burns
vs
Valentine

187 cm
25
215 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

191 cm
25
215 lbs
13 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Punishment Nutrition
Grappling Pro Gear

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Simba Burns!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Remy Valentine!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Colin Fotheringham and Richard Clark.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Valentine tries to bum rush Burns with a series of wild strikes but Burns uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Valentine is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Burns.
Burns connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Valentine throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Valentine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Burns manages to avoid it.
Valentine throws a hook but Burns avoids it easily.
Valentine throws a body punch but Burns moves out of range.
Valentine misses with an uppercut.
Valentine throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Burns.
Valentine is looking to clinch but Burns is avoiding it.
Burns takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Burns is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Valentine.

It looks like Simba Burns has been cut.
Burns tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Valentine swivels and escapes.
Burns misses the jab.
Valentine punishes Burns's body with a nice straight punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valentine misses with a hook.
Valentine fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Burns checks it well.
Valentine fails to land with a series of punches.
Valentine throws a leg kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine throws a one two combo.
Remy Valentine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Valentine needs to keep his hands up - Burns had a free shot at his head there.
Burns pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Valentine misses with an uppercut. Burns saw that one coming.

Valentine drops Burns with a beautiful combination! Burns stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Valentine is looking for the KO!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Valentine keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Burns.
Remy Valentine is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Valentine misses with an attempted mid kick.
Valentine throws a leg kick which misses Burns's front leg but catches the back leg as Burns tries to avoid it.
Burns is breathing heavily.
A big left from Burns misses.
Valentine is looking to score with low kicks.
Valentine is looking to clinch.
Valentine lands a nice looking body kick.
Valentine misses with a series of wild punches.
Burns takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Valentine with a body punch. A glancing blow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valentine misses with a body kick.
Burns will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Valentine lands a jab to the head.

Simba Burns's cut is getting worse.
Valentine throws an overhand right that lands on Burns's shoulder, as Burns tries to avoid the shot.
Valentine lands with a straight right. Burns didn't see that one coming.
Valentine misses with a body shot.
Valentine throws and low kick but Burns moves out of range easily.
Valentine misses with a kick to the body.
Valentine is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Burns.
A decent looking cross lands there for Valentine.
Valentine uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Burns.
Burns misses with a straight left.
Valentine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Valentine tries to bum rush Burns with a series of wild strikes but Burns uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Burns stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Valentine connects with a looping right hand.
Valentine fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Burns.
Valentine scores to the head and body with a nice combination!

Simba Burns's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice straight punches there by Valentine. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Valentine.
Valentine throws a low kick but Burns avoids it.
Burns moves out of range of the strikes.
Valentine tried to score with a low kick but Burns checks it.
Valentine throws the left hand but Burns avoids the punch easily.
Valentine cracks a nice hook into Burns's ribs.
Valentine throws a nice outside leg kick.
Valentine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Valentine tries to score with a low kick but Burns moves his leg out of the way.
Burns tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Valentine was well out of range. Poor timing from Burns.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Valentine lands a left and a right that send Burns crashing to the mat, dazed. Valentine thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Jeez, Simba Burns's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Simba Burns's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:11 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Remy Valentine!
Remy Valentine is the new light heavyweight champion!