PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zapp Brannigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sprinkle Sprinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brannigan comes to the cage accompanied by Jackyl -- The Lumberjack. Sprinkle has chosen Outkast-Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Brannigan
vs
Sprinkle

195 cm
22
256 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

198 cm
26
265 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

BioPharm Nutrition

BioPharm Nutrition
Broken Halo Pride Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zapp Brannigan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Sprinkle Sprinkle!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Jonathan Paton and Alyssa Summers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brannigan throws a combination. Sprinkle tries to block but a couple of punches get through.

It looks like Sprinkle Sprinkle has been cut.
Brannigan throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Brannigan misses with a body kick.
Brannigan checks the leg kick.

Sprinkle gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Brannigan tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Brannigan controlling the action here for a moment.
Knees in the clinch landing for Brannigan.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sprinkle's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Sprinkle is trying to force a seperation but Brannigan has the dominant position.
A shot in the inside from Brannigan.
Brannigan taking a breather.
Brannigan scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Good body shot from Brannigan.
Brannigan connects with a knee to the head.
Brannigan lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sprinkle looks gassed!
Sprinkle takes an elbow to the temple.
Sprinkle is trying to break the clinch but Brannigan is controlling him.
Brannigan connects with a knee to the head.

That has opened up Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut even more.
Brannigan connects with a knee to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brannigan scores with a knee to the head.
Still in the clinch, Brannigan scores with a nice short uppercut.
Brannigan displaying some good clinch control by pressing Sprinkle up against the cage.
Brannigan landing knees to the head.
Brannigan content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Brannigan seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
A nice right hand lands inside from Brannigan.
Brannigan lands a body punch.
Brannigan crunches a lovely knee into Sprinkle's ribcage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Brannigan.
Brannigan with a knee to the head.

The cut above Sprinkle Sprinkle's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brannigan putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Sprinkle in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
The referee calls for Brannigan to work.
A nice right hand lands inside from Brannigan.
Sprinkle trying to stall but Brannigan improves his position.
Brannigan with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Brannigan lands a body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brannigan manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Brannigan presses Sprinkle against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brannigan.
Brannigan gets underhooks to prevent Sprinkle's takedown attempt.
Brannigan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Brannigan lands with a right to the head.
Brannigan with a knee to the head.
Sprinkle wants to break free but Brannigan has control.
Brannigan misses with an elbow over the top.
Sprinkle is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Sprinkle wants to break free but Brannigan has control.
Brannigan lands with a left to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sprinkle on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A left hand lands to the body for Brannigan.
Sprinkle takes a shot to the head.
Brannigan pushes Sprinkle back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brannigan using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Sprinkle has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Brannigan with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Sprinkle swings wildly with an uppercut but Brannigan uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sprinkle takes a knee to the side of the body.
Brannigan lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Brannigan effectively controlling the action here.
Brannigan throws a knee to the head but misses.
Brannigan lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Brannigan throws a head punch that misses.
Brannigan holding his opponent close, against the cage.
A short uppercut from Brannigan.
Sprinkle wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brannigan is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Sprinkle wants to get back to striking at distance but Brannigan won't allow it.
A left hand lands to the body for Brannigan.
Sprinkle working hard to break the clinch.
Brannigan throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Brannigan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sprinkle's efforts to push away.
Sprinkle tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Brannigan avoids it.
Brannigan digs a right hand underneath Sprinkle's ribcage. Sprinkle let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Brannigan keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Sprinkle's efforts to push away.
Brannigan lands an elbow just above Sprinkle 's eye.
Sprinkle wants to stall.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Brannigan lands a body punch.
Sprinkle misses with a punch to the body.
Brannigan stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brannigan stalling against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Zapp Brannigan dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

A nice inside leg kick there by Brannigan. That's going to slow Sprinkle down.
Brannigan tries to bum rush Sprinkle with a series of wild strikes but Sprinkle uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Brannigan tries to clinch there but Sprinkle circles away.
Brannigan connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Brannigan scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Sprinkle throws a sloppy head kick and Brannigan moves out of range easily.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Brannigan here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Brannigan scores with a hook.

Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Brannigan lands a big head kick that sends Sprinkle tumbling to the mat! Brannigan takes a step backwards and waves Sprinkle back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Sprinkle is rocked!

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sprinkle Sprinkle's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Zapp Brannigan!