PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Blink Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yee Kwane (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dynamite comes to the cage accompanied by Escape The Fate-There's No Sympathy For The Dead. Kwane is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: put you on the game. Yee Kwane looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!

Dynamite
vs
Kwane

225 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
300 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Blitzkrieg Formula 5000

啓発 Shaolin Nutrition [Q155+]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Blink Dynamite !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yee Kwane!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kwane checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Kwane looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Kwane ducks under a wild hook from Dynamite .
Dynamite misses with a straight left.
Dynamite looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Dynamite throws a big shot that misses.
Kwane slips a straight right by Dynamite .
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Kwane slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite .
Dynamite rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kwane moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Kwane slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite .
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Blink Dynamite seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kwane throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
Kwane slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite .
Kwane lands a head kick. Dynamite smiles back at him and beckons him forward.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite keeps the fight on the outside.
Dynamite looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Dynamite walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Kwane checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Kwane throws a head kick but Dynamite moves out of range.
Dynamite fails to land with a series of punches.
Dynamite fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dynamite tries a low kick but Kwane avoids it.
Dynamite throws a nice looking combination but Kwane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Kwane slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite .

Kwane moves into the clinch.
Dynamite tries to circle away but Kwane has him pinned against the cage.

Kwane is trying to trip Dynamite . He has hold of a leg but Dynamite is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Kwane persists though and gets the takedown into guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Kwane's guard.
Kwane avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dynamite throwing strikes from guard but Kwane blocks nicely.
Dynamite working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kwane avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dynamite pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kwane is keeping the position for now.
Dynamite advances to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite works his foot free and advances to mount.
Dynamite working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Dynamite is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Kwane can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Dynamite looking to ground and pound but Kwane is blocking nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Kwane is in a horrible position here. Dynamite smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Dynamite throwing shots from mount but they're not landing.
Dynamite throwing strikes here but Kwane is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.
Dynamite throwing strikes here but Kwane is writhing around nicely and avoiding any serious damage.

Dynamite is looking to secure an arm. He's managed it! He's pivoting for an armbar - that looks tight! But Kwane has managed to get out of it and now he's in a dominant position. Nice work from Kwane!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Kwane landing some decent shots from guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yee Kwane dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Dynamite throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kwane avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dynamite throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Dynamite throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Dynamite misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dynamite fails to land with a series of punches.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dynamite fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Dynamite lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Dynamite swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kwane displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dynamite throws out the jab.
Dynamite fails with a takedown attempt.
Kwane avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dynamite misses with a double jab.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite .
Dynamite tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kwane was well out of range. Poor timing from Dynamite .
Dynamite throws a series of punches but Kwane avoids them all with ease.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite .
Kwane slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite .
Dynamite misses with a double jab.
Dynamite circles away from the clinch attempt.
Kwane takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Dynamite rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Kwane moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kwane looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dynamite lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Kwane circles away quickly and effectively.
Dynamite looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Blink Dynamite is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kwane dodges the punch combination from Dynamite .
Dynamite fails to land with a series of punches.
Dynamite takes a swing at Kwane's ribcage but misses.
Kwane slips a jab and a cross from Dynamite .
Dynamite throws a series of punches but Kwane avoids them all with ease.

Kwane instigates a clinch.
Dynamite wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Kwane has him pressed against the cage.
Dynamite is trying to break the clinch but Kwane is controlling him.
Kwane has Dynamite pressed against the cage, preventing Dynamite from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Kwane keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Dynamite 's efforts to push away.
Dynamite is trying to force a seperation but Kwane has the dominant position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Dynamite wants to break free but Kwane has control.
Dynamite working hard to break the clinch.
Dynamite wants to break free but Kwane has control.
Dynamite has had enough of the clinch but Kwane keeps him there for the moment.
Dynamite prevents the takedown attempt.
Dynamite wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Dynamite is looking to break free of the clinch but Kwane has double underhooks.

Dynamite manages to break the clinch.
Dynamite throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kwane.
Dynamite throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Kwane.
Dynamite throws a series of punches but Kwane moves out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dynamite misses with a series of wild punches.
A telegraphed right hand from Dynamite misses the target.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Blink Dynamite dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Kwane misses with a head kick.
Kwane defending well as Dynamite loads up on a big left hand.
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Dynamite misses with a wild combination.
Dynamite misses with a straight right.
Dynamite throws a nice looking combination but Kwane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Dynamite will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dynamite throws a right and a left that Kwane avoids nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Kwane clinches up against the cage.
Dynamite is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kwane prevents Dynamite from breaking the clinch.
Dynamite has had enough of the clinch but Kwane keeps him there for the moment.
Dynamite has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Kwane is trying to drag Dynamite to the mat but Dynamite just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Kwane is trying to drag Dynamite to the mat but Dynamite just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Dynamite is trying to break the clinch but Kwane is controlling him.
Dynamite tries to break the clinch but Kwane is controlling the position.
Dynamite tries to circle away but Kwane has him pinned against the cage.
Kwane is working for takedown but Dynamite is calmly controlling the position for now.
Blink Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Yee Kwane.
Dynamite is trying to break the clinch but Kwane has him pressed against the cage.
Kwane keeps control of Dynamite as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Dynamite wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
A frustrated look appears on Dynamite 's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Kwane can't get the takedown.
Dynamite is trying to break the clinch but Kwane has him pressed against the cage.

Dynamite breaks from the clinch.
Dynamite swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Dynamite misses with an uppercut. Kwane saw that one coming.
Kwane blocks a jab.
Dynamite swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kwane has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dynamite finds it's way round the side to connect with Kwane's head.
Dynamite throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dynamite misses with a wild combination.
A slow jab from Dynamite misses its intended target.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Dynamite .
Dynamite misses with the combination.
Kwane avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dynamite lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Dynamite .
Dynamite throws a nice looking combination but Kwane bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Nice defenses there by Kwane.
Dynamite throws a right and a left that Kwane avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Dynamite misses with a double jab.
Dynamite misses with the combination.
Dynamite throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Dynamite throws a right and a left that Kwane avoids nicely.
Dynamite misses with a few strikes there.
Dynamite looks to land a combination but Kwane avoids it well.
Kwane is looking to clinch but Dynamite is avoiding it.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dynamite is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kwane.
Dynamite takes a kick to the side of the head.
Dynamite throws a lazy right hand but Kwane sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Blink Dynamite .
I think Dynamite has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 29:28
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Blink Dynamite !