PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Patrick Bateman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mom is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Ameno by ERA. Your Mom will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Bateman
vs
Mom

195 cm
21
275 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

215 cm
19
277 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Balco Boys - Hilo

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Patrick Bateman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A punch combination from Mom misses.
Bateman throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Bateman throws a jab but it's blocked by Mom.
Bateman connects with a solid leg kick.
Bateman cracks Mom with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Bateman on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman scoring well with a low kick there.
Mom looks gassed!
Bateman works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Bateman with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Bateman feints and then cracks Mom's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Mom down.
Bateman scores with a shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Bateman.
Bateman keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
A nice inside leg kick there by Bateman. That's going to slow Mom down.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bateman.
Bateman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Mom's sensitive parts.
The crowd cheers as Bateman lands an impressive looking overhand right. Mom doesn't seem phased though.
Mom on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bateman. Bateman obviously looking to wear him down.
Bateman connects with a looping right hand.
Bateman lands with a thumping leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
A swing and a miss from Bateman.
Bateman with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.
Mom's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Mom takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Bateman throws a quick inside leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Mom on the side of the head.
Mom chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bateman can pounce on him.
Bateman uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Mom has time to react.
Bateman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bateman turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman lands a glancing blow to the side of Mom's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice combination there by Bateman.
Mom takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Bateman with a hook.
Bateman chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bateman throws a right hand that Mom ducks under and follows up with a left that Mom also avoids with ease.
Bateman thumps Mom with a low kick.
Bateman scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Bateman lands a head kick. Mom smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Bateman lands a nice hook to Mom's body. Mom takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
A solid leg kick lands there for Bateman.
Mom takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Bateman lands a jab to the head.
Mom has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Bateman.
Bateman connects with a jab.

Bateman is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Mom's half guard.
Bateman not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Bateman gets to his feet - back to striking we go!
Mom slips under a jab from Bateman.
Mom misses the shot to the body.
Bateman ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Mom walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bateman takes a swing at Mom's ribcage but misses.
Bateman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Mom takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
A decent looking cross lands there for Bateman.
Mom has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Bateman finds it's way round the side to connect with Mom's head.
Mom looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Bateman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bateman scores with a leg kick.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Mom slips a jab and a cross from Bateman.
Bateman throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bateman cracks Mom with a right hand to the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Bateman swings for the body but Mom moves out of range.
Mom fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bateman manages to avoid it.
Bateman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Mom takes one to the chin there.
Bateman is looking to slow Mom down with leg kicks.
Bateman throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Mom.
Bateman is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Bateman lands a jab to the head.
Bateman looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Mom takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Nice body punch from Bateman.
Bateman misses with an uppercut. Mom saw that one coming.
Donk. Bateman catches Mom right on the button with a cross.
Mom is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bateman avoids a punch combination nicely.
Good shot there by Bateman.
Bateman dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mom. That did some damage!
Bateman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bateman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom moves out of range as Bateman strikes.
Bateman connects with a high kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bateman.
Mom ducks right into an uppercut from Bateman.
Bateman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Mom was well out of range. Poor timing from Bateman.
Mom throws the left hand but Bateman avoids the punch easily.
Mom blocks a head kick by Bateman.
Bateman punishes Mom's body with a nice straight punch.
Bateman works over Mom's head and body with a nice combination.
Mom tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Bateman dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bateman throws an overhand right that lands on Mom's shoulder, as Mom tries to avoid the shot.
Mom defending well as Bateman loads up on a big left hand.
Bateman connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

Bateman instigates a clinch.
Bateman unloads a knee to the mid-section.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bateman is working Mom over against the cage.
Bateman digs a right hand underneath Mom's ribcage. Mom let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bateman lands an elbow inside.
Bateman putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Mom in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Bateman lands a nice elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bateman dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Mom looks to land a combination but Bateman avoids it well.
Bateman slips a straight right by Mom.
Patrick Bateman is winning the standup battle so far.
Bateman throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bateman throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Mom stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Bateman throws a nice outside leg kick.
A combination from Mom does no damage.
Bateman lets loose with a powerful body kick. Mom will feel that in the morning.

Bateman clinches with his opponent.
A short left from Bateman.
Bateman lands a shoulder strike.
Bateman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mom takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Your Mom has been cut.
Mom takes an elbow to the temple.
Mom takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bateman lands an elbow just above Mom 's eye.
Bateman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Mom has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Bateman.
A body shot lands from Bateman.
Bateman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bateman obliges.
Bateman lands a knee to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bateman lands an elbow that stopped Mom in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bateman lands an elbow just above Mom 's eye.
Mom takes an elbow to the temple.
Bateman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bateman is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Mom takes a knee to the side of the body.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Bateman.
Mom takes an elbow to the temple.
Bateman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Mom takes a knee right on the jaw!
Bateman tries a knee to the head but Mom blocks it.
Patrick Bateman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bateman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
A short right from Bateman.
Mom jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Bateman walks away with a smile on his face. Mom gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
A telegraphed right hand from Bateman misses the target.
Bateman loads up on a big right hand but Mom slips the punch.
Bateman comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Mom uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bateman.
Mom will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman connects with the punch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Bateman, right into the meat.
Bateman lands a slapping body shot.
Bateman avoids the body shot from Mom.
Bateman connects with a nice looking jab.
Bateman feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Mom's calf.
Donk. Bateman catches Mom right on the button with a cross.
Your Mom is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Mom swings for the body but Bateman moves out of range.
Mom looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bateman explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bateman scores with a head kick.
Bateman uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Mom.
Bateman thows a body shot but no joy.

Bateman clinches up with Mom and pushes him back against the cage.
Nice elbow from Bateman.
Bateman lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bateman digs a right hand into Mom's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mom's gas tank.
Bateman lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Bateman throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands an elbow inside that Mom shrugs off.
Bateman lands a knee to the body.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Bateman.
Bateman digs a right hand into Mom's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Mom's gas tank.
Mom has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A short right from Bateman.
Bateman lands a damaging elbow.
Mom can't break the clinch.
Bateman lands a body punch in the clinch.
Mom tries to pull guard but Bateman holds him up against the cage and eventually Mom drops back down to his feet.
Bateman lands an elbow that stopped Mom in his tracks for a moment.
Bateman lands a left hand that snaps the head of Mom backwards.
Bateman lands an elbow inside.
Bateman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mom lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
A left hand lands to the body for Bateman.
Bateman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bateman lands a body shot in the clinch.
Bateman lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bateman lands an elbow just above Mom 's eye.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bateman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Bateman lands an elbow just above Mom 's eye.
Bateman lands an elbow just above Mom 's eye.
Bateman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Still in the clinch, Bateman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bateman tries to land a knee to the head but Mom blocks with his arms.
Bateman using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Bateman unloads a knee to the mid-section. Mom lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bateman creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bateman landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Bateman lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bateman lands a right hand.
Still in the clinch, Bateman scores with a nice short uppercut.
Bateman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mom is defending well for now.
Mom has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bateman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mom is defending well for now.
Bateman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bateman is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Mom is defending well for now.
Mom tries to break the clinch but Bateman is controlling the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Patrick Bateman dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Your Mom's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Bateman swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Nice uppercut lands for Mom. That snapped Bateman's head back.
Mom throws a combination. Bateman tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Mom jabs at Bateman's body.
Mom uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bateman.
Bateman takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Mom throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bateman lands with a nice body kick.
Mom scores with a hook to the body. Bateman takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Mom lands an overhand right.
Mom throws a series of punches but Bateman avoids them all with ease.
Bateman throws a head kick but Mom moves out of range.
Mom swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bateman throws a series of punches but Mom moves out of range.
Bateman walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Good exchange - Bateman coming out on top.
Bateman throws a series of strikes that have Mom backpedaling.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bateman tries to move into range but Mom moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Mom lunges at Bateman with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Bateman's hand.
Mom is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bateman.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Bateman fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Mom sprawls well initially but Bateman persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Bateman takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Mom trying to hold on to Bateman's head to control him but Bateman postures up.
Bateman content to control rather than advance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bateman works his foot free and advances to mount.
Bateman looking to control but Mom is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Mom tries to hold on but Bateman pushes him away.
Bateman prevents Mom from getting the reversal.
Bateman tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Mom is desperately trying to improve his position but Bateman has a good base and remains in mount.
Bateman takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bateman trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Mom tries to hold on but Bateman postures up.
Bateman can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Mom is looking to escape.
Bateman sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Patrick Bateman just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
A left lands for Bateman.
Mom takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mom connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Bateman lands with a hook. Mom tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mom looks to land a left hand but Bateman moved out of range nicely.
Bateman rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
A combination from Mom does no damage.
Mom waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bateman.
Bateman fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Mom keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bateman has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Bateman there as he acknowledges the shot.
Mom lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bateman at a distance.

Bateman rushes Mom and presses him up against the cage.
Bateman throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Mom blocks it with crossed arms.
Mom tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Bateman smiles and moves away.
Bateman misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mom.
Bateman misses with a hook. Mom ducked under it nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bateman.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mom swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mom jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Mom throws a shot from downtown. Bateman moves away and avoids it.
Your Mom has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bateman moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Bateman bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Patrick Bateman.
Well Bateman has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:25
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:25

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Patrick Bateman!