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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Narric Nukeabitch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Groinslap Bandit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Groinslap Bandit looks lathargic as he enters the arena. Wake up son, you're about to have a fight!
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190 lbs
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170 cm
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204 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong |
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BJJ White Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Narric Nukeabitch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Groinslap Bandit!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bandit gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
It looks like Groinslap Bandit has been cut.
Bandit gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling him.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Bandit throws an elbow but it misses.
Bandit content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bandit prevents Nukeabitch from breaking the clinch.
Bandit tries a knee to the head but Nukeabitch blocks it.
Bandit creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Nukeabitch's defenses.
Bandit looking to throw knees to the head but Nukeabitch is blocking nicely.
Nukeabitch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nukeabitch tries to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling the position.
Bandit tries to stall but Nukeabitch uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Bandit tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nukeabitch avoids it.
Bandit is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Nukeabitch is defending well for now.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling him.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch but Bandit keeps him there for the moment.
Bandit lands an elbow just above Nukeabitch 's eye.
Nukeabitch blocks an elbow strike from Bandit.
Bandit lands an elbow inside that Nukeabitch shrugs off.
Nukeabitch wants to break free but Bandit has control.
Nukeabitch is trying to break free.
Bandit has Nukeabitch pressed against the ropes, preventing Nukeabitch from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Bandit just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nukeabitch's brow.
Bandit taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Nukeabitch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandit lands a nice elbow.
Bandit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Bandit lands a nice elbow.
Bandit prevents Nukeabitch from breaking the clinch.
Bandit keeps control of Nukeabitch as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Nukeabitch is looking to break free of the clinch but Bandit has double underhooks.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit is controlling him.
Bandit with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nukeabitch looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch but Bandit keeps him there for the moment.
Bandit missing with knees to the body.
Bandit trying to land knees to the body.
Nukeabitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bandit looks gassed!
Nukeabitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Nukeabitch wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bandit has him pressed against the ropes.
Bandit lands a nice elbow.
Nukeabitch is trying to break the clinch but Bandit has him pressed against the ropes.
The referee is keeping an eye on Bandit - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Nukeabitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bandit won't allow it.
Nukeabitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bandit won't allow it.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Nukeabitch is trying to break free.
Nukeabitch wants to break free but Bandit has control.
Nukeabitch blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
A frustrated look appears on Nukeabitch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandit lands an elbow just above Nukeabitch 's eye.
Knees to the body from Bandit.
Nukeabitch being controlled against the ropes.
Nukeabitch wants to get back to striking at distance but Bandit won't allow it.
Bandit lands an elbow that stopped Nukeabitch in his tracks for a moment.
Nukeabitch takes an elbow to the temple.
Nukeabitch can't break the clinch.
Bandit looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Bandit trying to land knees to the body.
Nukeabitch tries to circle away but Bandit has him pinned against the ropes.
Nukeabitch tries to break free but Bandit pushes him back against the ropes.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Bandit obliges.
Nukeabitch on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukeabitch tries to break free but Bandit pushes him back against the ropes.
Bandit lands an elbow inside that Nukeabitch shrugs off.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Bandit throws an elbow that misses.
Bandit throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Nukeabitch working hard to break the clinch.
Nukeabitch wants to break the clinch but can't.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bandit tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Bandit with an attempt at a knee that misses.
A frustrated look appears on Nukeabitch's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bandit looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Nukeabitch looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Nukeabitch working hard to break the clinch.
Nukeabitch has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Nukeabitch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Bandit stalling against the ropes.
Nukeabitch avoiding damage as Bandit throws knees to the body.
Nukeabitch wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Nukeabitch tries to break free but Bandit pushes him back against the ropes.
Bandit tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Nukeabitch avoids it.
Nukeabitch is trying to force a seperation but Bandit has the dominant position.
Nukeabitch takes an elbow to the forehead.
Bandit misses with a knee strike.
A knee to the head by Bandit.
Bandit is trying to stall.
Nukeabitch can't break the clinch.
Bandit displaying some good clinch control by pressing Nukeabitch up against the ropes.
Nukeabitch wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Bandit tries to land a knee to the head but Nukeabitch blocks with his arms.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Bandit throws an elbow but misses.
With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Bandit just misses with a elbow thrown towards Nukeabitch's brow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Groinslap Bandit will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Groinslap Bandit's cut.
That's time! Nukeabitch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Nukeabitch looks to land a combination. Bandit sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Nukeabitch swats away the attempt to clinch by Bandit.
The fighters circle momentarily. Nukeabitch darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bandit is looking to clinch.
Nukeabitch tests Bandit's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nukeabitch misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Nukeabitch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
That has opened up Groinslap Bandit's cut even more.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bandit tries to move into range but Nukeabitch moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
BOOM! Nukeabitch lands a beautiful left hook that drops Bandit. Bandit tries to recover but Nukeabitch is having none of it, landing more punishing shots from mount. One final crushing shot and Bandit lies motionless on the canvas. The fight is over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Narric Nukeabitch!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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