PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between eat me (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Demetrius Nedram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nedram is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Stupidify. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

me
vs
Nedram

150 cm
23
139 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

177 cm
26
138 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, eat me!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Demetrius Nedram!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Robert Twigg and Tiny Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
me looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Nedram is fending him off so far but me persists. Nope, Nedram circles away and we're back to standing.
Nedram keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Nedram tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Nedram forces me back against the cage and clinches.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!

It looks like eat me has been cut.
A knee to the head by Nedram.
Nedram is pressed up against the cage. me has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Nedram down to the mat. Nedram avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for eat me. That's going to take a lot out of him.

me drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
me is working Nedram over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Nedram is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
me won't allow Nedram to get back to his feet.

Nedram manages to escape and get back to his feet.
Nedram tries to clinch but me moves out of range.
me dives in and grabs Nedram's left leg, looking for a takedown. Nedram pushes down on me's head and hops out.

Nedram drives through and clinches with me against the cage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Nedram obliges.
Nedram utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Nedram lands a knee to the head.
Nedram lands an elbow inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
me tries for a takedown but Nedram manages to get underhooks.
me is breathing heavily.
me takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nedram lands a knee to the head.
Nedram tries a knee to the head but me blocks it.
Nedram lands a damaging elbow.
Nedram creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through me's defenses.
me looking for a takedown.
Nedram prevents a takedown attempt there.
me takes an elbow to the forehead.
Nedram connects with a nasty looking knee right to me's face.
me takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nedram connects with a nasty looking knee right to me's face.
Nedram lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A knee to the head by Nedram.
Nedram prevents a takedown attempt there.
me looking for a takedown.
Nedram scores with a knee to the head.
Nedram scores with a knee to the head.
me tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
me takes an elbow to the temple.
Nedram lands a nice knee to the body.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nedram gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from me.
Nedram lands an elbow inside that me shrugs off.
me takes an elbow to the temple.
Nedram connects with a nasty looking knee right to me's face.
Nedram prevents a takedown attempt there.
me takes a knee right on the jaw!
Nedram lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
me has Nedram pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Nedram manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Nedram lands an elbow just above me 's eye.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
me drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Nedram lands an elbow inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nedram lands an elbow just above me 's eye.
Nedram connects with a knee to the head.
me takes an elbow to the temple.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
me tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nedram throws an elbow but it misses.
Nedram tries to land knees in the clinch but me avoids the damage to the body.
me is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Nice elbow from Nedram.
Nedram lands a knee to the body.
me tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nedram lands a nice elbow.
Nedram gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Nedram comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nedram misses with a knee strike.
Nedram gets double underhooks to prevent a takedown attempt from me.
Nice elbow from Nedram.
Nedram lands a damaging elbow.
Nedram lands an elbow inside that me shrugs off.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Nedram with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
me can't get the takedown.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nedram throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Nedram is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Nedram tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
me goes for a takedown attempt but Nedram pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Nedram is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in me's half guard.
Nedram tries to stand but his hand is stuck under me.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
me is trying to get back to full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
me is working hard here to advance position.

Nedram escapes and gets back to his feet.
me keeps the fight on the outside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Demetrius Nedram dominated that round.
The cut man is working on eat me's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nedram has me up against the cage in a clinch.
Nice elbow from Nedram.
Nedram scores a nice knee to the body.
me goes for a takedown in the clinch but Nedram prevents it.
Nedram connects with a knee to the head.
Nedram lands a damaging elbow.
me tries to score a body lock takedown but Nedram shows good agility there to stay on his feet.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nedram scores with a knee to the head.
Nedram lands a damaging elbow.
me drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for eat me. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Nedram lands an elbow inside.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A knee to the head by Nedram.
Nedram lands a nice elbow.
Nice elbow from Nedram.
Nedram landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
me drops down looking for an ankle pick but Nedram pulls his leg out and moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
me with a poor takedown

and Nedram counters with a single leg into guard. me didn't expect that.

Nedram stands up from me's guard - Nedram perhaps looking for a knockout.
me avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
me gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily

and Nedram holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Nedram scores with a knee to the head.
Nedram lands an elbow inside.
Nedram stops a takedown attempt from me.
Nedram lands an elbow just above me 's eye.
me looking for a takedown.
Nice elbow from Nedram.
Nedram lands an elbow just above me 's eye.
Nedram lands a knee to the body.
me is trying to drag Nedram to the mat but Nedram just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
me is working for takedown but Nedram is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
me can't get the takedown.
A knee to the head by Nedram.
Nedram misses with an elbow over the top.
me is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Nedram gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Nedram comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nedram lands an elbow just above me 's eye.
Nedram creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through me's defenses.

me wants the takedown. Nedram is fighting it off but me persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Nedram's guard against the cage.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
me wants to stand but Nedram is controlling his posture from full guard.
Nedram wants to stand but me is controlling the position.
me wants to pass the guard but Nedram is keeping the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
me won't allow Nedram to get back to his feet.
me is pushing down on Nedram's leg trying to pass to half guard. Nedram is fighting to maintain full guard but me has managed to sneak the leg through.
Nedram is looking for a sweep. me is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Nedram shoots in but no luck this time.
Nedram is looking to clinch.
me fails with a takedown attempt.
Nedram slaps away a takedown attempt from me, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Nedram tries to close the distance and clinch but me swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
me swats away the attempt to clinch by Nedram.

me gets a takedown into half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Nedram has one foot on me's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
me fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Nedram avoids it really well and circles away.
me shoots in but Nedram avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Nedram fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but me avoids it really well and circles away.
Nedram misses with a takedown attempt - me sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

Nedram gets caught flat footed, as me shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Nedram looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
me pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Nedram is keeping the position for now.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Demetrius Nedram showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on eat me's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Nedram closes the distance and clinches.
Nedram landing knees to the head.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Nedram comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nedram throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but me blocks it with crossed arms.
Nedram scores with a knee to the head.
me is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
me drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Nedram gets the underhooks and prevents it.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Nedram.
me has Nedram pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Nedram manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for eat me. That's going to take a lot out of him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
me tries for a takedown. No joy.
Nedram with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Nedram lands a nice knee to the body.
Nedram lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Nedram comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

That's one minute gone in the round.
me takes an elbow to the temple.
Nedram throws an elbow but it's blocked.
me has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Nedram is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Nedram connects with a nasty looking knee right to me's face.
me takes a knee right on the jaw!
me changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Nedram fights it off and pushes away nicely.

me gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
me might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
me looking to hit a scissor sweep but Nedram is one step ahead there.

Nedram decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on me, up you get!
Nice takedown defense from Nedram. No joy for me on that attempt.
Nedram wants to clinch.

Nedram pushes me up against the cage in a clinch.
eat me has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nedram landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Nedram looking to throw knees to the head but me is blocking nicely.
me has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Nedram avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Nedram prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nedram prevents a takedown attempt there.
Nedram lands an elbow inside that me shrugs off.
Nedram lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
me managing to block the knees to the body from Nedram.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Nedram just misses with a elbow thrown towards me's brow.
Nedram throws an elbow but it's blocked.
me looking for a takedown.
me can't get the takedown.
Demetrius Nedram seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Nedram creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through me's defenses.
me goes for a takedown attempt but Nedram pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

Nedram has closed the distance and engaged me in a clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nedram lands a nice elbow.
Nedram lands an elbow inside.
Nedram lands an elbow just above me 's eye.
Nedram trying to land knees to the body.
me goes for a takedown attempt but Nedram pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
me keeps the fight on the outside.
Demetrius Nedram is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Nedram wants to clinch up but me keeps it at a distance.
Nedram tries to clinch up but me circles away and keeps his distance.
me shoots in for a takedown but Nedram shows good takedown defense.
me takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Nedram misses with a few strikes there.
me tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Nedram swivels and escapes.

Nedram looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for me!
Nedram controlling the position easily from mount.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Nedram stands up from the dominant position. He obviously fancies his chances standing.

Nedram gets caught flat footed, as me shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
me wants to pass the guard but Nedram is keeping the position.
me pushing down on Nedram's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

me is working for a kimura but Nedram is defending it quite comfortably.
me wants to control but Nedram is keeping him busy.
Nedram trying to control from the bottom.
me throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
me throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Demetrius Nedram comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nedram has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 27:30
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Demetrius Nedram!