PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between nick dick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Samuel Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Carter's choice of entrance music: Boogie Wonderland. nick dick is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

dick
vs
Carter

200 cm
21
250 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

220 cm
22
285 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, nick dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Samuel Carter!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Skip Squint and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carter swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Carter throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carter throws a series of punches but dick avoids them all with ease.
dick slips a jab and a cross from Carter.
Carter throws a nice looking combination but dick bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carter misses with a few strikes there.
Carter misses with a straight right.
Carter throws a right hand that dick ducks under and follows up with a left that dick also avoids with ease.
Carter misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Carter throws a right hand that dick ducks under and follows up with a left that dick also avoids with ease.
Carter looks gassed!
Carter throws a nice looking combination but dick bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Carter throws a right and a left that both miss.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Carter pulls out of a head kick attempt.

dick shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
dick connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
dick landing strikes, looking to finish!

dick has hold of Carter's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Carter manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dick controlling the position easily from mount.
Carter bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

Carter drops back, looking for a kneebar! dick looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. dick looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from dick!
dick lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
dick staying calm.
dick seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Carter for as long as he can get away with.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
dick trying to control the position but Carter is working away.
A bit of a lull in the action. I'm sure it will pick up again soon... even if the ref has to physically pick them up and put them back on their feet.
dick has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
dick wants to control but Carter is keeping him busy.

The referee stands the fighters back up. nick dick just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Carter swinging wildly here.
Carter fails to land with a series of punches.
Carter misses with a few strikes there.
Carter tries to bum rush dick with a series of wild strikes but dick uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Carter looks to land a combination but dick avoids it well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

dick shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than dick was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
dick landing strikes from the mount and Carter is in trouble!
dick trying to control but he's not successful this time.
dick lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Carter hang on?
dick prevents Carter from getting the reversal.
dick scoring with strikes but Carter is staying in there.
dick looking to control but Carter is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Carter is trying to escape the mount.
A nice elbow there by dick.
dick looking to control and managing it successfully.
dick landing punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carter is in all sorts of trouble here.
dick lands with some strikes.
dick with shots to the head and body - Carter looks very uncomfortable down there.
Carter is working to get back to half guard.
Carter is bucking up trying to escape but dick cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
dick looking to finish Carter with some ground and pound. This is bad for Carter!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
dick sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Carter keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

nick dick dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

dick scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.

dick moves into side control, avoiding a weak kimura attempt from Carter.

dick is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. Carter knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
Carter sneaks back into half guard.
dick tries to pass to full mount but Carter defends it.
dick prevents Carter from improving his position.
dick passes to side control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Carter tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but dick wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
dick slows the pace down.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Carter is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
dick works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
dick trying to control the position but Carter is working away.
Carter gets back to half guard.
dick wants to lay and pray for a moment but Carter keeps working.
dick trying to mount his opponent but Carter defends it.

Carter looking for submissions off his back.
Carter is refusing to be controlled, as dick sits in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.

Carter looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
dick working the head and body with strikes.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Carter tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Samuel Carter seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carter misses with a wild combination.
Carter throws a combination but it was largely blocked by dick.
nick dick is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Carter misses with a two punch combination.
Carter fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Carter throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carter tries to bum rush dick with a series of wild strikes but dick uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

dick changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Carter looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
dick advances to full mount.
dick putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
dick lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Carter sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Carter with the active half guard here but dick passes nicely into side control.
Carter tries to improve position but can't.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
dick slows the pace down.
dick creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Carter is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked dick off and has taken his back!

Carter is staying calm and holding on to the back position, whilst working on a rear naked choke. dick is defending well though. Carter let's go of the attempt for now.

dick is displaying good submission defense - not really looking in danger of submitting to the rear naked choke at the moment. That could change in an instant of course if Carter gets his way!
dick looking to stop the rear naked choke attempt by controlling the hands.

Carter working for a choke but dick is defending well.

Carter seems to be going for a rear naked choke. He has an arm under dick's chin but dick turns very nicely into Carter's guard. Good BJJ skills being displayed there by dick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that nick dick will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carter throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Carter misses with a series of wild punches.

dick closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
dick in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
dick working the body and head with strikes.
A lull in the action here as dick stalls from top position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carter is trying to get back to half guard.
Carter is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting dick here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Carter manages to work his way to half guard, despite dick's best efforts.

Carter is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but dick pulls his head out easily.
dick lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
dick performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
dick's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
dick seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Carter does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

Carter is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but dick pulls his head out easily.
dick is looking to take a break and control but Carter is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Carter won't allow dick to pass to mount.

Carter actively working from the bottom here.
Carter taking some punishment here, with dick in his half guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
dick avoids a punch combination nicely.
Carter misses with a series of wild punches.

dick darts in and clinches Carter up against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

dick gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
dick is looking to take a break and control but Carter is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

Carter looking for submissions off his back.

Carter is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but dick pulls his head out easily.
dick is trying to control the action in half guard but Carter is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Carter is looking to improve his position.
nick dick overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with dick in particular looking to stall.

Carter is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but dick pulls his head out easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Carter will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
dick avoids the head kick by Carter.

dick closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Carter did well to prevent dick getting side control.

Carter actively working from the bottom here.
dick is looking to take a break and control but Carter is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Carter gets back to full guard.

dick avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
nick dick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well dick has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 30:27
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:27
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... nick dick!