PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Leopold Stotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Swade (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stotch comes to the cage accompanied by What what, in the butt.. Swade has chosen Lange - Songless (Club Mix) as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Stotch
vs
Swade

225 cm
21
300 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

185 cm
26
292 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
World class boxer
Powerful

Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leopold Stotch!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Randy Swade!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Swade walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Swade throws a right and a left that both miss.
Swade misses with a hook.
Stotch lands with an overhand left.
Swade throws the left hand but Stotch avoids the punch easily.
Swade swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stotch throws a leg kick which misses Swade's front leg but catches the back leg as Swade tries to avoid it.
Swade lands a jab-cross combination.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stotch keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Swade.

Stotch closes the distance and clinches.
Swade lands with a right to the head.
Swade lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Swade blocks an uppercut.
Stotch throws a head punch that misses.
Stotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Swade scores with a nice hook to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Swade fails to land.
Swade swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Stotch lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Swade lands a right hand.
Stotch has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Swade is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Swade cracks Stotch with a nice body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Stotch.
Swade prevents the takedown attempt.
Stotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Swade fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Stotch tries to circle away but Swade has him pinned against the cage.
A left hand lands to the body for Swade.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Swade.
Still in the clinch, Swade scores with a nice short uppercut.
Swade throws a head punch that misses.
Swade is pressed up against the cage. Stotch has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Swade down to the mat. Swade avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leopold Stotch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Some wild striking there from Swade.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stotch scores with a jab to the body.
A big right from Swade misses.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Swade throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stotch lands with a right hand.
Swade takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Swade looks gassed!
Swade misses with a straight right.
Swade on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Stotch. Stotch obviously looking to wear him down.
Stotch is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Stotch shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Swade sprawls well. Swade wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Stotch gets slowly back to his feet.
A big left from Swade misses.
Stotch uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Swade.
Stotch throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Swade.
Stotch fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stotch scores with a crisp jab that stopped Swade in his tracks.
Stotch is looking to clinch.
Stotch tries to clinch there but Swade circles away.
Swade throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Stotch.
Stotch lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.

Stotch shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Stotch showed some decent athleticism there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Swade is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Stotch's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Stotch's back!

Stotch is staying cool under pressure, defending well against the rear naked choke attempt from his opponent.
Swade is not going to allow Stotch to sit and survive in this position.
Stotch turns into Swade and is now in his guard.
Stotch forces his way into half guard.
Swade avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Stotch.

Stotch is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Swade sees it coming and defends easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Stotch thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Swade's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Stotch is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Swade defends it well.
Swade is trying to maintain the position but Stotch is very close to passing his half guard.
Swade blocking the ground and pound attempt from Stotch.

Stotch is working for a kimura but Swade is defending it quite comfortably.
Stotch thows a huge punch but Swade dodges it nicely.
Stotch thows a huge punch but Swade dodges it nicely.

Stotch is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Swade sees it coming and defends easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Swade wants to get back to his feet.

Stotch looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Stotch throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Swade trying to control here.

Stotch is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Swade has managed to free his arm - good work.
Swade regains full guard. Nicely done.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leopold Stotch dominated that round.
That's time! Stotch's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Stotch lands a head shot.
Swade takes a swing at Stotch's ribcage but misses.
Swade misses with a hook.
Swade misses with a looping left.
A slapping leg kick lands for Stotch.
A nice inside leg kick there by Stotch. That's going to slow Swade down.
Swade takes a kick to the side of the head.
Stotch wants to clinch.
Stotch lands a with a good body shot.
Stotch scores with a leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stotch throws a one two combo.
Stotch wants to clinch.
Stotch scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Stotch punishes Swade's body with a nice straight punch.
Stotch lands a nice leg kick that just misses Swade's sensitive parts.
Swade is breathing heavily.
Stotch fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Swade.
Stotch tries to clinch up but Swade circles away and keeps his distance.
Swade shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Stotch with a nice cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Stotch.
Stotch works the jab nicely.
Stotch connects with a solid leg kick.
Stotch paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

Stotch has Swade up against the cage in a clinch.
Stotch lands a hook that snaps the head of Swade backwards.
Stotch pushes Swade back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Stotch is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Swade can do to turn this around?
Stotch tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Swade just stands there and leans against the cage.
Swade blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Stotch lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Swade backwards.
Swade prevents a takedown attempt there.
Stotch has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Swade is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Leopold Stotch. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A head punch on the inside from Swade fails to land.
Stotch tries to work over Swade's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Stotch misses with a hook from the clinch.
Stotch goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Stotch softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Stotch is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Stotch throws a head punch that misses.

Stotch gets control of Swade's arms and successfully pulls guard. Stotch will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Swade preventing the sweep.
Swade controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

Stotch is looking to sinch up a triangle. Swade throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Stotch's body to avoid the submission. Stotch has instead reached around Swade's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Stotch arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:04 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Leopold Stotch!
Leopold Stotch retains his super heavyweight title!