PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Destruction (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Attack (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Destruction
vs
Attack

179 cm
22
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

153 cm
22
156 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dick Destruction!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big Attack!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Illya Tyunina and Ivan Kurochkin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Attack throws a head kick that misses.
Destruction circles away from the clinch attempt.
Attack tries to clinch but Destruction moves out of range.
Destruction circles away from the clinch attempt.
Destruction lands with a thumping leg kick.
Attack moves in looking to clinch but Destruction pushes him off.
Attack throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Destruction. Attack shrugs it off though.

Destruction gets a clinch.
Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Attack in his tracks for a moment.

It looks like Big Attack has been cut.
Attack on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Attack is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Destruction gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Destruction misses with a knee strike.
Attack tries for a takedown. No joy.
Destruction is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Attack is working for takedown but Destruction is calmly controlling the position for now.
Dick Destruction has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Attack.
Destruction tries to land knees in the clinch but Attack avoids the damage to the body.
Attack can't get the takedown.
Attack tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Destruction just stands there and leans against the cage.
Destruction throws a knee to the head but misses.
Attack takes a knee right on the jaw!
Attack takes an elbow to the forehead.
Destruction gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Attack 's eye.
Destruction lands an elbow that stopped Attack in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction lands a damaging elbow.
Destruction has Attack pressed against the cage, preventing Attack from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Destruction crunches a lovely knee into Attack's ribcage.
Attack looks gassed!
Nice elbow from Destruction.
Destruction creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Attack's defenses.
Attack takes an elbow to the forehead.
Destruction lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Attack is trying to break the clinch but Destruction has him pressed against the cage.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
Attack tries to pull guard but Destruction won't allow it.
Destruction connects with a knee to the head.
Destruction lands a nice elbow.
Attack takes an elbow to the temple.
Destruction lands a damaging elbow.
Destruction lands an elbow just above Attack 's eye.
Destruction lands an elbow inside.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Attack won't want to take too many of those.
Destruction connects with a knee to the head.
Destruction lands a good knee to the midsection. Attack won't want to take too many of those.
Destruction blocks an uppercut.
Destruction with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Attack takes an elbow to the temple.
Destruction creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Attack's defenses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Destruction putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Attack in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Nice elbow from Destruction.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A knee to the head by Destruction.
Attack is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Attack wants to break free but Destruction has control.
Nice elbow from Destruction.

Destruction has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Attack clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Destruction cracks Attack with a big shot to body and one to the head - really punishing Attack from the back mount here, looking to soften him up.
Destruction is punishing Attack with strikes - can he finish him?!
Destruction scores with strikes from the back.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Destruction avoiding Attack 's attempts to control his hands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Destruction connects with a big shot to the side of Attack's head.
Attack tries to escape but Destruction has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Destruction has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for Attack.
Destruction lands with a nice looking elbow that stuns Attack.
Destruction will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Destruction lands with a big left hand that may well have hurt his opponent. Can Attack hold on?!
Destruction is looking to finish with some ground and pound!
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Destruction.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction is working the ground and pound. Can Attack escape?
Oooh a big shot gets through from Destruction. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
I really don't envy Attack right now.
Destruction throwing strikes from the back - he gets a warning from the referee for striking the back of the head but all these shots are hurting Attack!
Destruction lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Destruction.
Destruction avoiding Attack 's attempts to control his hands.
Destruction is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Destruction controlling well, preventing Attack from escaping the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Destruction dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Big Attack's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Destruction clinches up with Attack and pushes him back against the cage.
Destruction lands a knee to the body.
Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but Attack blocks with his arms.
Destruction lands a knee to the head.
Destruction misses with a knee to the head.
Attack is trying to break the clinch but Destruction has him pressed against the cage.
Destruction tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
A shot in the inside from Destruction.

Attack successfully pulls guard.
Destruction showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Attack is trying to keep Destruction in close.

Attack is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Destruction distracts Attack with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction landing with the ground and pound.

Attack looking for a guillotine here but Destruction defends easily.
Destruction is in close to Attack's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Destruction lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Destruction scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Destruction controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Attack working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Destruction.
Attack wants to stand but Destruction is controlling the position.
Destruction is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Destruction stands up and waves to Attack to follow him.
Nice sprawl there from Destruction as Attack shoots in.

Destruction gets a clinch.
Attack wants to break the clinch but can't.
Destruction with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Destruction connects with a nasty looking knee right to Attack's face.
Attack jumps guard but Destruction stands there with Attack around his waist. Attack gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Attack tries to break free but Destruction pushes him back against the cage.
Destruction misses with a knee strike.
Attack is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section. Attack lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Attack is breathing heavily.
Destruction looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Attack has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction with a knee to the head.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.

Destruction lands a takedown into guard.
Destruction is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Attack keeping moving, preventing Destruction from controlling successfully.
Destruction preventing the sweep.
Destruction keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Attack's head.
Attack looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but Destruction puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
Destruction lands with a punch from half guard.
Attack is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dick Destruction dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Big Attack's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

Destruction throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

Destruction forces Attack back against the cage and clinches.
Destruction unloads a knee to the mid-section. Attack lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Attack is trying to force a seperation but Destruction has the dominant position.
Destruction comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dick Destruction has scored more points in the clinch so far.

Destruction lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Destruction content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Destruction thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Attack wants to get back to full guard.

Attack looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Attack takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Destruction is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Attack doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Destruction.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Destruction lands strikes from half guard.
Attack is looking to get back to full guard here but Destruction has managed to pass to side control instead.
Attack keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Attack tries to lock up and control but Destruction gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Destruction is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Attack can do to turn this around?
Destruction landing shots from mount.
Destruction in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Attack keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Destruction looking to control and managing it successfully.
Destruction lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Attack hang on?

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Destruction is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Attack can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Dick Destruction overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Attack is in a horrible position here. Destruction smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.

That has opened up Big Attack's cut even more.
Destruction with the ground and pound from mount.

Destruction has hold of Attack's left arm, perhaps looking for a submission. The two fighters tussle over control of the isolated limb and Attack manages to get his arm back to his side and away from danger.
Attack working to try and regain half guard.
Destruction lands a heavy elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Destruction avoids the attempt from Attack to control.
Destruction with a couple of short strikes.

The cut above Big Attack's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Destruction is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Attack can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Destruction is landing with some decent strikes but Attack is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Attack is in a horrible position here. Destruction smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Destruction raining down shots from the mount!
Big Attack has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Big Attack's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Big Attack's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Dick Destruction!