PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Amish Hardcore Irish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and G P (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hardcore Irish's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Devil's Dance Floor. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Hardcore Irish
vs
P

200 cm
19
265 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

195 cm
22
235 lbs
1 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Amish Hardcore Irish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, G P!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Stewart Dunkirk and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
P tries for a takedown but Hardcore Irish sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
P is looking to clinch.
Hardcore Irish tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but P was well out of range. Poor timing from Hardcore Irish.
Hardcore Irish with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Hardcore Irish looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick lands from P.
No luck with that takedown attempt from P.
Hardcore Irish scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
P looks gassed!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hardcore Irish lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

It looks like G P has been cut.
Hardcore Irish misses with a jab, cross combination.
Hardcore Irish lands with an overhand left.
Hardcore Irish lands with a right hand.
No joy there for Hardcore Irish, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Hardcore Irish displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Hardcore Irish jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

That has opened up G P's cut even more.
Hardcore Irish throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck P on the side of the head.

The cut above G P's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Hardcore Irish lands with a right and another and another! P is in big trouble! Hardcore Irish lands again and this time it's lights out for P! A quality knockout there for Hardcore Irish.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Amish Hardcore Irish!