PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brock TheMan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Pisse
vs
TheMan

180 cm
18
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

208 cm
22
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Brock TheMan!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Chad Campbell and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
TheMan shoots for a takedown but Pisse saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Brock TheMan seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisse moves out of range of the body kick from TheMan.
TheMan doesn't manage to clinch there - Pisse circles away.
TheMan will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
TheMan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
TheMan closes this distance looking for a takedown but Pisse circles away.
Pisse throws a big shot that misses.
TheMan checks a low kick from Pisse.
Pisse misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pisse works over TheMan's head and body with a nice combination.
Pisse pivots, looking for a leg kick but TheMan is out of range and Pisse settles back down.
TheMan tries to close the distance and clinch but Pisse swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Pisse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
TheMan wants to clinch up but Pisse keeps it at a distance.
Pisse cracks TheMan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Pisse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
TheMan closes the distance and clinches up with Pisse, looking for a takedown. TheMan pushes Pisse against the cage but Pisse circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock TheMan.
TheMan is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse closes the distance and lands a one-two.
TheMan throws a combination that misses
and Pisse counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Pisse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
TheMan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pisse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
TheMan fails with a takedown attempt.
TheMan looks gassed!
Pisse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
TheMan shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pisse but Pisse pushes him off and we're back to square one.
TheMan fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Pisse's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Pisse duly obliges.
TheMan takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A head kick misses from Pisse.
Pisse shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Pisse tries to work over TheMan's front leg with a kick but TheMan checks it.
Pisse throws a sloppy head kick and TheMan moves out of range easily.
Pisse connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed TheMan momentarily.
Pisse throws a head kick that misses.
Pisse throws a head kick but TheMan moves out of range.
Pisse misses with a double jab.
TheMan tries to clinch there but Pisse circles away.
TheMan checks a low kick from Pisse.
Pisse lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Left hook, right uppercut from Pisse.
Pisse tries to land a front kick but TheMan steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
TheMan wants to clinch but Pisse slips to the side
and Pisse makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Pisse throws a leg kick but TheMan checks it.
Pisse looks to land a body kick but TheMan moved away.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse pulls out of a head kick attempt.
TheMan takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Pisse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisse goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Pisse tries to score with a low kick but TheMan moves his leg out of the way.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Pisse's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Pisse duly obliges.
An inside leg kick from Pisse misses.
TheMan takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Pisse throws a lazy body kick
and TheMan counters with a straight right hand.
Pisse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pisse lands a two punch combo.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pisse lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and TheMan has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from TheMan and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse works over TheMan's head and body with a nice combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pisse misses with a two punch combination.
Left hook, right uppercut from Pisse.
TheMan tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pisse counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Pisse throws a right and a left that TheMan avoids nicely.
Pisse is looking to wear down TheMan with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Pisse scores with a jab to the body.
Jab from Pisse.
Pisse is working the combinations to good effect here.
TheMan blocks a low kick nicely.
Pisse tries a head kick but it misses.
TheMan tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pisse circles away from the clinch attempt.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
TheMan takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Pisse looks to land a combination. TheMan sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Pisse scores with a three punch combo!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

TheMan avoids the body shot from Pisse.
Pisse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Pisse swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Pisse jabs at TheMan's body.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse scores with a shot to the body.
TheMan fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Pisse fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
A head kick misses from Pisse.
TheMan fails with the takedown
and Pisse counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Pisse throws a leg kick but TheMan moved away.
Pisse throws the kick towards the body but TheMan avoids it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Pisse tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
TheMan misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Pisse displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Pisse moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Pisse throws a sloppy head kick and TheMan moves out of range easily.
Nisse Pisse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
TheMan avoids a kick to the body.
TheMan wants to clinch up but Pisse keeps it at a distance.
Pisse misses with a combination
and TheMan counters with a nice leg kick.
Pisse has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Pisse misses with a body kick.
TheMan tries for a takedown but Pisse sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Pisse cracks a nice hook into TheMan's ribs.
TheMan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse tries a low kick but TheMan avoids it.
TheMan clinches but Pisse breaks the clinch
and Pisse counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisse misses with a body kick.
TheMan is trying desperately to land a takedown but Pisse is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for TheMan.
TheMan takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Pisse.
Pisse lands a really nice looking cross but TheMan seems unphased.
Pisse pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pisse tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
TheMan tries to clinch but Pisse moves away
enabling Pisse to counter with a crisp jab.
Pisse tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Pisse.
TheMan pivots, looking for a leg kick but Pisse is out of range and TheMan settles back down.
TheMan looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pisse misses with a kick to the body.
TheMan tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pisse paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Pisse is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that TheMan can do to turn this around?
TheMan gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Pisse makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock TheMan.
Pisse throws a leg kick but TheMan sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
TheMan takes one to the side of the head.
Pisse showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from TheMan.
Pisse stuns TheMan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pisse goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but TheMan might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Pisse has got the better of the exchanges.
Pisse throws out a leg kick but TheMan moves out of range and Pisse only half commits.
Pisse stuns TheMan with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pisse lands a really nice looking cross but TheMan seems unphased.
Pisse throws a body kick that misses.
TheMan blocks a head kick by Pisse.
Pisse misses with a head kick.
TheMan misses with a takedown
and Pisse counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Pisse fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
TheMan is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pisse.
Pisse throws a wild body kick that TheMan sees coming a mile off.
Nisse Pisse is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisse scores with a body shot.
Pisse goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
TheMan shoots in looking for a takedown. Pisse tries to sprawl out of it but TheMan keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pisse manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pisse throws a series of punches but TheMan avoids them all with ease.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

TheMan tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
TheMan fails to land the takedown.
Pisse cracks TheMan with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
TheMan falls off balance throwing a combination
letting Pisse counter with a right hand.
Pisse throws a head kick that misses.
No luck for TheMan with that takedown attempt.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse lands a nice looking body shot.
TheMan has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pisse scores with a hook.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but TheMan circles away quickly and effectively.
Pisse throws a sloppy head kick and TheMan moves out of range easily.
Pisse throws a series of punches but TheMan avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
TheMan throws a series of punches but Pisse moves out of range.
Pisse scores with a hook to the body. TheMan takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
TheMan checks a low kick from Pisse.
TheMan is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Pisse.
TheMan throws a combination that misses
and Pisse counters with a straight right hand.
TheMan is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Pisse.
Pisse ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Pisse lands a with a good body shot.
Pisse throws a right and a left that TheMan avoids nicely.
Pisse lands a jab to TheMan's midsection.
TheMan takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
TheMan wants to clinch
and Pisse counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse misses with a kick to the body.
Pisse throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
TheMan wants to clinch up but Pisse keeps it at a distance.
Pisse uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from TheMan.
TheMan tries to clinch
and Pisse counters with a lovely straight right hand!
TheMan ducks right into an uppercut from Pisse.
TheMan throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Pisse lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
TheMan looks to score with a jab to the body but Pisse is just out of range.
No luck for TheMan with that takedown attempt.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock TheMan.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Pisse.
Donk. Pisse catches TheMan right on the button with a cross.
TheMan lands with a nice combination. Pisse backs away looking to recover.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
TheMan with a lazy takedown attempt
and Pisse counters with a nice uppercut.
TheMan slips a jab and a cross from Pisse.
TheMan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
TheMan avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
TheMan throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Pisse's head.
TheMan looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Pisse bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps TheMan's head backwards.
TheMan looks to land a combination but Pisse avoids it well.
TheMan takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Pisse throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
TheMan closes the distance but Pisse moves to the side
and Pisse counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pisse throws a head kick that misses.
TheMan will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Pisse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisse swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and TheMan counters with a three punch combo that has Pisse backing up. Pisse nods at TheMan to acknowledge the strikes.
Pisse lands a nice looking body shot.
Pisse misses with a two punch combination.
TheMan moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
Pisse throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
TheMan shoots and misses
and Pisse counters with a three punch combo that has TheMan backing up. TheMan nods at Pisse to acknowledge the strikes.
TheMan pulls out of a head kick attempt.
TheMan wants to clinch
and TheMan takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
TheMan avoids the head kick by Pisse.
Brock TheMan has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Nisse Pisse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
TheMan is looking to slow Pisse down with leg kicks.

And that's the end of the fight!
Nisse Pisse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Pisse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Russell Pearce scores the fight 30:26
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!