PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Susie QQ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mustafa Al Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Al Turd has chosen Jump on It as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

QQ
vs
Al Turd

177 cm
23
163 lbs
9 - 6 - 0

170 cm
20
166 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

[JMFC] Arashi Fighting Nutrition Q156 Stam/159 Rec

[JMFC] 160!

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Susie QQ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Mustafa Al Turd!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Daniel Cesar and Thiago Cunha.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Al Turd uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by QQ.
QQ lands a nice looking body shot.
Al Turd throws a right hand that QQ ducks under and follows up with a left that QQ also avoids with ease.
QQ has a takedown stuffed.
Al Turd misses with a hook.
QQ throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
QQ tries to land a leg kick but Al Turd saw it coming and moves away.
Al Turd looks to land a right hand but QQ moved out of range.
QQ throws a nice outside leg kick.
QQ steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Al Turd.
QQ waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Al Turd.
Al Turd swings away with a body shot that misses
and QQ counters with a straight right hand.
Al Turd thows a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
QQ misses with a wild body shot.
QQ takes one to the side of the head.
Al Turd throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Al Turd ducks right into an uppercut from QQ.
Al Turd misses with a jab to the body
and QQ counters with a series of strikes. Al Turd will be more careful next time no doubt.
QQ tries to work over Al Turd's front leg with a kick but Al Turd checks it.
QQ takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.

That's one minute gone in the round.
QQ lands a lovely overhand right.
QQ misses with a straight left.
Al Turd ducks under a wild hook from QQ.
Al Turd is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down QQ rather than just go for the knockout.
Al Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
QQ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
QQ misses with a low kick as Al Turd jumps back.
QQ loads up on a big right hand but Al Turd slips the punch.
Al Turd lands a slapping body shot.
Al Turd staying out of range there.
A big left from QQ misses.
QQ scores with a nice right hand.
Al Turd ducks under a wild hook from QQ.
Al Turd misses with a series of wild punches.
Mustafa Al Turd is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
QQ comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Al Turd misses with a few strikes there.
QQ moves out of range as Al Turd strikes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd misses with an uppercut. QQ saw that one coming.
Al Turd lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Al Turd misses with the combination.
QQ misses with a series of wild punches.
Al Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
A swing and a miss from Al Turd.
QQ thows a body shot but no joy.
A clash of legs there as Al Turd blocks the low kick.
QQ fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Al Turd looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
QQ scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
QQ throws out a powerful jab.
Al Turd misses with a body shot
and QQ makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Al Turd takes a swing at QQ's ribcage but misses.
A cross from QQ lands.
QQ throws a chopping leg kick but Al Turd manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Al Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
QQ throws out a loose jab but Al Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.
QQ lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Al Turd thows a body shot but no joy.
A telegraphed right hand from Al Turd misses the target.
Al Turd displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as QQ throws out the jab.
QQ on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Al Turd scores with a shot to the body.
QQ connects with a jab.
Al Turd throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and QQ counters with a straight right hand.
Al Turd throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
QQ cracks the inside of Al Turd's front leg.
QQ uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Al Turd.
A looping hook to the body misses from Al Turd. QQ does a little dance to reset his feet.
Al Turd fails to land with a series of punches.
QQ misses with a body shot

and Al Turd moves into the clinch.
Al Turd lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
QQ blocks an uppercut.
QQ has a couple of punches blocked by Al Turd.
Al Turd misses with a short punch on the inside.
Al Turd lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Al Turd lands a body shot.
QQ blocks an uppercut.
QQ lands with a short head shot on the inside.
QQ misses with a body punch.
QQ blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
QQ is trying to break the clinch but Al Turd is controlling him.
QQ takes a shot to the head.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Al Turd.
A nice left hand lands by Al Turd.
Al Turd misses with a hook to the ribs.
Al Turd doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A head punch blocked on the inside by QQ.
Al Turd lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!

QQ pulls guard effortlessly.

QQ is looking for a triangle but Al Turd pushes his legs off easily.

QQ is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Al Turd dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Al Turd fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. QQ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
QQ thows a left - swing and a miss!
QQ lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Al Turd is looking to clinch but QQ is avoiding it.
QQ connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Al Turd momentarily.
Al Turd tries to clinch up
and QQ counters with a left and a right that stings Al Turd.
QQ scores with a nice right hand.
A swing and a miss from QQ.
QQ loads up on a big right hand but Al Turd slips the punch.
Al Turd stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Al Turd wants it to stay on the feet.
QQ takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Al Turd lands a nice hook to QQ's body. QQ takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Al Turd lands with an overhand left.
QQ does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
QQ throws a hook but Al Turd avoids it easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
QQ avoids the body shot from Al Turd.
Al Turd ducks right into an uppercut from QQ.
Al Turd scores with a crisp jab that stopped QQ in his tracks.
Al Turd throws a shot to the body.
Al Turd ducks under a wild hook from QQ.
Al Turd swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Al Turd punishes QQ's body with a nice straight punch.
Al Turd misses with a hook.
Al Turd tries to clinch up but QQ circles away and keeps his distance.
QQ throws a right hand that Al Turd ducks under and follows up with a left that Al Turd also avoids with ease.
QQ ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Al Turd moves away.
Al Turd takes a swing at QQ's ribcage but misses.

QQ shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Al Turd's guard.
QQ stopping the sweep attempt from Al Turd.
QQ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd is pulling down on QQ's head. It's preventing any offense from QQ, at least for the moment.
Al Turd avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Al Turd is on top in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

QQ had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Al Turd defends it easily.
QQ lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Al Turd!
Al Turd holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as QQ tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.

QQ goes for an armbar but he's not got it… Al Turd turns into him and now he's in QQ's guard.
QQ controls Al Turd momentarily but Al Turd frees himself.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
QQ keeping moving, preventing Al Turd from controlling successfully.
Al Turd controls from within his opponent's guard.
QQ is trying to control the position but Al Turd postures up.
Al Turd is stalling in the full guard.

QQ had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Al Turd defends it easily.
Al Turd forces his way into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

QQ is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Al Turd pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mustafa Al Turd showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!

A big right from Al Turd misses.
QQ throws a leg kick which misses Al Turd's front leg but catches the back leg as Al Turd tries to avoid it.
Al Turd bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Al Turd is looking to clinch but QQ is avoiding it.
Al Turd looks to score with a jab to the body but QQ is just out of range.
QQ throws a jab when Al Turd was well out of range.
Al Turd throws a hook to the side of QQ's head but QQ sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Al Turd swings for the body but QQ moves out of range.
QQ misses with an uppercut. Al Turd saw that one coming.
Al Turd slips a jab from QQ.
QQ throws a nice outside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
QQ moves out of range as Al Turd strikes.
QQ throws a hook but Al Turd avoids it easily.
QQ misses the jab.
Al Turd swings and misses with a shot to the body
letting QQ counter with a right hand.
Al Turd throws a predictable looking body shot
enabling QQ to counter with a crisp jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Al Turd fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. QQ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
QQ displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Al Turd throws out the jab.
QQ shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Al Turd but Al Turd pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Al Turd misses with a straight right.
QQ connects with a good right hand that stumbles Al Turd. Al Turd circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Al Turd with a jab.
A jab from QQ misses.
QQ fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Al Turd.
QQ throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Al Turd sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Al Turd swings for the body but QQ moves out of range.
QQ connects with a nice looking jab.
Al Turd dips to his left and cracks QQ with an uppercut!
Al Turd misses with an uppercut. QQ saw that one coming.
QQ misses with a wild body shot.
QQ dives in and grabs Al Turd's left leg, looking for a takedown. Al Turd pushes down on QQ's head and hops out.
QQ throws a low kick, looking for Al Turd's leg but Al Turd calmly moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Some wild striking there from Al Turd.
QQ misses with a body shot.
Al Turd slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
QQ looks to land a combination but Al Turd avoids it well.
A swing and a miss from Al Turd.
QQ throws a solid leg kick but Al Turd takes the impact on his shin and smiles at QQ.
QQ misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Al Turd tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but QQ was well out of range. Poor timing from Al Turd.
QQ loads up on a big right hand but Al Turd slips the punch.
Al Turd takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
QQ ducks under a wild hook from Al Turd.
A big left from QQ misses.
QQ drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Al Turd throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Al Turd slips a jab from QQ.
QQ throws out a loose jab but Al Turd uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Donk. QQ catches Al Turd right on the button with a cross.
QQ throws a hook to the side of Al Turd's head but Al Turd sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
QQ throws an overhand right that lands on Al Turd's shoulder, as Al Turd tries to avoid the shot.
QQ clobbers Al Turd with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Al Turd swings away with a body shot that misses
and QQ counters with a stiff right hand.
QQ scores with a sloppy right hand. Al Turd should have avoided that one.
Al Turd throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Al Turd lands a nice hook to QQ's body. QQ takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
QQ shoots in for a double leg but Al Turd sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Susie QQ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
QQ walks into a straight right hand from Al Turd.
Al Turd slips under a jab.
QQ moves out of range of the strikes.
Al Turd throws a predictable looking body shot

and QQ counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
QQ is looking to take a break and control but Al Turd is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Al Turd trying to control here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Al Turd is pressing down on QQ's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Mustafa Al Turd is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Al Turd not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
QQ trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Al Turd keeping moving, preventing QQ from controlling successfully.
Al Turd wants to improve his position but instead QQ has moved into half guard.
QQ wants to pass the guard but Al Turd is defending well.
Susie QQ has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Al Turd trying to hold on to QQ's head to control him but QQ postures up.
Al Turd tries to roll over but QQ keeps him under control.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Susie QQ.
I think Al Turd has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Cesar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Thiago Cunha scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Mustafa Al Turd!