PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wolfgang Amadeus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Amadeus
vs
Kiss me where it smells

182 cm
19
190 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

180 cm
19
195 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Wolfgang Amadeus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiss me where it smells cracks Amadeus with a good jab.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Amadeus scores with a leg kick.
Amadeus tries a head kick but it misses.

The fight moves into the clinch position.

Amadeus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Kiss me where it smells chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Amadeus can pounce on him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Amadeus avoids a punch combination nicely.
Kiss me where it smells takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kiss me where it smells looks gassed!
Amadeus explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Amadeus scores with a spinning back kick!
Amadeus thows a body kick. Kiss me where it smells tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Amadeus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kiss me where it smells. That did some damage!
Amadeus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Amadeus looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
A chopping leg kick lands by Amadeus.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Kiss me where it smells crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Amadeus - the referee stops the clock and Kiss me where it smells gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Amadeus. Kiss me where it smells manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amadeus feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Kiss me where it smells's calf.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Amadeus, right into the meat.
Amadeus thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Kiss me where it smells if he has to take too many more of those.
Kiss me where it smells on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Amadeus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Amadeus scores with a head kick.
An inside leg kick lands from Amadeus.
Amadeus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Amadeus throws a push kick but Kiss me where it smells slaps the foot to one side.
Kiss me where it smells misses with an uppercut.
Amadeus slips a straight right by Kiss me where it smells.
Amadeus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kiss me where it smells takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Kiss me where it smells takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Amadeus feints and then cracks Kiss me where it smells's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Kiss me where it smells down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amadeus tries to land a front kick but Kiss me where it smells steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Amadeus lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Amadeus connects with a high kick.
Amadeus cracks the inside of Kiss me where it smells's front leg.
Amadeus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kiss me where it smells's sensitive parts.
Amadeus pushes Kiss me where it smells away with a front kick.
Amadeus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A chopping leg kick lands by Amadeus.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Amadeus.
Amadeus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Amadeus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kiss me where it smells. That did some damage!
Amadeus looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Kiss me where it smells on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Amadeus pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Kiss me where it smells tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Both fighters circling a little - Amadeus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Kiss me where it smells fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Amadeus pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Amadeus throws a series of punches but Kiss me where it smells avoids them all with ease.
Wolfgang Amadeus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Amadeus moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a two punch combination.
Amadeus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Amadeus tries a head kick but it misses.
Kiss me where it smells has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Amadeus.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a two punch combination.
Amadeus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Kiss me where it smells's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Amadeus slips a jab from Kiss me where it smells.
Amadeus moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Kiss me where it smells sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a two punch combination.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a jab, cross combination.
Amadeus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kiss me where it smells throws a right and a left that both miss.
Amadeus scores with a kick to the midsection.
A nice inside leg kick there by Amadeus. That's going to slow Kiss me where it smells down.
Kiss me where it smells has a nice red mark on his side after a thudding body kick by Amadeus.
Amadeus lands a front kick.
Kiss me where it smells tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Amadeus misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Amadeus takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Amadeus lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Amadeus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a looping left.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wolfgang Amadeus dominated that round.
That's time! Amadeus's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Kiss me where it smells steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Amadeus. That one must have hurt.
Some wild striking there from Kiss me where it smells.
The fight stays on the outside here - Kiss me where it smells looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Amadeus scores with a head kick.
Kiss me where it smells throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Amadeus thumps Kiss me where it smells with a low kick.
A punch combination from Kiss me where it smells misses.
A slapping body kick lands there for Amadeus.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Amadeus, right into the meat.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Amadeus.
Amadeus lands a jab-cross combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Amadeus, right into the meat.
Amadeus lands with a slapping head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amadeus lands a nice hook to Kiss me where it smells's body. Kiss me where it smells takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Kiss me where it smells takes a kick to the side of the head.
Amadeus connects with a solid leg kick.
Wolfgang Amadeus is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Kiss me where it smells throws a big shot that misses.
Amadeus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Amadeus lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Kiss me where it smells takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Amadeus.
Wolfgang Amadeus is winning the standup battle so far.
A thudding body kick lands there by Amadeus!
Kiss me where it smells throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Amadeus lands with a nice body kick.
No joy there for Kiss me where it smells, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kiss me where it smells on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Amadeus. Amadeus obviously looking to wear him down.
Amadeus throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Amadeus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kiss me where it smells's sensitive parts.
Amadeus scoring well with a low kick there.
Kiss me where it smells misses the jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Amadeus.
Amadeus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kiss me where it smells's sensitive parts.
Amadeus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Amadeus turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Amadeus connects with a high kick.
A clash of legs there as Kiss me where it smells blocks the low kick.
Amadeus defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kiss me where it smells.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Amadeus.
Amadeus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Amadeus lands a nice leg kick that just misses Kiss me where it smells's sensitive parts.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Amadeus throws a leg kick which misses Kiss me where it smells's front leg but catches the back leg as Kiss me where it smells tries to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Amadeus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Amadeus misses with a kick to the body.
Kiss me where it smells connects with the punch.
Amadeus is looking to land body kicks.
Amadeus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Kiss me where it smells takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a double jab.
Amadeus scores with a leg kick.
Nice body kick there by Amadeus.
Amadeus lets loose with a powerful body kick. Kiss me where it smells will feel that in the morning.
Amadeus scores with a kick to the midsection.
Kiss me where it smells fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Amadeus manages to avoid it.
Good leg kick by Amadeus there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Amadeus goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Amadeus connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Amadeus.
Amadeus throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Kiss me where it smells misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Amadeus throws a nice inside leg kick.
Kiss me where it smells swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Amadeus counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Amadeus thows a body kick. Kiss me where it smells tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Amadeus bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Amadeus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kiss me where it smells tries for a takedown but Amadeus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Amadeus. Kiss me where it smells shrugs it off though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Amadeus throws a head kick but Kiss me where it smells moves out of range.
Kiss me where it smells tests Amadeus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Amadeus blocks a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Wolfgang Amadeus dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!

A nice leg kick lands there from Amadeus.
Amadeus scoring well with a low kick there.
Kiss me where it smells blocks a head kick by Amadeus.
Amadeus throws a half hearted mid kick.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the action but Amadeus is working from the bottom.
Amadeus can't do much from the bottom here.
Kiss me where it smells controls the position from side control.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Amadeus looking for a sweep but Kiss me where it smells has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Amadeus is squirming around, avoiding Kiss me where it smells's attempts to control the action.
Amadeus is looking to improve his position but Kiss me where it smells isn't that keen on the idea.
Amadeus bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Amadeus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Amadeus not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Amadeus looking to pass the guard.
Amadeus wants to control from the top but Kiss me where it smells keeps moving.
Kiss me where it smells wants to stand but Amadeus is controlling the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells wants to get back to his feet but Amadeus passes into half guard.
Amadeus content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

Kiss me where it smells makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Amadeus uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kiss me where it smells.
Amadeus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Kiss me where it smells blocks the body kick.
Amadeus fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kiss me where it smells.
Amadeus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kiss me where it smells can do to turn this around?
Amadeus throws a sloppy head kick and Kiss me where it smells moves out of range easily.
Both fighters circling a little - Amadeus finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Amadeus lands with a kick to the ribs.
A slapping body kick lands there for Amadeus.
Amadeus throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Kiss me where it smells's head.
Amadeus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Amadeus cracks the inside of Kiss me where it smells's front leg.
Amadeus dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Kiss me where it smells. That did some damage!
Nice body kick from Amadeus.
Kiss me where it smells takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Wolfgang Amadeus is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Amadeus throws a head kick that half lands.

And that's the end of the fight!
Wolfgang Amadeus showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Amadeus, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight 30:25
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:25
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wolfgang Amadeus!