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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Pee Wee Herman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ismo Laitela (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Herman comes to the cage accompanied by Pee Wee's Big Adventure Theme Song. Pee Wee Herman is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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147 lbs
5 - 3 - 0 |
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145 lbs
6 - 4 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
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Good takedowns
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pee Wee Herman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ismo Laitela!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Sergei Dronov and Viktor Lagutenko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laitela looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Herman!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Herman tries to control Laitela's body but Laitela pushes him off. Herman squirms to his side and now Laitela has his back!
Herman showing good submission defense here.
Herman preventing the rear naked choke attempt from Laitela.
Laitela has his opponent's back and is working for the choke.
Laitela somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Well, with Laitela on his back, surely it's only a matter of time before Herman is tapping out... Can he escape the position?
Herman is in bad spot here.
Laitela is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Laitela is trying to stick to Herman's back but Herman is turning into Laitela. He's managed to reverse the position - now he's in Laitela's guard. Polite applause from the crowd in appreciation of some nice Jiu Jitsu by Herman.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Laitela is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Laitela keeping full guard, as Herman tries to pass.
Herman works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Herman is pressing down on Laitela's thigh, looking to free his foot. Laitela is holding on for now.
Herman is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Laitela is wriggling around trying to escape.
Herman is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Laitela has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Laitela stops Herman from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Herman prevents Laitela from getting the reversal.
Laitela looks gassed!
Laitela is in a horrible position here. Herman smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
Laitela is looking to get to half guard.
Herman punishing his opponent with strikes.
Laitela is bucking up trying to escape but Herman cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Herman working for a guillotine from mount but Laitela is in no mood to give up.
Laitela is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laitela wants to hold on but Herman pushes him away.
Herman with some aggressive grappling here. He's looking for submissions here, rather than waiting for the opportunity to counter.
Laitela tries to reverse the position but Herman maintains control.
Laitela stops Herman from taking his back. Still, being mounted isn't any better.
Laitela is trying to escape the mount.
Herman looking to finish Laitela with some ground and pound. This is bad for Laitela!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Herman looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Laitela is looking to get to half guard.
Herman avoids the attempt from Laitela to control.
Laitela is trying desperately to improve position.
Laitela bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Laitela pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Herman is keeping the position for now.
Herman keeping moving, preventing Laitela from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Ismo Laitela will probably get the nod.
That's time! Herman's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Herman swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Herman stuffs the takedown.
Herman doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Laitela counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Herman is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Herman is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Laitela passes Herman's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Laitela is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Herman has one foot on Laitela's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Herman drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Herman wants to lay and pray for a moment but Laitela keeps working.
Herman is trying to get an arm triangle but Laitela is defending well.
Herman working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Laitela manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Herman is trying to control. Laitela wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Laitela moves into full guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Herman stopping the sweep attempt from Laitela.
Laitela is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Laitela is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Herman drops back looking for a leg! Laitela is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Laitela manages to kick Herman off! Herman jumps back into Laitela's guard.
Laitela is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Laitela looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
Herman distracts Laitela with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Laitela looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Herman stands up over Laitela, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Herman content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Herman pushing down on Laitela's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Herman works his foot free and advances to mount.
Herman is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Laitela is surviving well by controlling Herman's body position as best he can.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Laitela manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Herman tries to pass the half guard into mount. Laitela knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Herman is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Laitela actively working from the bottom here.
Laitela moves into full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Ismo Laitela showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Laitela shoots in looking for a single leg takedown. Herman is trying to defend but Laitela finishes it well and ends up in half guard. Let's see if he can advance position further.
Laitela is trying to control. Herman wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Laitela seems to be looking for submissions.
Laitela trying to control the action but Herman is working from the bottom.
Herman is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Laitela's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Laitela's back!
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Herman sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Laitela taps out!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:02 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Pee Wee Herman!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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