PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mikael Samoth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Samoth comes to the cage accompanied by Judas Priest - Painkiller. Cartman has chosen Kyle's Mom a B!^(H as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Mikael Samoth has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Samoth
vs
Cartman

192 cm
24
295 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

200 cm
21
300 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

Powerful takedowns
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Blue Belt
Great elbows
Powerful

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Hell's Balls Recovery
Demonic Drugs

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mikael Samoth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Yukihiro Shimada and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman throws a looping overhand right but Samoth ducks down to avoid it.

Cartman gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Samoth to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Samoth looking to pass the guard.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Cartman can do anything to dispel that myth.
Samoth loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Samoth trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Cartman controls Samoth momentarily but Samoth frees himself.
Samoth tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartman is retaining full guard.
Samoth wants to control from the top but Cartman keeps moving.
Samoth passes easily into side control. Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Samoth wants to lay and pray for a moment but Cartman keeps working.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Cartman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Samoth moves away.
Samoth moves in looking to clinch but Cartman pushes him off.
Samoth doesn't manage to clinch there - Cartman circles away.
Samoth shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Decent striking displayed by Cartman there.

Samoth feints and as Cartman raises his hands in defense, Samoth changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Samoth in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Samoth has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Cartman wants to stand up but Samoth is controlling him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Samoth content to stall in guard here.
Cartman is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Cartman really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Samoth. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Samoth trying to control the position from guard on top but Cartman is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Cartman is trying to stand and escape. In the scramble, Samoth has locked hold of an arm and he's managed to lock on an armbar - Cartman taps out instantly and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:01 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Mikael Samoth!