PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Cameron Chopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Chopper
vs
Mom

175 cm
20
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
18
170 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Cameron Chopper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Mom!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chopper takes a swing at Mom's ribcage but misses.
Mom slips under a jab from Chopper.

Mom tries to keep at a distance but Chopper has taken the fight into the clinch.
Chopper is trying to break free.
Chopper wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Mom can't break the clinch.
Mom is pressed up against the cage. Chopper has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Mom down to the mat. Mom avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Mom with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Chopper keeps the fight on the outside.
Chopper wants to clinch up but Mom keeps it at a distance.
Mom scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Chopper doesn't seem bothered though.
A right-left combo lands from Mom.

Chopper is rocked!

It looks like Cameron Chopper has been cut.
Chopper is breathing heavily.

Mom gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Oh Chopper is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Mom breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A big right followed by a crushing left from Mom knocks Chopper out cold! Ouch - that one's going to be featured in highlight reels for years to come!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Your Mom!