PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pooby Phants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and jet leet (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Phants kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Voodoo Chile. leet has chosen hhhhh as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Phants
vs
leet

189 cm
26
219 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

190 cm
21
215 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Balco Boys - Hilo

GTI - 1337 $10 - $15
GTI - 1337 $10 - $15

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Pooby Phants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, jet leet!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, William Gold and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Phants lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but leet circles away quickly and effectively.
Phants avoids the body shot from leet.
Phants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Phants throws a hook to the side of leet's head but leet sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
leet avoids the body shot from Phants.
Phants displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like jet leet has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fight stays on the outside here - Phants looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
leet takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
leet checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
leet throws a chopping leg kick but Phants manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A low kick from Phants is predictable there
and leet counters with a left to the body.
Phants connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
A big left from leet misses.
Phants throws a series of punches but leet avoids them all with ease.
Phants throws a big shot that misses.
Phants looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Phants misses the shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A big right from Phants misses.
leet looks for a takedown but Phants sprawls well.
An inside leg kick from Phants misses.

Phants has managed to clinch.
A right hook to the body lands for Phants.

Phants breaks the clinch.
Pooby Phants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Phants throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A slow jab from leet misses its intended target.
Nice body punch from leet.
leet checks a leg kick.
Phants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Phants is breathing heavily.
Phants fails with an attempt to clinch.
Phants drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

It looks like Pooby Phants has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
leet getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
The fighters circle momentarily. leet darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Phants swinging wildly here.

leet darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
leet sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Phants defending well though.
leet passes the guard and advances to mount!
leet breaks from Phants's wrist control and lands an elbow.
leet looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
Phants is in a horrible position here. leet smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
leet looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
leet putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

Phants is rocked!

Pooby Phants's cut is getting worse.
leet unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Phants wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! leet celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). jet leet!