PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nisse Pisse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Lacey (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lacey has chosen Motley Crue - Wild Side as his entrance music. Mike Lacey acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

Pisse
vs
Lacey

180 cm
18
205 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

191 cm
20
201 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Hell's Kitchen Clothing
Hell's Kitchen Lab Corp

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nisse Pisse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Mike Lacey!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Lou da Vinci and Reed Andrews.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lacey throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pisse's waist but Pisse gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lacey off to one side.
Pisse lands a jab to the nose.
Nice sprawl there from Pisse as Lacey shoots in.
Lacey tries to clinch but Pisse moves out of range.
Lacey throws a series of punches but Pisse avoids them all with ease.

Lacey fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Pisse, pushing him back against the cage.
Lacey goes for a takedown in the clinch but Pisse prevents it.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Lacey.
Pisse throws a head punch that misses.

Lacey is trying to trip Pisse. He has hold of a leg but Pisse is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Lacey persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Pisse seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
Pisse is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Pisse managing to control the position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Lacey decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Pisse, up you get!
Pisse circles away from the clinch attempt.
Lacey moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice body punch from Pisse.

Lacey bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

Lacey stands up and beckons Pisse to his feet.
Pisse just misses with a punch to the body.
Lacey plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pisse misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lacey moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lacey moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
A combination from Pisse does no damage.
Lacey shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pisse as he avoids it easily.
Pisse scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Lacey doesn't seem bothered though.
Lacey looks gassed!
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Lacey looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Pisse closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Lacey takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Pisse throws and low kick but Lacey moves out of range easily.
Pisse throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Lacey fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lacey has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Lacey there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pisse scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Pisse throws a shot to the body.
Pisse lands a body shot.
Pisse connects with the punch.
Pisse throws a right hand that Lacey ducks under and follows up with a left that Lacey also avoids with ease.
Pisse misses with the combination.
Pisse lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Pisse has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Pisse fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Lacey on the side of the head.
Lacey moves in looking to clinch but Pisse pushes him off.
Pisse scores with the left hand. Lacey knows he should have avoided that one.
Pisse looks to land a combination but Lacey avoids it well.
Pisse misses with the combination.
Lacey shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Pisse as he avoids it easily.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lacey scores with a sloppy right hand. Pisse should have avoided that one.
Pisse moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Pisse swings for the body but Lacey moves out of range.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lacey circles away quickly and effectively.
Lacey is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisse sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lacey has a takedown stuffed.
Lacey takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Lacey fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Nisse Pisse is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Pisse displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Pisse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lacey fails to land with a series of punches.
Pisse displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
Lacey closes the distance and clinches up with Pisse, looking for a takedown. Lacey pushes Pisse against the cage but Pisse circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Pisse ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Lacey takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pisse with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Lacey fails with a takedown attempt.
Pisse thuds a left hand into Lacey's body.
Lacey missing with a left hand there. Pisse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Pisse stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Pisse wants it to stay on the feet.
Pisse throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
No joy there for Pisse, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A head kick misses from Lacey.
Pisse lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Pisse misses with a wild combination.

Lacey has Pisse up against the cage in a clinch.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Pisse drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.

Lacey escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Lacey dives in and grabs Pisse's left leg, looking for a takedown. Pisse pushes down on Lacey's head and hops out.
Lacey tries a head kick but it misses.
Pisse scores with a three punch combo!
Pisse misses with a two punch combination.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Lacey throws a left and a right that both miss
and Pisse counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Pisse digs a good body shot into Lacey's ribs.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Pisse lands a two punch combo.
Lacey shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Pisse defends it nicely.
Pisse punishes Lacey's body with a nice straight punch.
Lacey shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisse sprawls well. Pisse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lacey gets slowly back to his feet.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Lacey.
Lacey takes one to the side of the head.
Pisse throws a leg kick but Lacey sees it coming and moves out of range.
Pisse is looking to wear down Lacey with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Lacey checks a low kick from Pisse.
Lacey tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pisse swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A left and a right from Pisse both land. Nice combination.
Lacey throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pisse's waist but Pisse gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lacey off to one side.
Pisse lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Pisse looks to score with a jab to the body but Lacey is just out of range.
Mike Lacey seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pisse is looking to chop away at Lacey's legs.
Lacey tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Lacey shoots in but no luck this time.
Lacey has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.
Pisse stuffs the takedown.
Pisse fails to land with a series of punches.
No luck for Lacey with that takedown attempt.
A jab from Pisse does it's job there.
Pisse throws a right hand that Lacey ducks under and follows up with a left that Lacey also avoids with ease.
Lacey dodges the punch combination from Pisse.
Lacey fails to land with a series of punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lacey shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pisse but Pisse pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pisse lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Pisse.
Lacey has a takedown stuffed.
Lacey showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pisse.

Lacey drives through and clinches with Pisse against the cage.

Lacey's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Lacey throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pisse misses with a series of wild punches.
Lacey shoots in looking for a takedown. Pisse tries to sprawl out of it but Lacey keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pisse manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pisse lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Lacey has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Lacey and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nisse Pisse is winning the standup battle so far.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lacey.
Lacey slips a jab and a cross from Pisse.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Lacey shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Pisse tries to kick Lacey off but Lacey keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Pisse avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lacey.
Lacey drops an elbow to the side of Pisse's head.
Lacey throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Lacey throwing shots but Pisse is blocking nicely.
Lacey throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Lacey looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Lacey throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Pisse avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Lacey.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lacey thows a huge punch but Pisse dodges it nicely.
Lacey working over Pisse with some ground and pound. Pisse looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Lacey missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Lacey missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Lacey missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Pisse manages to get to full guard.
Lacey with a flurry of punches that miss.
Pisse knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Lacey on the ground.
Lacey missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nisse Pisse dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Pisse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Danga de danga de dang - Pisse scores with a four punch combination!
Lacey throws a head kick that misses.

Lacey gets a clinch.

Lacey breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Lacey shoots in looking for a takedown. Pisse tries to sprawl out of it but Lacey keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Pisse manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Pisse throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from Pisse.
Lacey tries to score a power double leg takedown but Pisse sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lacey somewhat.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pisse avoids the head kick by Lacey.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Pisse avoids the head kick by Lacey.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Pisse!
Pisse is working the combinations to good effect here.
A punch combination from Pisse misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pisse lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Lacey circles away quickly and effectively.
Pisse takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Lacey checks a leg kick.
Lacey blocks a leg kick.
Pisse throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Lacey throws a nice head kick!
Lacey looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Nisse Pisse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Mike Lacey.
Pisse's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Pisse duly obliges.
Lacey shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Pisse but Pisse pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Pisse stuns Lacey with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Pisse uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Lacey tries to clinch up but Pisse circles away and keeps his distance.
Pisse scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Lacey tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Pisse swivels and escapes.
Lacey shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as Pisse sprawls well. Pisse wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. Lacey gets slowly back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pisse scores with a jab to the body.
Pisse lands a nice hook to Lacey's body. Lacey takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Nisse Pisse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pisse's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Pisse duly obliges.
Lacey is looking to clinch but Pisse is avoiding it.
Pisse stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Pisse wants it to stay on the feet.
Lacey takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Lacey misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Pisse misses with a double jab.
Pisse throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Lacey.
Lacey goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
The fight stays on the outside here - Lacey looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Pisse lands a head shot.
A shot to de liver by Pisse. Beautiful body shot.

Lacey darts in and clinches Pisse up against the cage.

Lacey pulls guard successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lacey throwing some rather feeble looking strikes off his back.
Lacey lands a good elbow from the bottom.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Lacey wriggles free and stands up.
Lacey wants to clinch up but Pisse keeps it at a distance.
Pisse swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Lacey shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Pisse's guard.
Pisse wants to get back to his feet but Lacey is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Lacey content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Lacey postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Lacey is looking to work some ground and pound but Pisse has wrist control.
Lacey is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Mike Lacey has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lacey working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Lacey won't allow Pisse to get back to his feet.
Pisse might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Lacey landing with the ground and pound.
Lacey lands a couple of digs.
Lacey has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

Lacey stands and steps away. Pisse gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Lacey is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pisse sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Lacey fails to land the takedown.

Lacey feints and as Pisse raises his hands in defense, Lacey changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Lacey throws a strike but Pisse rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Nisse Pisse is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Lacey looking to hit a scissor sweep but Pisse is one step ahead there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Mike Lacey comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Pisse has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Franklyn Lucas scores the fight 29:28
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 29:28
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nisse Pisse!