PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Hitler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nicolas Valery (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Hitler
vs
Valery

150 cm
22
150 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

175 cm
20
156 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter striker
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Adolf Hitler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Nicolas Valery!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Aleksandr Martynov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Valery drives through with a takedown into guard.
Hitler is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Valery postures up.
Valery must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Valery is stalling in the full guard.
Valery in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Valery stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hitler swivels though and keeps the full guard.

Valery gets to his feet - Hitler follows without any prompting.
Nicolas Valery seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Valery darts in and clinches Hitler up against the cage.

Valery successfully pulls guard.

Hitler drops back looking for a leg! Valery is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Valery manages to kick Hitler off! Hitler jumps back into Valery's guard.

Hitler thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hitler trying to stand up but can't free himself from Valery's guard.
Hitler pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Valery is keeping the position for now.

Valery working for a triangle but Hitler defends it easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Valery looking for a sweep. Not yet Valery, not yet.

Valery is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Valery really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Hitler. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Valery looks gassed!

Valery looking for a guillotine here but Hitler defends easily.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Valery can do anything to dispel that myth.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Valery scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hitler manages to work his way to half guard, despite Valery's best efforts.
Hitler is trying to get back to full guard.
Hitler has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Valery is working away from the top position though.
Valery tries to pass the half guard into mount. Hitler knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Hitler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Hitler is looking to escape.

Hitler is looking to sinch up a gullotine here but Valery pulls his head out easily.
Valery not doing much here.

Hitler looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Hitler might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valery working Hitler over with strikes.
Hitler wants to get back to his feet.
Hitler is looking to improve his position.
Hitler is trying to stand.
Hitler is trying to maintain the position but Valery is very close to passing his half guard.
Hitler slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Valery wants to pass the guard but Hitler is keeping the position.
Hitler looking to hit a scissor sweep but Valery is one step ahead there.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Hitler tries for a takedown but Valery circles away easily

and Valery decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Hitler's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valery with a flurry of punches that miss.
Valery is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Valery is a very stocky fighter. Infact he's such a weird shape that he's almost like some sort of comedy character - it's hard to believe he's real.
Valery stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hitler swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Valery slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Nicolas Valery dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Valery has his takedown stuffed
and Hitler counters with a three punch combo that has Valery backing up. Valery nods at Hitler to acknowledge the strikes.
Hitler misses with a takedown

and Valery counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Valery with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Nicolas Valery has got the better of the ground game so far.

Hitler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Valery not doing much here.
Valery is pressing down on Hitler's thigh, looking to free his foot. Hitler is holding on for now.
Valery is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Hitler looking for submissions off his back.
Hitler wants to control but Valery is keeping busy and won't allow it.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.

Hitler gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Valery showing good wrestling skills to control the position.

Hitler has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Valery can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Hitler wants to sweep but no luck.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Hitler throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Valery looking to pass the guard.

Valery is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Hitler has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Valery is looking to defend but Hitler has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Valery! Hitler pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Valery taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Adolf Hitler!