PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Chuck Fuck Tito (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Richie Yang (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Richie Yang has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Fuck Tito
vs
Yang

190 cm
23
196 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

178 cm
19
193 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Determined

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chuck Fuck Tito!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Richie Yang!
The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, Damien Edna and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fuck Tito lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Yang backs up against the cage.
Fuck Tito defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Yang.
Yang shoots in but no luck this time.
Yang takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Fuck Tito keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Yang dives in and grabs Fuck Tito's left leg, looking for a takedown. Fuck Tito pushes down on Yang's head and hops out.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Richie Yang.
Yang fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito stalks Yang and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Yang's face. Yang staggers backwards, shaken.
Yang takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Fuck Tito lands a jab to the head.
Yang doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A punch lands to the side of Yang 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Fuck Tito darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Yang looks gassed!
Fuck Tito bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Yang's head backwards.
Fuck Tito fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fuck Tito comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fuck Tito cracks Yang with an open hand slap.
Fuck Tito connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Fuck Tito lands a really nice looking cross but Yang seems unphased.
Fuck Tito lands a nice shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fuck Tito is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.

Fuck Tito throws a left that rocks Yang and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Fuck Tito dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Yang regain composure!

Yang is rocked!
Fuck Tito misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Yang is still in real trouble! Can Fuck Tito finish him?
Fuck Tito controls the position.
Yang seems to have recovered his senses.
Yang tries to improve position but can't.
Fuck Tito controls the position from side control.
Fuck Tito's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Chuck Fuck Tito just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Yang takes one on the button.
Yang fails in his attempt to clinch.

Fuck Tito looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Yang!
Fuck Tito controlling his opponent.
Fuck Tito wants to control the pace but Yang is squirming around nicely.
Fuck Tito throwing sloppy strikes here. Perhaps if he tightened up his striking from such a dominant position, he'd be able to finish easier.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Yang is working to get back to half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Poor strikes thrown by Fuck Tito there. More accuracy and less frantic strikes would help!
Yang can't escape the position.
Yang is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Yang holding onto his opponent's waist for dear life, as Fuck Tito tries to land some strikes to get him to release his grip.
Fuck Tito looking to control and managing it successfully.
Fuck Tito punching from mount but Yang doing a good job of avoiding damage.
Yang is wriggling around trying to escape.
Yang manages to work a leg through to get back to half guard here. Good work there by Yang, under a barage of strikes from Fuck Tito.
Fuck Tito is taking a breather. Yang says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Yang keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Yang wants to sweep but Fuck Tito has passed to side control!
Yang can't do much from the bottom here.
Fuck Tito is staying tight to Yang's torso, preventing him from escaping.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Yang is keeping him busy.
Fuck Tito in side control, throwing shots but Yang defends.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Yang prevents Fuck Tito from moving into mount.
Yang is being controlled here.
Yang can't do much from the bottom here.
Fuck Tito advances to full mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Yang shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Fuck Tito counters with a series of strikes. Yang will be more careful next time no doubt.
Fuck Tito connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Yang throws a sloppy head kick and Fuck Tito moves out of range easily.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice strike.
Fuck Tito lands a jab.
Yang closes the distance but Fuck Tito moves to the side
enabling Fuck Tito to counter with a crisp jab.
Nice shot by Fuck Tito.
A shot to the body from Yang misses
and Fuck Tito cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Chuck Fuck Tito is winning the standup battle so far.
Yang misses with a takedown attempt
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely straight right hand!

Fuck Tito shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Fuck Tito showed some decent athleticism there.
Fuck Tito slows the pace down in half guard.
Yang is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Yang is keeping him busy.
Fuck Tito prevents Yang from improving his position.
Fuck Tito tries to pass the half guard into mount. Yang knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Fuck Tito looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
Fuck Tito throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Fuck Tito trying to control the action but Yang is working from the bottom.
Fuck Tito scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuck Tito scores with a jab to the head.
Fuck Tito uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Yang has his takedown stuffed
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Richie Yang.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Yang tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Fuck Tito counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Fuck Tito is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Yang can do to turn this around?

Fuck Tito fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Yang sprawls well initially but Fuck Tito persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Yang manages to get to full guard.
Yang not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Yang looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Yang can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Fuck Tito controls the pace.
Fuck Tito throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Yang works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Yang throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Fuck Tito escapes and throws Yang's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Fuck Tito moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito is looking to take a break and control but Yang is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Yang tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Fuck Tito wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
The referee asks Fuck Tito politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. Fuck Tito prefers to stall for the moment though.
Fuck Tito tries to move to mount but Yang blocks the move with his legs.
Yang is letting Fuck Tito control him for a moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Yang is trying to improve his position.
Yang stops Fuck Tito from passing to mount.
Fuck Tito working away.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Fuck Tito connects with a jab.
Yang thows a left - swing and a miss!
Fuck Tito is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Yang has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Yang misses with a body punch
letting Fuck Tito counter with a right hand.
Fuck Tito connects with a single shot there.
Yang has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Yang on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Yang needs to keep his hands up - Fuck Tito had a free shot at his head there.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck Tito connects with a nice looking jab.
Yang misses with a hook to the body
and Fuck Tito counters with a right hand to the body.
Yang drops his hands momentarily and Fuck Tito takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Fuck Tito closes the distance and lands a one-two.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Chuck Fuck Tito dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Yang misses with a takedown

and Fuck Tito counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
Yang can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Fuck Tito controls the pace.

Yang throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Fuck Tito passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Yang trying to remain calm as Fuck Tito controls from the top position.
Yang is looking for a sweep.
The strikes coming from Fuck Tito are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Fuck Tito working the head with strikes.
Fuck Tito throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Yang struggling a bit here.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Yang tries to bench press Fuck Tito off him but Fuck Tito keeps the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Yang is trying to escape the position but Fuck Tito is controlling the position.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Yang takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Nice body punch from Fuck Tito.
Yang shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
enabling Fuck Tito to counter with a crisp jab.
Yang doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Fuck Tito counters with a stiff right hand.
Chuck Fuck Tito has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Richie Yang.
Yang has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fuck Tito finds it's way round the side to connect with Yang's head.
Fuck Tito dips to his left and cracks Yang with an uppercut!
Richie Yang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Yang takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Fuck Tito lands a nice shot to the body.
Fuck Tito is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Left hook, right uppercut from Fuck Tito.
Good standup being displayed there by Fuck Tito as he connects with a hook.
Fuck Tito scores with a nice strike.
A lazy left from Fuck Tito finds it's target.
Nice shot by Fuck Tito.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Fuck Tito moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Fuck Tito's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Fuck Tito duly obliges.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Fuck Tito.
A right-left combo lands from Fuck Tito.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Yang walks into a jab.

Fuck Tito changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Yang looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Yang is looking to regain half guard here but Fuck Tito keeps moving and retains side control.
Yang stops Fuck Tito from passing to mount.
Fuck Tito wants to control but Yang is keeping him busy.
Yang is looking for a sweep.
Fuck Tito knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Yang on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fuck Tito sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Yang is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Fuck Tito staying calm.
Fuck Tito advances nicely into full mount.
Yang is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Fuck Tito thowing strikes but they're hitting the gloves, not doing any damage.
Yang really trying hard to get back to half guard here.
Fuck Tito controlling the pace for now.
Yang working to try and regain half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Fuck Tito looking to ground and pound but Yang is blocking nicely.
Fuck Tito will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Fuck Tito landing shots from mount.
Fuck Tito sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Yang is trying to escape the mount.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Fuck Tito with the ground and pound from mount.
Fuck Tito can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Yang is looking to escape.
Richie Yang has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Fuck Tito sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

And that's the end of the fight!
Chuck Fuck Tito showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fuck Tito has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 30:24
Judge Damien Edna scores the fight 30:24
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Chuck Fuck Tito!