PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Your Mom (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey McCarthy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mickey McCarthy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Mom
vs
McCarthy

195 cm
18
170 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

175 cm
22
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Powder for your success

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Your Mom!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Mickey McCarthy!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mom throws a nice looking combination but McCarthy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Mom moves out of range of the strikes.
Mom takes a swing at McCarthy's ribcage but misses.
Mom really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Mom throws a series of punches but McCarthy avoids them all with ease.
Mom misses with a double jab.
A punch combination from Mom misses.
Mom throws a nice looking combination but McCarthy bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
McCarthy falls off balance throwing a combination
and Mom counters with a nice uppercut.
Mom slips a jab and a cross from McCarthy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mom throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mom scores with a three punch combo!

Mom gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
McCarthy tries to free his leg and advance position but Mom is retaining full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCarthy slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McCarthy throwing strikes but missing.

McCarthy is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Mom is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Mom has escaped and now he's on top!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCarthy doesn't do any damage with a couple of strikes from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
McCarthy seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McCarthy is on top in guard.

McCarthy gets to his feet. Mom looking to butt scoot but the ref puts an end to that. On your feet son!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McCarthy misses with a double jab
and Mom counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McCarthy looks gassed!
Mom misses with a double jab
and McCarthy counters with a two punch combo.
Mom falls off balance throwing a combination
and McCarthy counters with a one-two to the body.
McCarthy misses with a combination
letting Mom counter with a right hand.
No joy there for McCarthy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Mom misses with a series of wild punches.
Mom throws a combination that misses
and McCarthy counters with a three punch combo that has Mom backing up. Mom nods at McCarthy to acknowledge the strikes.
Mom throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
enabling McCarthy to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by Mom - just one landing.
Mom ducks down and throws a hook to the body but McCarthy moves away.
McCarthy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Mom moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
McCarthy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Mom swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and McCarthy counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Mom swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Mom stuns McCarthy with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Mom misses with a two punch combination.
McCarthy swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Mom counters with a three punch combo that has McCarthy backing up. McCarthy nods at Mom to acknowledge the strikes.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for leaving it all in the cage!
Mom lands with a shot to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Mom misses with a double jab
and McCarthy counters with a stiff right hand.
Mom is looking to wear down McCarthy with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Mom takes a body punch but keeps moving.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Your Mom will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

McCarthy misses with a lunging right hand
and McCarthy takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McCarthy misses with a double jab.
McCarthy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Mom misses with a double jab
and McCarthy counters with a series of strikes that really hurt Mom! The ref looks into his eyes and sees nobody home - he's called the fight! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:19 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mickey McCarthy!