PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steen Christensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chuggy Bard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Christensen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Xzibit - Alcoholic. This should be fireworks!

Christensen
vs
Bard

188 cm
23
265 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

195 cm
23
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Steen Christensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Chuggy Bard!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Johanna Lukiainen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Christensen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bard throws a nice looking combination but Christensen bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Bard swats away the attempt to clinch by Christensen.
Christensen is looking to clinch but Bard is avoiding it.
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch but Bard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bard throws a one two combo.

It looks like Steen Christensen has been cut.
Bard swats away the attempt to clinch by Christensen.
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch but Bard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Christensen wants to clinch.
Christensen wants to clinch.
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch but Bard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Christensen tries to clinch up but Bard circles away and keeps his distance.
Bard tries to bum rush Christensen with a series of wild strikes but Christensen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Christensen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bard lands with a hook. Christensen tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Bard avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Bard paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Christensen is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Christensen tries to close the distance and clinch up but Bard swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bard lands a jab to the head.
Bard lands a glancing blow to the side of Christensen's head.

Christensen is rocked!
Are you kidding me?! Bard ducked down and unloaded an uppercut from hell that sent Christensen clean off his feet! Someone make me a GIF - that's knockout of the night for sure!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Chuggy Bard!