PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Ferris Bueller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Joe Blammo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ferris Bueller had real problems making weight for this fight. After initially coming in at 136.0lbs, he had two hours to make the official fight weight. He made it but it will have taken a lot out of him to cut those extra few pounds. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bueller
vs
Blammo

167 cm
21
148 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

150 cm
21
130 lbs
2 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin

Killer Bee Supplements [CBK]

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ferris Bueller!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Joe Blammo!
The judges for this bout are Luis Engracia, Seu Braga and Paulo Santos.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bueller throws a big shot that misses.
Joe Blammo seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bueller dodges the punch combination from Blammo.
Blammo wants to clinch.
Blammo looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Bueller missing with a left hand there. Blammo was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Bueller shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Blammo napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Bueller tries to stand but Blammo is controlling his head.
Blammo is looking for a sweep.
Blammo manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Blammo is keen to just control but Bueller is a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Blammo might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Bueller kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Bueller is controlling Blammo's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Blammo wants to control but Bueller is keeping him busy.
Bueller desperately trying to maintain half guard.
Bueller on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Bueller tries to get out of the position.

Blammo is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bueller is not content to let Blammo control the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Blammo rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bueller moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Blammo tries to clinch there but Bueller circles away.
Blammo should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Bueller looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for Blammo!
Blammo is trying to escape the mount.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Blammo looks gassed!
Bueller controlling the pace for now.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Blammo wants to control but Bueller is having none of it.
Bueller will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Blammo tries to reverse the position but Bueller maintains control.
Blammo wants to control but Bueller is having none of it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Blammo is trying to avoid being dragged into an even worse position than he's already in but Bueller is staying active.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Blammo is trying to escape the mount.
Blammo tries to hold on but Bueller pushes him away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ferris Bueller dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Bueller dives in and grabs Blammo's left leg, looking for a takedown. Blammo pushes down on Bueller's head and hops out.
Blammo throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bueller throws a body kick that misses.
Bueller looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Blammo wants to clinch up but Bueller keeps it at a distance.
Blammo tries for a takedown but Bueller circles away easily

and Bueller decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Blammo's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bueller wanted to stand there but Blammo had control of the position.
Blammo working a defensive guard here.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bueller prevents Blammo from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueller sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Bueller has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Bueller won't allow Blammo to sweep him here.
Blammo can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Bueller controls the pace.

Blammo is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bueller is stalling in the full guard.
Bueller won't allow Blammo to sweep him here.
Bueller trying to stand up but can't free himself from Blammo's guard.

Bueller stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Bueller closes the distance and pushes Blammo back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bueller pushes Blammo back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short body shot lands from Bueller as the two fighters clinch.

Bueller breaks the clinch.
Blammo clinches but Bueller breaks the clinch

and Bueller counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Bueller.

Bueller breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Bueller stops a takedown attempt from Blammo.
Bueller makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Bueller's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A left and a right from Bueller both land. Nice combination.
Bueller digs a good body shot into Blammo's ribs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bueller misses with a body kick.
Bueller fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bueller swinging wildly here.
Blammo doesn't succeed with the takedown
enabling Bueller to counter with a crisp jab.
Ferris Bueller has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Joe Blammo.

Bueller gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.

Bueller manages to break the clinch.
Blammo throws a combination that misses

and Bueller counters into the clinch. Nicely done.

Bueller escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.

Bueller closes the distance and clinches.

Bueller manages to break the clinch.
Bueller closes the distance and lands a one-two.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Blammo gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Bueller counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Blammo closes the distance but Bueller moves to the side
letting Bueller counter with a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ferris Bueller dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Bueller is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Blammo's half guard.
Blammo is trying to maintain the position but Bueller is very close to passing his half guard.
Blammo wants to get back to full guard.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Bueller stands, ready to strike. The ref makes him back up and allows Blammo to get to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bueller lands a nice shot to the body.
Blammo moves out of range of the body kick.
Bueller throws a half hearted mid kick.
Bueller throws out a powerful jab.
Bueller dodges the punch combination from Blammo.
Bueller stuns Blammo with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Bueller closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Blammo did well to prevent Bueller getting side control.
Bueller takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Blammo is trying to control but Bueller manages to pass to mount!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Blammo is trying to escape the mount.
Bueller controlling the position easily from mount.
Bueller avoids the attempt from Blammo to control.
Bueller controlling his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bueller knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Blammo on the ground.
Bueller avoids the attempt from Blammo to control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Bueller controlling from the full mount.
Blammo is looking to get to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ferris Bueller showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bueller has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Luis Engracia scores the fight 30:26
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:26
Judge Paulo Santos scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ferris Bueller!