PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quinton Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Zoidberg
vs
Jones

190 cm
23
222 lbs
6 - 4 - 0

190 cm
24
215 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Quinton Jones!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Cecil Peabody and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jones paws at him with a jab and circles away.

Zoidberg gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Jones looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.

It looks like Quinton Jones has been cut.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jones working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Jones is trying to break free.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jones's efforts to push away.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow.
Jones wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jones lands a nice shot to the body.
Jones working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!

Jones breaks from the clinch.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the strikes.
A nice inside leg kick there by Zoidberg. That's going to slow Jones down.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Jones shrugs off.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.

Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jones fails to land with a series of punches.

Zoidberg forces Jones back against the cage and clinches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jones takes a knee to the side of the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Jones wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jones's efforts to push away.

Jones's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Zoidberg pushes Jones up against the cage in a clinch.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the head but Jones blocks with his arms.
Jones is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Jones wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Jones wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.
Zoidberg prevents Jones from breaking the clinch.
Jones wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.
Jones has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jones is trying to break free.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Jones is trying to break free.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
Jones wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Jones is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Jones has had enough of the clinch but Zoidberg keeps him there for the moment.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body.

Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Zoidberg lands a nice leg kick that just misses Jones's sensitive parts.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Zoidberg fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jones throws a series of punches but Zoidberg moves out of range.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg avoids a punch combination nicely.
Quinton Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones looks to land a right hand but Zoidberg moved out of range.

Zoidberg takes the fight into the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Quinton Jones's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Jones connects with a jab.
Zoidberg buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jones fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Zoidberg looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jones misses with a wild body shot.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Zoidberg uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jones scores with a jab. Zoidberg acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Jones lands with a nice combination. Zoidberg backs away looking to recover.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jones lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.

Zoidberg drives through and clinches with Jones against the cage.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Knees to the body from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jones wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
Zoidberg scores a nice knee to the body.
Jones working hard to break the clinch.

Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

Zoidberg clinches up with Jones and pushes him back against the cage.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jones blocks it with crossed arms.
Jones has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jones is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Zoidberg using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jones has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Jones working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Jones is trying to break free.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.
Zoidberg has Jones pressed against the cage, preventing Jones from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Zoidberg lands a damaging elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jones is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg prevents Jones from breaking the clinch.
Jones is trying to break free.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Jones can't break the clinch.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Jones working hard to break the clinch.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is trying to force a seperation but Zoidberg has the dominant position.
Jones wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
John Zoidberg has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Knees in the clinch landing for Zoidberg.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jones blocks it with crossed arms.
Jones is working Zoidberg over against the cage.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Jones can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg has Jones pressed against the cage, preventing Jones from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Jones throws a head punch that misses.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Jones tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Jones's efforts to push away.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Zoidberg misses with a knee strike.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg prevents Jones from breaking the clinch.
Jones tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Jones wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jones tries to circle away but Zoidberg has him pinned against the cage.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Jones looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Jones wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Jones is trying to break free.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zoidberg sees it coming and avoids it easily.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Jones's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Jones wants to break free but Zoidberg has control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that John Zoidberg will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Jones throws a big shot that misses.
Jones keeps the fight on the outside.
Jones misses the jab.
Jones tests Zoidberg's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Zoidberg fails with an attempt to clinch.
Jones throws a shot from downtown. Zoidberg moves away and avoids it.
Jones misses with the combination.
Zoidberg throws a quick inside leg kick.
Jones misses with the combination.

Zoidberg rushes Jones and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Zoidberg lands a nice knee to the body.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Jones takes an elbow to the temple.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Jones is trying to stall.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A knee to the head by Zoidberg.
Jones wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Jones working hard to break the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Jones's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Jones is blocking nicely.
Jones avoiding damage as Zoidberg throws knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow just above Jones 's eye.
Jones is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Jones avoids it.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Jones tries to break free but Zoidberg pushes him back against the cage.
Zoidberg scores with a knee to the head.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Zoidberg has Jones pressed against the cage, preventing Jones from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.
Jones takes an elbow to the forehead.
Zoidberg tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Jones breaks from the clinch.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Jones jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Jones misses with the combination.

Zoidberg closes the distance and pushes Jones back into the cage.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Nice elbow from Zoidberg.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
A short uppercut from Jones.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Jones is looking to break free of the clinch but Zoidberg has double underhooks.
Zoidberg is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jones can do to turn this around?
Jones takes an elbow to the temple.
Jones is trying to break free.
Zoidberg creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jones's defenses.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling him.
Zoidberg prevents Jones from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Zoidberg misses with a knee to the head.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg crunches a lovely knee into Jones's ribcage.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Zoidberg obliges.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside.
Jones wants to get back to striking at distance but Zoidberg won't allow it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Jones takes an elbow to the temple.
Jones wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Jones takes a knee right on the jaw!
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Zoidberg comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Zoidberg throws a knee to the head but misses.
Jones can't break the clinch.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.

Jones breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
A punch combination from Jones misses.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Zoidberg.
A good leg kick by Zoidberg.
Jones might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

Zoidberg moves into range and clinches up with Jones.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Jones is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jones has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Jones wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Zoidberg connects with a nasty looking knee right to Jones's face.
Jones has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Zoidberg lands an elbow inside that Jones shrugs off.
Zoidberg gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Zoidberg unloads a knee to the mid-section. Jones lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Zoidberg connects with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg has Jones pressed against the cage, preventing Jones from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Zoidberg putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Jones in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg prevents Jones from breaking the clinch.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Jones wants to break the clinch but can't.
Zoidberg with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Zoidberg looking to throw knees to the head but Jones is blocking nicely.
Zoidberg with a knee to the head.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg lands a good knee to the midsection. Jones won't want to take too many of those.
Jones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Zoidberg backwards.
Jones takes an elbow to the temple.
Jones tries to break the clinch but Zoidberg is controlling the position.
Zoidberg landing some nice looking knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands an elbow that stopped Jones in his tracks for a moment.
Zoidberg keeps control of Jones as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Zoidberg landing knees to the head.
Jones is trying to break the clinch but Zoidberg has him pressed against the cage.
Jones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Zoidberg working Jones over with knees to the body.
Zoidberg lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Quinton Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

Jones pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jones swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
John Zoidberg showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Zoidberg, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:26
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Zoidberg!