PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johan Larsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Biff Biffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Larsson might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Foo Fighters - My Hero. Biffman has chosen Bike as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Larsson
vs
Biffman

185 cm
25
183 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

186 cm
22
178 lbs
10 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent elbows
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
World class boxer
Heavy handed

Amber Swan CBK
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Battalion Athletics

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Johan Larsson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Biff Biffman!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Chris Edwards and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biffman connects with a nice looking jab.
Larsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Biffman throws out the jab.
Biffman throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
The fighters circling - Larsson throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Larsson misses with a hook.
Biffman slips under a jab.
Larsson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Larsson avoids the head kick by Biffman.
A big left from Larsson misses.
Biffman pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Biffman lands a jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Biffman.
Larsson waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biffman.
Biffman cracks Larsson with an open hand slap.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Biffman, right into the meat.
Biffman bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Larsson throws a leg kick
and Biffman connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Biffman tries a head kick but it misses.
Biffman takes one to the chin there.
Biffman throws a series of punches but Larsson avoids them all with ease.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biffman swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Biffman connects with a body shot.
Larsson throws a hook but Biffman avoids it easily.
Larsson throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Biffman counters with a nice kick to the body.
Biffman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Larsson is breathing heavily.
Biffman lands a jab to the head.
Biffman looks to land a right hand but Larsson moved out of range.
Biffman throws a jab but it's blocked by Larsson.
Larsson takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A swing and a miss from Biffman.
Biffman tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Larsson was well out of range. Poor timing from Biffman.
Biffman throws out a loose jab but Larsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Larsson throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Larsson takes a swing at Biffman's ribcage but misses.
Larsson misses with a shot to the body
and Biffman counters with a stiff right hand.
Larsson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Biffman manages to avoid it.
Biffman ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Larsson moves away.
Larsson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Biffman.
Biffman throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biffman fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Biffman throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Biffman uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Larsson.
Biffman throws a nice inside leg kick.
Larsson avoids the head kick by Biffman.
The fighters circling - Biffman throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biffman lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Biffman lands with a good body shot.
Biffman tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jab, jab by Biffman - just one landing.
Biffman connects with a solid leg kick.
Biffman connects with a good right hand that stumbles Larsson. Larsson circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Larsson moves out of range as Biffman strikes.
Biffman scores with a kick to the midsection.
Larsson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Biffman pushes Larsson away with a front kick.
Biffman connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good exchange - Biffman coming out on top.

Larsson is rocked!
Biffman lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Oh Larsson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Biffman fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Larsson square on the jaw! Damn, Larsson is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:14 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Biff Biffman!