PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Gunnar Hoffman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fredrik Nietzsche (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nietzsche comes into a darkened arena with his song building. "Haunted" by Disturbed kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Hoffman
vs
Nietzsche

185 cm
22
230 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

195 cm
23
275 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
KO power

Powerful takedowns
Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Gunnar Hoffman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fredrik Nietzsche!
The judges for this bout are Johanna Lukiainen, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nietzsche tries to close the distance and clinch but Hoffman swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hoffman is looking to clinch but Nietzsche is avoiding it.
Hoffman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Nietzsche swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nietzsche circles away from the clinch attempt.
Nietzsche fails to land the takedown.
Hoffman wants to clinch.

Nietzsche shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Nietzsche working Hoffman over with strikes.
Nietzsche working over Hoffman with some ground and pound. Hoffman looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Well, if Nietzsche is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nietzsche lands a nice short elbow.
Hoffman is trying to stand back up but Nietzsche is controlling him
Nietzsche is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Nietzsche looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hoffman with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

Hoffman is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nietzsche is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Hoffman is hurt! He's hurt bad - Nietzsche fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Hoffman from any more punishment! Congratulations to Nietzsche! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:19 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Fredrik Nietzsche!